Kevin said:
Miss Kitty Fantastico
vs.
Rat Buffy
Oh yeah. There would be blood.
INT. WILLOW AND TARAS COLLEGE ROOM
Buffy walks in through the door..
BUFFY
Hey Willow, do you still have my boots? Will?
Buffy peers around the empty room, when suddenly there's a green BOOM OF SMOKE.
BUFFY (heard, not seen)
Will, have you been playing with the naughty spell book again? If I were Giles I'd be frowning a Giles like frown right now.
The smoke clears, to reveal Buffy is a RAT. All small and rattish.
BUFFY
Uhm. Oh, crap. This day couldn't get much worse.
Miss Kitty Fantasico walks into the room and sits by the door.
BUFFY
Ok. I take that back. I appear to be a rat AGAIN. Hey, Kitty. I forgot your name... What's your name?
KITTY
Meow.
BUFFY
Okay. Right. Do you want to hurt me?
KITTY
Meow.
BUFFY
NARRRGH! Give me something!
Buffy Rat approaches Kitty. Kitty calmy approaches Buffy Rat, and starts to lick Buffy's ear.
BUFFY
Is it wrong this feels good? I mean. Eww! Stop!
Buffy rat attempts to scurry away, at which point Kitty starts to MEOW in an erratic manner.
BUFFY
Now I know why Mom wouldn't let me get Pussy.
(pauses)
BUFFY
I'll rephrase that. A pussy. Oh, who cares, I'm a talking rat.
Kitty LEAPS at Buffy Rat.
Buffy Rat stands on it's hynd legs, leaps in the air and meets Kitty in midair. Slow motion, Matrix style. Buffy Rat BITES Kitty's leg. BLOOD SPLATTERS across Buffy Rats fur. Both animals land.
BUFFY
Okay. Somebody is going to need to bathe me now, and it ain't gonna be you.
KITTY
Meow.
At this point Buffy Rat stands on her hynd legs again, and raises her Rattie FISTS.
BUFFY
That's it. Come and get some, Mr. Or Missus. Whichever you are.
Kitty LEAPS FULL SPEED at Buffy Rat. Buffy Rat uses her SLAYER RAT strength to toss Kitty across the room behind her.
BUFFY
Eat me, get furballs. You've been warned.
Willow walks into the room, across to the open cupboard to close it. Tara follows her in.
WILLOW
Oh crap, I stood on something icky. I think you left gum on the floor, Tara.
Blood streams across the floor. Kitty Fantastico sits in the corner of the room, smuggly puuring.
KITTY
Meow!