Lines That ALWAYS Make you Laugh Out Loud

3 pages and no-one mentions the Xander joining the swim team in Go Fish? What is up with you all?!? 😛

Cordelia:Oh! Oh, my! Now, that, girls, is my kind of...
Willow: Xander?
Cordelia: Xander?!
(Xander tries to hide his manliness behind a kickboard)
Cordelia:What the hell are you doing here?
Xander: Shh! I'm undercover.
Buffy: Not under much. (grins)
Cordelia: Get out of here before someone sees you impersonating a member of the swim team!
Xander: I don't do impersonations. I tried out for the team last night. I made it.
Cordelia: Really?
Xander: Yeah. I figured I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when
Buffy can't.
Willow: When you're nude? (gets a nudge from Buffy) I meant to say 'changing'.

So I'm on season 2 in my attempts to finish all the eps before I jet off....actually I finished Becoming part 2 this morning before work....after mascara had been applied...so not a good idea and slightly amusing and not really part of the story.

I'm sure I'll think of some more later...
 
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Lou
Would you be offended if I pointed and laughed and screamed CRY BABY!?!?! No, that would be bad Karma for me wouldn't it?
How has everyone forgotten Spike's rooftop monologue from "In The Dark"?:

Spike in high voice: "How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so"¦ (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"

In my opinion, Spike's funniest moment. Also, from a random Angel episode I can't remember the name of:

Angel: "They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"
 
November
November
Oh How could we forget!!!!!
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Hello Cutie
I remembered it, I just couldn't be bothered to type it up as I'm lazy- thanks for doing it for me!
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Spirit_Of_Fred
the spike monologue is, like, one of the best things ever! :P
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StuckinTraffic
I LOVE that one! It's my favorite next to Spike's, "cuppa tea, cuppa tea..." line!
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Jaded Wolf
Thank you! I love that!
Every time that Angel sings Barry Manilow, I am in stiches. Priceless.
Especially his rendition of Mandy. He should really (not) release that.
 
Ooh, TheHeartist, I can't believe I forgot that one!

But I have one that nobody put, even though it's the funniest thing ever...

Angel and Wes dancing at Cordy's party! Angel's little clappy move and Wes' hideous sweater...I'm cracking up just thinking about it!
 
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TheHeartist
Yeah, the credits for that episode are awesome :)
oh my god, another moment where i just had to pause my DVD player.. watching Over the Rainbow...

When Angel gets to Pylea... "can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?" that had me laughing so hard just now!
 
ooo oo, Gingerbread... when buffy slays the demon "did i get it?" and the whole shot there. SO FUNNY.
 
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Joyce Summers
Especially when Oz and Xander land amongst them all. It's such a bizarre tableau!
You guys have generally said all the funniest lines in Buffy, the funniest line in Angel for me is in Judgement (I think it's in Judgement) when Cordy says 'We'll make with the chin music until he canaries' that just cracks me up everytime (Which is really bad, since I watched that episode at 1 this morning, when everyone else was a asleep...oppsie)
 
From the Angel episode "Lineage":

SPIKE (playing with a glass beaker on a shelf
nearby) Aha! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've
boffed a robot. Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

And from the same episode:

ANGEL What happened?
SPIKE (stepping up in front of Fred and Wesley,
eagerly) I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he
used to be known as "head boy."
ANGEL Yeah. I already knew that.
SPIKE Right. I have nothing else to report.(walks
away)

and again, at the end of that very scene:

Cut to:
FRED Come to think of it, that's probably not the best
idea. I'll go rescue him.(exits)
SPIKE I'm finished here, too. If you want, I can have
someone type up the report about head boy.
ANGEL Get out.
SPIKE Suit yourself.(exits)

I just love Spike when he's incorporeal and his mission in life (or unlife I guess) seems to be to annoy Angel! 😀
 
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Joyce Summers
Even when he IS corporeal, Spike's mission in life is to annoy Angel. Haha. And I love it
Another of my favorites is the end of Unleashed, when Lorne says, "Ladies and Gentlemen....Hell just froze over," about Angel's offer to pay for dinner. LMAO!
 
In "Into The Looking Glass" i love Lorne singing "stop in the name of love" and he goes "think it over... think it oooOOO shi-" haha. so great.

And the line Gunn says about being so happy about leaving his people to go to pylea and die.
 
In Season 7 of Buffy when Spike is encouraging Buffy about being chosen and she says she doesn't want to be. Spike calmly replies, "I don't want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear." That is one of my favorite Spike lines.
 
I thought it was funny when in What's My Line, Part Two when Buffy and Kendra were having the whole Slayer bonding thing with the weapons, Kendra picks up the crossbow and is all, "Please, I am an expert in all weapons." And then she shoots the lamp. "The, uh, trigger mechanism is different in this one."

LOL.
 
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