Revolver
Sir Douche
I'd give up sex for a year for one of those burgers too, but in my case it's likely I won't have sex in the next year anyway, so at least I get a burger out of the deal this way!
Tueuse de Vampires
come on now mister negative...
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Edmund Blackadder
Well I was hoping to trade for last year where I chose not to have sex for a year - I plan to have much more in the coming year for certain reasons...but damn I want that Burger