Movie/TV Quotes Applied to Buffy

[NotASlayer]

Glory to Buffy

"I want to play a game."

Saw

 

[wolfheart]

Buffy to Drusilla

"Stay away from her you...bitch"

Aliens

 

[NotASlayer]

Adam "What are you doing?"

Buffy: "Dance off, bro. Me and you."

Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[twoslayers]

Buffy to Kennedy: There are fifteen potentials in this house, and your the only one who has to make trouble.

Home Alone

 

[twoslayers]

Willow: Well, There's the wacky notion of spells.
Wicca Girl: There's no such thing as magic!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Buffy: "Happy ever after doesn't mean forever. It just means time. A little time."

Oz: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."

Doctor Who

 

[twoslayers]

A possible opening for the Faith show that never was.

In the year 2000, a slayer was sent to prison for a crime she did commit. This slayer eventually escaped from a maximum security penitentiary to the Los Angeles underground. Now she survives as a solider of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find her, maybe you can hire the Slay Team.

The A-Team, of course.

 

[SavvyScoobie]

Buffy saving the world for the 500th time:

"What? Like it's hard?"

Legally Blonde

 

[twoslayers]

A cameo causes a commotion at Anya and Xander's wedding as Spike decides to play bouncer.

- Invitation sir?
- I should be on that list!
- Name?
- Joss Whedon
- Yeah, nice try, buddy.
- No really, I'm Joss Whedon.
- Nice try.

Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

 

[wolfheart]

Giles: Spike!
Spike: Yes, Satan? [He turns around to face Giles.] Oh, I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.
Giles: Never mind the wisecracks, Spike. [Coughs loudly] You owe me, rent!
Spike: Giles, I told you. You're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. [Shows Giles, a $25,000 reward poster] Look at that. That's a true albino demon. Some rich guy lost it and is offering a huge reward. As soon as I find this demon, you're paid.
Giles: I heard vampires in there, Ventura. I heard them again this morning, scratching around
Spike: I never bring my work home with me, sir
Giles: Oh yeah! What's all this blood for?
Spike: ...Fiber?

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