My life according to Google

My name is maybe the most uncommon, or rather nonexistent (nah, j/k, thats egotistical, I know 😛) But yeah, this could either be really interesting or really lame...

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Airam needs more help.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Airam looks like Maria backwards or like you threw down Scrabble tiles and this is what came up. I have no idea how you would say it or if it's supposed to somewhat resemble a real name.

(LMFAO! real name for 28 years THANK YOU!)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Airam hates my internet connection

(No. Airam hates HER internet connection.)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

(Nothing on this one for 7 pages)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Airam loves you!

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

(7 pages, nothing.)

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Airam has been writing for little under a year and only does it for fun. She is not published but I know we are all hoping she will be.

(Uhh, no, no creative writing ways here.)

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Airam is a light and spacious villa located in Monachil, in the heart of the Natural Park of Sierra Nevada

😕
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
bahaha! Love the answer to number 2!
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Kristine needs to shake her bootie!!!
(lol)

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Kristine looks like a good girl but behind closed doors she is as dirty as any slut out there, maybe even more so.
(apparently, there's some questionable people carrying my name)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Kristine hates pastels and I get an ear full every time I put them up for my Colour Challenges

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Kristine goes global!
(how fitting ^^)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Kristine loves her family a lot.

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
kristine eats a chili pepper for 30 bucks at pf changs.

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Kristine has been quoted in USA Today, CNN, ABC.COM, The Boston Globe, and other impressive international media circuits.
(^ I should look those quotes up 😛)

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Kristine is a GENIUS
(^now isn't that true? (sw))
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Savannah needs a hotdog Social in the park.

Uhh....sure.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Because of that savanna looks like wheaten

LOL

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Lebron James long time girlfriend and baby momma--Savannah Brinson recently revealed in a shoot with Harper Bazaar that she wasn't to keen on moving to ...

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

WWE Diva Savannah goes topless in new movie

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

A church in Savannah, GA fountains in Savannah

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Where do eat in Savannah?

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Savannah has an upcoming release with Beautiful Trouble publishing called "Go With Your Heart"

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

A savanna or Savannah is a grassland ecosystem characterized by the trees being sufficiently small or widely spaced so that the canopy does not close. ...
 
I used my real name, but substituted "Thursday" for my answers.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Thursday needs to put on a couple of ‘em and those shoes are horrendous. (What are "'em?")

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Thursday looks like a teenager

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Thursday hates Mexican house cleaning music.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Thursday goes Mary Poppins

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Thursday loves is an inspirational blog. (What?)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Thursday eats a balanced diet, and eats treats in moderation

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Thursday has incomparable looks and more than enough charm to make her a very sexy woman

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Thursday is the French feminine form of Gabriel, which meant "hero of god" or " God is my might" in Hebrew.
(Hmmm, I wonder what my real name could be 😉)
 
Nothing is coming up with my name other than other peoples names but with different last names...oh well..i guess my name isn't typed in google much
 
NY State of Mind said:
Nothing is coming up with my name other than other peoples names but with different last names...oh well..i guess my name isn't typed in google much
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You aren't googling your exact name, just your first name followed by "needs" or "eats" or whatever and posting whatever the first search result is.
 
MandaMeena said:
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Amanda needs more ink

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Amanda looks like she will blow away in the wind

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Amanda hates Parvati.

No I don't. Sounds like a lovely gal.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Amanda goes to jail.

"mamaaaaa! just killed a man!"

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Amanda loves lesbians.

Of course I do! 🙂

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Amanda eats perfume.

That was one of the tame results... *shudders*

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Amanda has learned to dance despite being born deaf.

How would that impede on one's dancing ability in the first place?

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Amanda is a scalape.

Huh...
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My Name Is Amanda 2 🙂
 
Thursday said:
You aren't googling your exact name, just your first name followed by "needs" or "eats" or whatever and posting whatever the first search result is.
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Yeah I know...I type Luis and nothing comes up but other Luis's...I tried the first 5 and couldn't get anything significant so I gave up....I just tried both your eats, needs and closest I got too was (Luis eades artist?) & (Louis neels)...either nobody types my name in google enough or Google is racist lol 🙂
 
NY State of Mind said:
Yeah I know...I type Luis and nothing comes up but other Luis's...I tried the first 5 and couldn't get anything significant so I gave up...
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1. Luis needs yo numbahs

More like, Luis need to learn how to spell. 😉

2. (Become a fan if u think) Luis looks like a teddybear

3. Luis hates to carry tanks and will do anything to avoid it.

4. Luis goes to Taco Bell.

5. Luis loves ladies in pantyhose.

6. Luis eats apples.

7. Luis has performed and/or recorded with: Phil Collins Jackson Browne.

8. Luis is a co-founder and social software architect at SyndeoLabs.
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Ajla needs your numbers

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Angelina Jolie look-alikes (Ajla)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Ajla for admin

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Girl with the most blonde moments EVER! Award goes to: Ajla!

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Ajla luvs dolphinz

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Ajla's discussions

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Ajla Has Facebook

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Ajla Tomljanovic, Wikipedia

See.. that's what happens when you have an unusual name -_-
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Ian needs to pay attention to this sign!

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

When Ian has his hair cut short, I really think he looks like Justin Timberlake of N'SYNC, but cuter.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Ian hates flying... *really* hates flying. Medication is necessary, be it capsules or liquid. But getting on a plane stone cold sober is *not* an option.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Ian goes puddle jumping.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Ian loves Fall Out Boy but hates MCR

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

IAN EATS THE WORLD! --> http://www.ianeatstheworld.com/

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Ian has written a graphic novel for DC comics called Lobo: Highway to Hell.

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Ian is a long serving member of Edinburgh Magic Circle and is a past President and currently holds the role of Secretary.

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Well that killed 5 minutes while drinking my coffee lol

M
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Jessica needs fake ******* and then she would be perfect.

I'm not even going to waste a sarcastic "thanks" on you Google.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Jessica looks like the floppy.

What's a floppy?

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Jessica hates attention.

Well, yes, it does make me kinda nervous.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Jessica goes skinny.

...?

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jess loves Fred.

I typed Jessica...

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Jessica eats.

That's it?

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
No One Killed Jessica Review- Deserves Standing Ovation.

Thankfully...

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Jessica (instrumental)

Can I play with a different name?
 
Randy needs to write a song... It will be about the danger of having bunnies as pets.

Randy looks like one lucky guy. Curse my sinister attraction.

Randy hates [four letter word that sounds like sit.] Okay then.

Randy goes wrong I do; so much so that it in fact feels right.

Randy loves Brides One last ride before they put away their saddles.

Randy eats a mexican spirit Only if there's beans and rice on the side.

Randy has no chance. Who needs chance when you've got muscles like these? *poses*

Randy is a nomad Truer words; never spoken
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Zoe Needs To Assert Dominion Over Her Pod
(damn straight)

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Zoe looks like this when she's angry at Aaron

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Zoe hates being photographed
(true)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Zoe goes to England! (I wish!)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Zoe loves Danny

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Rachel Zoe eats

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Ajla Has Facebook

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Zoe definition on Urban Dictionary: Zoe; The act of being grand, wonderful, perfect.
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:

Gemma needs potatoes

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:

Gemma looks like a goddess as stars come out.

Nice (sw)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:

Gemma hates wearing clothes.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:

Gemma goes to the toilet inside

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:

Gemma loves a pint.

True

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:

Gemma eats the oreo freak

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:

Gemma has a little pal with an underbite

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:

Gemma is a precious jewel. Awww
 
1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Kerri needs... to be the only dog.

What?

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Kerri looks like she doesn't want to touch Petes pictures.

I don't know who Pete is or what kind of pictures he's taking, but I'm fairly certain I do not want to touch them.


3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Kerri hates being "skinny soft" is ready to build muscle.

I have no words...

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Kerri goes ice skating.

I would if I knew how.

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Kerri loves cookies.

Yummy!

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Kerri eats Pozole.

Umm... what?

7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Kerri has an even bigger invention.

I better patent it right away...!

8:Type in "[your first name] is a" in Google search:
Kerri is a Hebrew term which literally means "happenstance."

Story of my life.
 
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