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Schillaci

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My Bunny Intelligence agency scheme (bias) has uncovered a most heinous plot to bore me into not coming here anymore. My operatives are highly trained and have spotted the most diabolical tactics that are being used. Members of this conspiracy come to the board but don't post. Some post in topics that bore me to think about, never mind read. The elitists only post in their particular houses. Do you think my bunny agents can't infiltrate into your inner sanctums?? Don't think I'll fall for it, I know who you are. I'm no stranger to conspiracy, I read the warren commissions report!

I despise the style of forum that has no offtopicness. Conversations are not free, just trapped within the restraints set out in the original post. Conversations should evolve, grow, become dark and light, fade, shimmer, soar, hide, love, hate, be free. This thread must always be off topic. I tire of the same threads, the same questions - the same answers from the same people.

Someone starts a topic.

Nerd4Hire and Goldenboy race off to see who can find the most relevant and informative links to post first. Bored takes another crack at destroying every single letter on his keyboard. Arabella tells us we must first look at cause, to understand effect. One of the BB heroes returns with a link, which within due course Pointy draws attention to the link having 15 spelling mistakes and 12 grammatical errors. Some lunatic tells us about some show that's better than Buffy. I pull out my cheap shot repertoire and take aim at any easy targets.

NO MORE

FREEDOM UNDER OPPRESSION

This thread has laws, passed by me, resident dictator.
If you look at it, you must post.
Your post must be relevant to the post above, but not in the strictest sense, latch onto a phrase, a thought whatever, but it must be a conversation - NO RANDOM VOODOO

Failure to obey these laws will mean the Bunny death squad after your rear end. THEY TAKE NO PRISONERS. They were trained personally by J. Edgar Hoover. They were with him when he busted the nazi bank Bush's grandfather Prescott was running. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

When I return tomorrow I expect posts"¦. Though, I won't hold my breath.. OR MAYBE I WILL:mad61:
 
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arabella
damn my painfully rational thought process... :P and I second Wannabe Slayer...think of the fat bald man...unless you go for that kinda thing.
Please don't hold your breathe you may need CPR and it's not always a hot swedish nurse that will give it to you (which is a shame). Believe or not there nurses who are not swedish or hot for that matter! Some nurses are old, fat, balding gentlemen that sit at home all day watching re-runs of Star-Trek and imaginging that they themselves are on some grand adventure whilst their 70 year old mother slaves over a hot stove so that they can have brownies which in turn will make them even more fat and more pathetic. I understand f you doubt this post by all means do. But just remember if you find yourself one day holding your breathe think of the fat balding man who may or may not have to give you CPR!
 
If you don't like threads that stay on topic, and create a thread where it's intended to go off topic and we do, arn't we therefore staying on topic?

😉
 
ignore what? You cant ignore stuff thats humanly impossible..you can pretend to ignore stuff but secretly your not ignoring stuff cause your thinking about how to ignore it so your not ignoreing it your paying it attention - which in turn defeats the point of trying to ignore it in the first place - so ignoring whatever your trying to ignore is not working!

MrP enjoy the sp's 😉
 
All I'll say is that the attacks formulated by certain members against other helped making some people run away... or not post the same way about certain things... therefore it seems to me the forum became a bit more boring...
now call us chickens, stupid people not capable of arguing, or just useless, but that's how it is. I miss BB the way it was two years ago... but there is a time for everything and this sounds like a new BB era has started. 🙂
 
I had a chicken once. I kept her as a pet. I called her Miss Clucky. I took her to school for show and tell, and she ran away. I don't know exactly where, but I think she crossed the road. I don't know why.
 
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Amber Benson
I had a chick when I was little too... I had it for 5 years before I realized that my grandparents had dooped me and just replaced it each time they SLAUGHTERED the last one *sighs*
Mmmm...chicken...the meat that everything else tastes like 🙂 Equally at home in a curry or a proper Sunday roast dinner...the possibilities are endless.
 
Oh I love curry, The Chinese closest to me makes the nicest chicken curry ever! And then you can dunk your chips in your curry sauce - so good!!
 
Okay, what exactly is curry? I've heard about and read about it in many books, but have never actually seen it or eaten it! What is it????
 
white avenger
white avenger
I used to curry my horses every day. Does that count?
I am rather hurt that I am not part of your'these are the people that make me bored' rant. I thought I had a purpose, but thanks to you, I now know my life has no meaning.
 
They don't bore me. At the risk of offending others, I mentioned those names because more often than not they are the ones that post anything of any interest, or have an opinion.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Thanks....I think
Curry's spicy... arrrgh... ok.. you know what, I'm cursed... EVERY single time I go eat somewhere, I order (without meaning to do so) something spicy... and then my mouth's on fire for the rest of the day... it's really a curse I swear... anything, even a salad is gonna be spicy if I'm the one picking it... well I admit it's my fault cause I never think about asking the waiter if it is or not... so yeah.. I end up with the spicy stuff... blah

Oh ,about chicken, anyone know that song? :
I had a chicken (bis)
No eggs it gave (bis)
I had a chicken (bis)
No eggs it gave (bis)
Until that rooster came in our yard
And caught that chicken like... totally off guard
We're getting eggs now, we never used to
Until that rooster came in my yard
 
They don't bore me. At the risk of offending others, I mentioned those names because more often than not they are the ones that post anything of any interest, or have an opinion.


So now am I not only part of your BB downfall, but I'm no longer interesting....way to boast a girl's ego there PJ (you will notice I refuse to acknowledge your new name, i do not understand it anymore than I understand you)
 
Anybody got an opinion on Jessica Alba..i've been Proana site hunting (another issue entirely) and she is just gorgeous. I mean really. I don't know what about this thread made me think of that...
 
Anybody got an opinion on Jessica Alba..i've been Proana site hunting (another issue entirely) and she is just gorgeous. I mean really. I don't know what about this thread made me think of that...

She is absolutly stunning, Personally I think she is the hottest women ever, no competition! She's looked great everything she's done, from Dark Angel to (especially) Sin City!

I used an image of her from Sin City (This one) for an Art project and had to bring it into school with me and everyone looked at it and remarked at how hot she was! Guys and Girls, The girls saying she is the only women they would be with 🙂
 
I remember a time when girls said that about Angelina Jolie. I guess that's just media exposure.

It's odd how much of ourselves is really just others influence.
 
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