So, You've Stolen Nearly $10,000,000. What's Your Next Move?

I'd share the cocaine with my pets. It makes them soooo happy. 😊

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TamsinValencia said:
I would get plastic surgery, change my hair and name. Then create a new identity and move to my own island.

They'd never find me!!!!
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Please don't draw attention to yourself by using an oven and burning down half the island. 🔥

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TamsinValencia
TamsinValencia
The handmade fire would get out of control when i try to roast the marshmellows
DarkLordsHaunt
DarkLordsHaunt
Do I need to call PETA!!
Bop said:
I'd like to buy a house and then start up an animal sanctuary, I'd hire staff to deal with the animals because I'd be a bit scared to do so myself. In fact there would be a house attached to the sanctuary for some of the live in staff. My house would be somewhere else.
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Oooh, what kind of animals?
 
Bop said:
Farm animals, definitely lambs, and animals like bunnies because I also want it to be a petting zoo for people to visit that way it makes money and it could have a gift shop.
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Okay, just as long as there aren't any tigers or lions. 😄
 
TheXandyman
TheXandyman
Tigers and Lions are good for when you want to keep away any burglars.
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Bop said:
I'd like to buy a house and then start up an animal sanctuary, I'd hire staff to deal with the animals because I'd be a bit scared to do so myself. In fact there would be a house attached to the sanctuary for some of the live in staff. My house would be somewhere else.
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I would TOTALLY want to start a rat rescue. I love rats. But then what if that draws attention? Ya know? What if someone's looking super hard for me and they're like "hmmm she loved rats..." and so they look at recently created rat rescues and investigate them all and that's how they find me????
 
DarkLordsHaunt said:
I would TOTALLY want to start a rat rescue. I love rats. But then what if that draws attention? Ya know? What if someone's looking super hard for me and they're like "hmmm she loved rats..." and so they look at recently created rat rescues and investigate them all and that's how they find me????
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Why?! Why?! 😄

And yes, I'm pretty sure a bunch of rats would draw attention to you and your stolen millions. 🐀🐀🐀
 
TamsinValencia said:
How will you be able to tell the difference between stray rats that have wondered into the kitchen from the streets and rats that live at the animal sanctuary? @Bop
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If it was my animal rescue my strategy would be if they respond to their name it's one of my rats otherwise it's a street rat but since it's a rescue I guess they can just be adopted by the sanctuary.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
If @DarkLordsHaunt decides to have her little "Rat Retreat" she'd better not fall asleep. They're definitely NOT vegetarians! 😳

metro.co.uk

Disabled girl fighting for her life after being 'eaten alive' by swarm of rats

She suffered 225 wounds all over her body, including her face.
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Ha ha very funny. I don't let my rats roam free unsupervised, and those were wild rats that did that to the girl, not domestic, which are indeed quite different 😉
 
November said:
I would start a career in politics. They never face consequences.
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Just make sure to be a Democrat as they DO get away with murder!!
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I wouldn't do it in the first place then I wouldn't have to worry about it! 👍
 
See, everyone says launder the money. I tried that once and it went...badly.

maybe i shouldn't have used Chlorox?
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
It is okay to wash bank notes in Australia, we have plastic bank note here.
I'll go to Blackpool or even better Barry Island, turn the notes to coins through their machines, have fun at the arcades and then deposit the coins left into my account
 
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