Stupid questions you never dared to ask before

Didn't Spike and Harm once make a comment about how when they get hungry or sexually aroused, they are suddenly covered in little veins? I think the living, demonic part of the vampire uses that mechanism to provide for appropriate blood flow when the situation calls for it. That might also explain how they're able to bleed and bruise.

A better question would be WHY do vamps still have human sex at all? Vampires reproduce asexually, so I'm not entirely sure why the vampire vein thing would provide blood flow in order to allow for human sexual behaviors. I mean, I get the gratification part of it. I'm just fuzzy on why things like breathing and homeostasis are not carried over from human to vampire, but the mechanisms for sexual gratification are. The heart is dead. The lungs are dead. But the genitals are still alive and functioning. Aside from being needed for the plot, I'm really not sure why.
 
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Agrees. It's all about plot.
Ok, so firstly I agree with palabra - most frustrating thing to me is how anyone manages to stay so perfectly groomed. Not so much makeup (because I know a lot of people that manage to do this no matter what is going on in their lives) but it's all the little things - like plucking their eyebrows, maintaining tans, shaving their legs/underarms, manicures and pedicures, changing their clothes, dying their hair. I never want to discuss it with my friends because most of them are so anti-Buffy that I don't want to make them more so!

Why doesn't Willow offer to get a job and pay rent in Season 6? Why doesn't Buffy ask? It's HER house! She could have kicked Willow out and got someone to board with her! (Not that she really could with all the slaying and secret identity stuff though...)

How does Buffy afford to wear a new outfit everyday? Especially in season 6, she's broke - but can manage to buy a new outfit for every patrol? Pft.

Also - I've lived off minimum wage before - there is no way a job at fast food chain can support Buffy, Willow and Dawn. Minimum wage can only just support ONE person.

The entire watchers council has me perplexed. I don't understand where the money comes from, how they work, and what all of the watchers council exactly does. How exactly are the watchers chosen? Is it a family thing? How are they told? I think I would have liked to have seen the aspect explored more in the show.
 
Airam
Airam
All things that have perplexed me as well.
This is a very random question but...do vampire brush there teeth? becuase if not there breath would stink! i mean old blood anyone? yum...how could Buffy kiss them!!! and they#'d be all stained and yellow...ewww
 
Airam
Airam
Oh ewww... kissing scenes will have a whole new context for me now, lol.
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Oh jeez. That's a gross one, lol. But Angel seems like he would brush his teeth. Spike on the other hand...
In terms of how the WC is funded, well we know that their Special ops team deal with smuggling etc. Considering their 'end justify the means' mantra, it's possible that they fund themselves by means of criminal activity.

As for vampire metaphysics, I'm not entirely certain, however, one must remember they are often referred to as 'undead' because they share some qualities of their former species however some of the biological processes are no longer active. Vampires do have some sort of mystical bloodflow as they do bleed and of course they can still perform motor functions, often better than humans. So this is why they are called undead. They are not completely dead as they would literally be corpses. Clearly getting an erection is a left over physiological function from their former species.
 
I'm gonna use this quote from The Gift to explain the blood thing:

Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead

From what I understand, the drinkig of the blood makes the vampire... move. move its body. If they don't drink blood, their body wouldn't be "working". I'm not sure how to explain it. It's like, the human, in order to live, needs to eat and drink. It makes the body live. The blood system, all systems in human's body. In vampires, the blood they drink flows, so that actives the body. Did explain it clearly enough?
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
Me thinks yes!
Airam
Airam
good quotage, sheds good light on it all :)
I'm not sure about the Gentlemen. Aside from the fact they are not human, it's uncertain what they are. The may not be demons, I'm not sure. Not all demons are asexual. Sahjhan's species of demons (Granok) seem to have genders. We also wee Fred and Wes studying demon life cycles and pregnancies. However species such as the Skilosh reproduce asexually.
 
Why don't victims put up more of a fight? As soon as a vampire sinks his fangs into whatever vein is available, all struggle just stops, as though they have some sort of venom.

Also, since the most common method of killing vampires is a stake through the heart, why don't at least SOME vampires wise up and wear some sort of armor?
 
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Haha its good to see Im not the only one who thinks on that with vampires and getting armoured up.
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hazzard
according to stephenie meyer (twilight), vampires do have venom haha
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OldSwede
Yes, I did wonder when I saw that "The three" actually do use armour..
^ Also on that note, why don't SOME Sunnydale residents ever wise up and start carrying stakes? I understand that the majority of citizens are in a state of denial, but I would have liked to have seen a small number of folks wise up. I think it would have been neat for Buffy to have come to the rescue and then watched a "civilian" kill his/her attacker. I also think it would have been neat (and totally natural) for a mini-militia to spring up in defense of their homes -- sort of like the opposite of the Chantarelles (sp?). I just never understood why *everyone* in town lived in denial and why even those who had seen weird things, like the kids and parents who witnessed the "PCP addict" attack on the school during School Hard, continued on with their lives without any sort of added protection.


As far as the Watcher's Council goes, I sort of got the impression that they were funded in the way that most ancient, elite institutions are funded: by being old enough to have a finger in every pie. Given its age, the watcher's council would probably have been funded by monarchs from ancient empires like Ethiopia, Egypt, and Rome for most of its existence. I'm not sure how it got to England, but it makes sense that the church would have funded it for a long time (since the church basically funded anything and everything for a long time). Later, as universities began to spring up and England broke from Rome, the WC would have gotten in on that action, as well. Ultimately, though, Watcher's Council funding would have come from property, investments, and probably a good deal of looting (think of things like the Crusades and the Viking attacks of the middle ages). Invested properly over a period of centuries, this would lead to a great deal of hard-to-trace funding tucked away in trusts, endowments, and favors owed to and from powerful institutions.

As far as choosing watchers goes, it seems to function very much like a secret society. I would guess that members are chosen by on-site members at various university branches for their academic performance as well as for their area of study. Let's say, for instance, that someone is working on an intriguing, well-written, and well-researched thesis on the m? symbol (the scythe symbol) as it appears across multiple unrelated cultures and centuries. Maybe the WC steps in, inducts the member, and pays for the rest of his or her education in exchange for service in the council. There's probably a secret handshake, a monthly newsletter, guest lectures, a fund raising drive, lots of pompous talk about how they're the future saviors of the world, and everything. Not that I, uh, know anything about old secret societies or anything. *Whistles whilst practicing secret handshake.*
 
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Lindsey McDonald
You forgot the kayaking.
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
Thank you! And they have a password. Monkey.
In terms of how the WC is funded, well we know that their Special ops team deal with smuggling etc. Considering their 'end justify the means' mantra, it's possible that they fund themselves by means of criminal activity.

As for vampire metaphysics, I'm not entirely certain, however, one must remember they are often referred to as 'undead' because they share some qualities of their former species however some of the biological processes are no longer active. Vampires do have some sort of mystical bloodflow as they do bleed and of course they can still perform motor functions, often better than humans. So this is why they are called undead. They are not completely dead as they would literally be corpses. Clearly getting an erection is a left over physiological function from their former species.

Well, as Adam said, the vampire is a paradox, half demon half vampire but belongs in neither world 🙂
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I'm gonna use this quote from The Gift to explain the blood thing:



From what I understand, the drinkig of the blood makes the vampire... move. move its body. If they don't drink blood, their body wouldn't be "working". I'm not sure how to explain it. It's like, the human, in order to live, needs to eat and drink. It makes the body live. The blood system, all systems in human's body. In vampires, the blood they drink flows, so that actives the body. Did explain it clearly enough?

Well, at some point doesn't Spike say something like "You know what happens when we don't eat? Bloody walking corpse!" or something. So, this would also reinforce the idea that drinking the blood keeps them physically moving.
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I'm gonna use this quote from The Gift to explain the blood thing:



From what I understand, the drinkig of the blood makes the vampire... move. move its body. If they don't drink blood, their body wouldn't be "working". I'm not sure how to explain it. It's like, the human, in order to live, needs to eat and drink. It makes the body live. The blood system, all systems in human's body. In vampires, the blood they drink flows, so that actives the body. Did explain it clearly enough?

Yes. My take on this is when the vampires feed, they don't actually digest the blood, rather they absorb it into thier own blood stream. So, if a vampire is kept from feeding, he becomes ill, tired, and pale. (like the condition Angel was in when Wes rescued him from the ocean after Conner sunk him). The vampire is a dead corpse, re-animated by a demon. Basically, the demon is "taking" over the human body, walking it, talking it, living in it. It's a form of possession. Digeston is bypassed, so "body proceess" does not come into consiteration. The body will not function without the blood.
Hope this wasn't redundant.
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I think the thing is, they don't have to breathe, but they can breathe. They can inhale and exhale, there is air.

It's kind of like a adaptation technique, maybe? They could be said to breathe to look more normal and to fit in with with humans. The same goes for eating. Vampires do not have to eat, but they still have the ability to taste (another left over human thing) and so this is why Spike likes those onion things and Angel can't drink coffee. It's also a personality thing. The solid food does not nurish them, so it's pointless, but they eat someones anyway for fun.

It's all about what they can do, not what they need to do, like Urgent Power said.

Spike drinks heavily, as an example. Spike can get drunk, like a human, but his body does not react in the same way to it. It's not like he can get alcohol poisioning and die lol he's already dead.
 
Here's one i was thinking about a few days ago: Stereotypical vampire mythology says vamps sleep all day and only come alive at night. We've seen Angel and Spike up and about during the day, and during the night. We've also seen both of them sleep, so when do they find time? do they only have to sleep every few days? don't need sleep but just do it when they feel like it or what? 😵
 
Why don't victims put up more of a fight? As soon as a vampire sinks his fangs into whatever vein is available, all struggle just stops, as though they have some sort of venom.

Also, since the most common method of killing vampires is a stake through the heart, why don't at least SOME vampires wise up and wear some sort of armor?

Good point white avenger. As far as I know, in the mythology of the Buffyverse, common vampires do not posses thrall or hypnosis, right? (exceopt Dracula). This is not the case in most vampire fiction though. In Anne Rice's books, some do have hypnotic qualities which helps them kill their victims (Lestat, I think), and in Twilight (ew) Edward has a venomous bite that renders their victim paralized upon being bit.

Really, I think it's a phychological thing. Possibly the victim knows they're going to die, so they give up?
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Here's one i was thinking about a few days ago: Stereotypical vampire mythology says vamps sleep all day and only come alive at night. We've seen Angel and Spike up and about during the day, and during the night. We've also seen both of them sleep, so when do they find time? do they only have to sleep every few days? don't need sleep but just do it when they feel like it or what? 😵

I think, at least in the case of Spike, he just sleeps after sex (lol) or whenever he feels like it, like during the daylight hours where he's inside-bound anyway. Not like he reads or has any hobbies or anything 🙂
 
Primal Slayer
Primal Slayer
lol dont forget that Spike had his passions soap opera back in the day to keep him busy
Here's one i was thinking about a few days ago: Stereotypical vampire mythology says vamps sleep all day and only come alive at night. We've seen Angel and Spike up and about during the day, and during the night. We've also seen both of them sleep, so when do they find time? do they only have to sleep every few days? don't need sleep but just do it when they feel like it or what? 😵

I always took it as because they are demon and are naturally stronger and faster than humans that them sleeping wasn't so much needed. Its like there Duracell bunny's they run a lot longer than us humans and then only recharge on sleep every other time or so. Still they get tired but just not as often as us lot.
 
I always kind of wondered why pre-existing vampires didn't try to gang up on Buffy more in the graveyards to keep her from dwindling their population!

Or better yet, why they didn't just keep the bodies of the people they'd turned and bury them in private and wait for them to rise...why let them go through the funeral rites and BS if ya don't have to?
 
Well, that would make sense, but would not make for entertaining television, I guess. 🙂

Well, Drusilla, when she sired Darla, did hide her in that greenhouse thing. So maybe Dru wasn't so nuts after all.
 
Good point...I'm starting to have more respect for the crazed loonie...

I think that scene after Darla rose again with the huge fight on the rooftop was the coolest fight scene in either show...even though it kinda reminded me of Dracula 2000 a bit more than I'd have liked it to...
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Shame the one I've got, titles the film as 2000, but the DVD states 2001
Okay, that's my least favorite scene in television ever, and one of the key moments I think of when thinking about why season 5 sucks so much.
 
Because it's Spike doing exactly what he did on BTVS...steal all the limelight. Plus it was just so...afternoon cartoon-like...I hated it. It didn't have nearly the sort of strange beauty of the rooftop scene.
 
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