Sweden Celebrates Failure

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With their Museum of Failure.

"Museum of Failure is a collection of interesting innovation failures. The majority of all innovation projects fail and the museum showcases these failures to provide visitors a fascinating learning experience."


For a little more information.

From CNN:
What do coffee-flavored Coca-Cola, a Donald Trump board game and a 1940s lobotomy tool have in common?

They are all considered innovation flops -- and they will all go on display at Sweden's new Museum of Failure. Innovation researcher -- and failure obsessive -- Samuel West is the brains behind the project, which opens in June.

"I've noticed how success is always put up on a pedestal," he told CNN, "but the failures are always swept under the carpet and you don't talk about them."
He's unhappy with this state of affairs. "I know, and everybody knows, that up to 90% of innovation fails."

West set himself the task of finding these failed products and "[turning] them into a learning situation." And so the Museum of Failure was born. He has collected 51 items to go on display, with more on the way. "I get stuff all the time," he said. "I love it! It's like Christmas every day when I go to check the mail."
"On the ridiculous end of the spectrum I have the Bic pen for women, that's just stupid," he said.
"And then I have a facial mask -- it looks like a Hannibal Lecter torture device -- that gives your face small shocks and you turn beautiful! You have to use it every day for three months before it shows any effect, apparently."

Other items include Coca-Cola BlaK, a coffee-flavored version of the drink launched in 2006, a Donald Trump board game from 1989 and a Harley Davidson perfume.
There are plenty of technological items too, from the Apple Newton and the Twitter Peek -- an electronic device for writing tweets -- to the Nokia N-Gage, a hybrid mobile phone game system.
 
I wish I could remember the name of a book that was about Scandinavia. The part about Finland included about how they're the only nation that will sit outside in the rain to watch a play about how they lost a war. 😀 (It's possible I'm confusing that book with an article in National Geographic.)
 
Is this there too?
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I'm obsessed with that creepy face mask and whoever thought that was a good design. Lol
 
So if the museum of failure fails, where will they put it? Will it somehow fold in on itself like one of those M.C Escher paintings?

No, the whole country will, and then the evil elves win. Do you want that? Do you? I don't think so. See we have a lot riding on this, get on a plane and get to this museum stat!
 
thetopher
thetopher
As long as you leave my shins alone, I'll go. ;)
If the museum looks as though it might fail it should make more of the failures of America, American people and the almost failures of America in history. Then there's the failures of the Trump regime, of which there will be many in the coming years.
 
GwenRaiden
GwenRaiden
Don't ask them to put their hands up, I'm scared enough.
Wow! I am so touched and honoured. Thank you, Sweden, for celebrating me!
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
THAT'S IT, You naughty people, hands up, who touched GwenRaiden?
Wow! I am so touched and honoured. Thank you, Sweden, for celebrating me!

You're welcome, just wait for the big unweiling of your sculpture, we used the same guy who made the Ronaldo one because we wanted it to be picture perfect! 😀
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GwenRaiden
GwenRaiden
Awww! It IS perfect. They don't even need to make a new one for me, I already look identical to that sculpture!
Admittedly I did think about the HANDS UP remark but then I considered that Winter would give 'em what for if they made you feel scared.
As long as you hadn't fed her yesterday's tea, a portion of buck-shot flavoured Haggis and Cabbage flavoured custard on rhubarb and apple Pie.
 
I do love that sculpture of Ronaldo(?), it was obviously made from a photograph of him just after he had run into a goal post.
 
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