Sydney police called on a domestic dispute

[Skanky Vamp]

At about 2am on Sunday, residents in the suburb of Wollstonecraft called in about a woman screaming and a man yelling: ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re dead’. They also reported about the sounds of furniture being thrown.

Authorities rushed to the scene and was soon greeted by a man with a can of bug spray in hand. The following is the transcript of the conversation between the police and the misunderstood guy.

Police: ‘Where’s your wife?’
Male: ‘Umm I don’t have one’.
Police: ‘Where your girlfriend?’
Male: ‘Umm I don’t have one’.
Police: ‘We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?”
Male: ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about, I live alone’.
Police: ‘Come on mate people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit’.
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Here’s where it gets hilarious.

Police: ‘Come on mate, what have you done to her’.
Male: ‘It was a spider’.
Police ‘Sorry??’
Male: ‘It was a spider, a really big one!!’
Police: ‘What about the women screaming?’
Male: ‘Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders’.

The policemen then took a look around the apartment and indeed, only the spider was hurt in the fracas.
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[GwenRaiden]

That's funny. I'd be too scared to throw furniture at that big guy though, incase he threw it right back.

 

[Blaze]

LMAO...priceless

 

[gite63]

Thank you very much. I'll have nightmares now.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

And the best bit, that was the spiders son protecting his mum. If you could see the size of her!!!

 

[brinkster130]

lol

How big exactly is that spider?

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Is this the Grimslaw demon spider from Selfless? Not the largest spider I have seen, but in Australia, you are on your own and all of the fauna is trying to kill you: