Skanky Vamp
Sniffin' the Slayer
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2008
- Messages
- 26,460
Every girl knows the struggles of making it through that dreaded “time of the month.”
If being an emotional wreck wasn’t bad enough, having your period also makes you want to eat all of those emotions, too.
Although pretty much any food that comes within a five-foot radius of you is fair game, most ladies would agree the ultimate snack to stuff your face with while you whine, watch chick flicks and cry for no reason is ice cream.
Recently, Texas-based graphic designer Parker Jones, set out to create a series of clever ice cream labels that really speak to women who see red during that time of the month.
Jones’ brutally honest PMS ice cream pints feature hilarious flavors that perfectly capture the emotional stages and side effects that go along with being a hangry sociopath on your period.
There’s the always-delicious “Don’t Come Near Me” rocky road…
…the strawberry “I Think I’m Dying,” which tastes like heaven…
…and the honest “I Need Some More” mint chocolate chip flavor.

These pints also have the emotional stages of being on your period printed on their labels. Whether you’re eating your feelings, ready to punch someone in the face, or trying to find the strength to make it through those last few days of absolute hell.
If being an emotional wreck wasn’t bad enough, having your period also makes you want to eat all of those emotions, too.
Although pretty much any food that comes within a five-foot radius of you is fair game, most ladies would agree the ultimate snack to stuff your face with while you whine, watch chick flicks and cry for no reason is ice cream.
Recently, Texas-based graphic designer Parker Jones, set out to create a series of clever ice cream labels that really speak to women who see red during that time of the month.
Jones’ brutally honest PMS ice cream pints feature hilarious flavors that perfectly capture the emotional stages and side effects that go along with being a hangry sociopath on your period.
There’s the always-delicious “Don’t Come Near Me” rocky road…
…the strawberry “I Think I’m Dying,” which tastes like heaven…
…and the honest “I Need Some More” mint chocolate chip flavor.

These pints also have the emotional stages of being on your period printed on their labels. Whether you’re eating your feelings, ready to punch someone in the face, or trying to find the strength to make it through those last few days of absolute hell.