ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
All characters are from the Buffy and Angel TV serials and are
copyright protected.
Timeline:
Spike had returned to Sunnydale. He had trapped Willow and
Xander in the factory. Now he was getting supplies for Willow to
work the spell, stuck in the shop with the 'friends' Angel and Buffy.
"Ain't life grand," said Buffy smiling to Spike. "No, it bloody well
isn't, here I am stuck in this bloody place with you two making
cooing sounds to each other, it is bloody sickening. Last time I
saw you two together, you were having a sword fight. Never
got the chance to say it, but you were pretty good with that
sword thing."
"Where did you learn how to use a sword?" asked Angel.
"From my mothers side, back to Columbus's time my great some
thing or other was a pirate, what she could do with her sword
makes those Errol Flynn swashbuckling tales seem like child's
play," said Buffy.
"What! the slayers mum was a pirate!" exclaimed Spike.
"Not my mom you pillock, on her side of the family."
"You've never said." "The subject doesn't come up very often,
she was known Blacken Blade, she kept her swords with a
blackened blade."
"Have you told the others about her?" asked Angel.
"You are joking aren't you, considering who she killed. Don't
think Willow would like to hear about her," said Buffy.
"She was feared by all, she stole the gold after Columbus had
killed many. What she done was wrong, but at least she gave
Columbus cause for concern."
"That's not all they say!, lived a long time didn't she," said Spike.
"Pig! she was not a vampire, just 'cos he spilt a lot of blood it
doesn't mean she drank it," stated Buffy.
"You don't understand," said Angel, "Spike is sort of right. As a
pirate she did live a long time, but that was only because of her
second daughter it was that daughter who was a."
"Hey," interrupted Buffy, "If you tell me she was a vampire
I'll lay into you."
"Settle down slayer, she isn't a vampire, she is a damn site worse.
She is a debt collector for God and I not your him up there."
"Spike means the God down there," said Angel, "I've read some
of the stories the watcher guys have got about me."
"And they are all wrong," said Spike, "We didn't go to those
places just to kill everything that moved, we were running."
"Why would she want you though?" asked Buffy.
"Simple really, our allegiance was with the wrong one down
there. The son and the father, we allied ourselves with the son
but the father kept control, now the father has a debt collector
after every one who was with his son," said Spike.
"And she has been doing that? for how long?" asked Buffy.
Angel and Spike looked at each other. "She's been about for
almost three hundred years, others were before her, you ever
heard of chariots of fire in the skies, they weren't UFO's they
were sightings of a Debt Collector," said Angel.
"You didn't think Dru and I went to Brazil for our health did you?"
asked Spike.
"That is why the other me wanted to end it all, she was coming
here I'm glad you did send me to hell, it saved me. Because you
stopped me ending it all, that put her off the scent," said Angel.
"So how did you get out of hell?" asked Buffy
"A few upper level demons who had allied themselves with the
son sent me back here." "Oh, well that is good, so who's side is
she on?"
"At the moment she is only alive to kill, thing is when we are all
dead, she will have done her job," said Angel. "But the other
way of looking at this, she kills demons for now, when the job
is finished she will kill humans," said Spike.
"If she does come here, how do I stop her?" asked Buffy.
"You can't," said Angel, "This one could keep coming back. Our
God cursed her to live for ever, if you do kill her she will return."
"How will I know if she is here?" asked Buffy.
"Another simple one, we know about her, any that know will go."
"Only the stupid new demons will stay at the hellmouth."
"Well if she does come here, I'll stop here," said Buffy. "But you
won't, you've been a slayer for what? four or five years, she has
been a Debt Collector for about three hundred years, she knows
more about herself than what you do about you," said Angel.
Four days later, in the evening Buffy was chatting with Giles
when Willow and Xander came running to them.
"There is a new slayer in town! she does it differently though,
she just looks at them and they turn to dust," said Willow.
"I thought it would be her, the hellmouth has been a bit quiet."
Giles looked to her.
"You three should be safe, ever heard of a Debt Collector, Giles?"
"Some one who picks you up for non payments," said Xander.
"In our world Giles," said Buffy.
"What are you saying Buffy?"
"From what I've been told, the thing that Willow and Xander
saw is the Debt Collector," said Buffy.
"How old is this one?" asked Willow.
"About three hundred." "That is impressive, she has been sent
to help you?" asked Xander.
"Definitely not!, a few thousand years ago there was an
attempted coup in hell, the son against the father. The son lost,
all who allied themselves with the son are now being sought,
that is why Spike and Angel have gone," said Buffy.
"But they are too young," said Giles. "True," replied Buffy,
"But the demon that made them is that old, so all vampires are
on her list of things to do, the some of them know about her,
run from her."
Six vampires burst their way into the library.
"So you are the slayer," said one of them, "Bit small entcha."
Buffy looked to Giles, "It is bad English, bad slang, heck that is
bad Pigeon English, it means aren't you." "Thanks," replied Buffy.
"You're his then."
The vampires turn to see who said that. An inconspicuous
looking girl stood in the doorway, she looks about the room.
Buffy ordered her friends to get behind her. Buffy looked to the
girl, "These three, they are my friends."
It walked a step closer to Buffy, the vampires become piles of
dust. Buffy took another step towards the girl, her body became
a white glow. The girls body became a dark, black hole, the air
in between them appeared grey.
Stepping backwards both their bodies appearing again.
"I haven't felt one of them for a long time," said the girl.
"What does she mean?" asked Willow.
"That felt like there was something inside my body, thanks."
"What now?" asked Buffy.
"You turn a blind eye to me and I'll turn a blind eye to you."
"It could work," said Buffy, "But for how long."
"We would be doing what they both want, so we make a pact."
"Who is she?" asked Willow. Not moving her sight from the girl,
"She is The Debtor," said Buffy.
"Who?" Willow asked again.
"It's rumoured that Buffy is of the God from up there," said Giles,
"The other one is of the God down there. I once read that the
Debt Collectors were all from the same line."
"So it could be because of Buffy that I am still here."
"What do you mean by that?" asked Giles.
"We could both reap the rewards," said Buffy, "If we help each
other, it might work, best we give it a go. Oh guys, this is an
ancestor of mine, her name is Dana."
To Be Continued
copyright protected.
Timeline:
Spike had returned to Sunnydale. He had trapped Willow and
Xander in the factory. Now he was getting supplies for Willow to
work the spell, stuck in the shop with the 'friends' Angel and Buffy.
"Ain't life grand," said Buffy smiling to Spike. "No, it bloody well
isn't, here I am stuck in this bloody place with you two making
cooing sounds to each other, it is bloody sickening. Last time I
saw you two together, you were having a sword fight. Never
got the chance to say it, but you were pretty good with that
sword thing."
"Where did you learn how to use a sword?" asked Angel.
"From my mothers side, back to Columbus's time my great some
thing or other was a pirate, what she could do with her sword
makes those Errol Flynn swashbuckling tales seem like child's
play," said Buffy.
"What! the slayers mum was a pirate!" exclaimed Spike.
"Not my mom you pillock, on her side of the family."
"You've never said." "The subject doesn't come up very often,
she was known Blacken Blade, she kept her swords with a
blackened blade."
"Have you told the others about her?" asked Angel.
"You are joking aren't you, considering who she killed. Don't
think Willow would like to hear about her," said Buffy.
"She was feared by all, she stole the gold after Columbus had
killed many. What she done was wrong, but at least she gave
Columbus cause for concern."
"That's not all they say!, lived a long time didn't she," said Spike.
"Pig! she was not a vampire, just 'cos he spilt a lot of blood it
doesn't mean she drank it," stated Buffy.
"You don't understand," said Angel, "Spike is sort of right. As a
pirate she did live a long time, but that was only because of her
second daughter it was that daughter who was a."
"Hey," interrupted Buffy, "If you tell me she was a vampire
I'll lay into you."
"Settle down slayer, she isn't a vampire, she is a damn site worse.
She is a debt collector for God and I not your him up there."
"Spike means the God down there," said Angel, "I've read some
of the stories the watcher guys have got about me."
"And they are all wrong," said Spike, "We didn't go to those
places just to kill everything that moved, we were running."
"Why would she want you though?" asked Buffy.
"Simple really, our allegiance was with the wrong one down
there. The son and the father, we allied ourselves with the son
but the father kept control, now the father has a debt collector
after every one who was with his son," said Spike.
"And she has been doing that? for how long?" asked Buffy.
Angel and Spike looked at each other. "She's been about for
almost three hundred years, others were before her, you ever
heard of chariots of fire in the skies, they weren't UFO's they
were sightings of a Debt Collector," said Angel.
"You didn't think Dru and I went to Brazil for our health did you?"
asked Spike.
"That is why the other me wanted to end it all, she was coming
here I'm glad you did send me to hell, it saved me. Because you
stopped me ending it all, that put her off the scent," said Angel.
"So how did you get out of hell?" asked Buffy
"A few upper level demons who had allied themselves with the
son sent me back here." "Oh, well that is good, so who's side is
she on?"
"At the moment she is only alive to kill, thing is when we are all
dead, she will have done her job," said Angel. "But the other
way of looking at this, she kills demons for now, when the job
is finished she will kill humans," said Spike.
"If she does come here, how do I stop her?" asked Buffy.
"You can't," said Angel, "This one could keep coming back. Our
God cursed her to live for ever, if you do kill her she will return."
"How will I know if she is here?" asked Buffy.
"Another simple one, we know about her, any that know will go."
"Only the stupid new demons will stay at the hellmouth."
"Well if she does come here, I'll stop here," said Buffy. "But you
won't, you've been a slayer for what? four or five years, she has
been a Debt Collector for about three hundred years, she knows
more about herself than what you do about you," said Angel.
Four days later, in the evening Buffy was chatting with Giles
when Willow and Xander came running to them.
"There is a new slayer in town! she does it differently though,
she just looks at them and they turn to dust," said Willow.
"I thought it would be her, the hellmouth has been a bit quiet."
Giles looked to her.
"You three should be safe, ever heard of a Debt Collector, Giles?"
"Some one who picks you up for non payments," said Xander.
"In our world Giles," said Buffy.
"What are you saying Buffy?"
"From what I've been told, the thing that Willow and Xander
saw is the Debt Collector," said Buffy.
"How old is this one?" asked Willow.
"About three hundred." "That is impressive, she has been sent
to help you?" asked Xander.
"Definitely not!, a few thousand years ago there was an
attempted coup in hell, the son against the father. The son lost,
all who allied themselves with the son are now being sought,
that is why Spike and Angel have gone," said Buffy.
"But they are too young," said Giles. "True," replied Buffy,
"But the demon that made them is that old, so all vampires are
on her list of things to do, the some of them know about her,
run from her."
Six vampires burst their way into the library.
"So you are the slayer," said one of them, "Bit small entcha."
Buffy looked to Giles, "It is bad English, bad slang, heck that is
bad Pigeon English, it means aren't you." "Thanks," replied Buffy.
"You're his then."
The vampires turn to see who said that. An inconspicuous
looking girl stood in the doorway, she looks about the room.
Buffy ordered her friends to get behind her. Buffy looked to the
girl, "These three, they are my friends."
It walked a step closer to Buffy, the vampires become piles of
dust. Buffy took another step towards the girl, her body became
a white glow. The girls body became a dark, black hole, the air
in between them appeared grey.
Stepping backwards both their bodies appearing again.
"I haven't felt one of them for a long time," said the girl.
"What does she mean?" asked Willow.
"That felt like there was something inside my body, thanks."
"What now?" asked Buffy.
"You turn a blind eye to me and I'll turn a blind eye to you."
"It could work," said Buffy, "But for how long."
"We would be doing what they both want, so we make a pact."
"Who is she?" asked Willow. Not moving her sight from the girl,
"She is The Debtor," said Buffy.
"Who?" Willow asked again.
"It's rumoured that Buffy is of the God from up there," said Giles,
"The other one is of the God down there. I once read that the
Debt Collectors were all from the same line."
"So it could be because of Buffy that I am still here."
"What do you mean by that?" asked Giles.
"We could both reap the rewards," said Buffy, "If we help each
other, it might work, best we give it a go. Oh guys, this is an
ancestor of mine, her name is Dana."
To Be Continued