The Fifth Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony Thread

[Angelic Slayer]

and the "Buffie" goes to.....

Congratulations Lyri! It's certainly well derseved! Come on up and accept your award 🙂

 

[Lyri]

*Creeps out from underneath BEG's table*

I won? Seriously?

*Makes her way to the stage and looks into the audience*

Well it's about Goddamn time!! Do you know how long I've been making art? And how many times I've been up for this award? And it STILL took three years for me to win?! Y'all are bloody ridiculous, the amount of work I do for you people!

*Storms off stage with her award*


*Eliot Spencer drags her back to the middle of the stage and thrusts the microphone back into her hand*


"Stop being a diva and play nice."

*Lyri blushes*

Okay, in all seriousness, guys, thank you so much to whoever nominated me. This is a real honor to be ranked amongst the likes of edb, Kaylee Frye and Angelic Slayer, all of whom where so deserving of this award and just being nominated next to them, and this years nominees, was enough for me. But to actually win is an amazing feeling. Thank you to everyone who nominated and voted for me, and thanks to everyone who challenges my muse with your requests. You keep me on my toes and I love making things for you to wear around the boards. There is no feeling in the world like knowing someone likes your work enough to wear it in their signature. Thank you, I love you.

 

[Black Eye Guy]

Whoop, congrats Lyri!

Ok, Second last favorite moment, and this one is from last year(The Fourth Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony Thread - Buffy-Boards), and has to go to someone who really showed their true colours, when Joyce Summers took home the Award for class protector, ending Lyris' run, which she didn't take to well"¦

::Lights go down and the screen turns on::

The applause for Joyce was almost deafening and Kean had to agree with her rapturous reception. There couldn't be a finer recipient of the Class Protector Award in all the Buffy-Boards. Beside her Lyri seemed to be getting more and more agitated. Lyri's introduction of Mr. Pointy was a little off"¦to say the least. Kean assumed Lyri was just emotional about giving up the Class Protector crown"¦she had won it the last too years running but would cause the audible gnashing of Lyri's teeth or the uncontrollable tremors that had overtaken Lyri's body. Kean's brow knitted in concern as she turned to put a comforting hand on Lyri's shoulder. She needed to get herself together and fast"¦they had a show to host after all.

However, before Kean knew what was happening Lyri shot from the wings and dashed across the stage. To Kean's utter horror she looked on as Lyri shoved Mr. P out of her, sending him flying into the audience with a crash that echoed off the walls. Kean grimaced"¦that had to have hurt. When she looked back to the podium Lyri and Joyce were in a tug of war, neither one relenting possession of the prize they both view as theirs. Vicious slurs were thrown back and forth that Kean couldn't quite make out through the din of B-Boards Dome. With a particularly savage tug and a swift kick to the shins that left Joyce as crumpled mess on the floor Lyri reclaimed her award. She paused for the shortest of seconds to turn and stick her tongue out at both Pointy and Joyce and then made a run for it across the other side of the stage. However, by then Kean was already dashing across the stage. That was easier said then done in Monolo's.

Skipping over the Joyce shaped heap in the middle of the stage Kean dived for her occasionally insane friend and sent the both of them tumbling to the floor. They hit the floor with an almighty thud, leaving bruises that Kean knew she would be feeling for a week. Lyri continued to kick and scream like a petulant four year old. By now the audience was going wild, chants of "LY-RI" and "JOY-CE" reverberated around the room. Out of the corner of her eye Kean saw Buffy and Faith racing from backstage. In seconds they had Lyri pinned to the floor despite her protestations. Kean took the Class Protector Award from Lyri's iron like grasp. Trying (uselessly) to retain some form of dignity and grace despite her rumpled dress and dishevelled hair Kean made her way, minus a shoe that she had lost is the scuffle, back over to Joyce who had gotten to her feet.

Kean hugged Joyce and apologised for Lyri"¦profusely.

"It's the meds, when she doesn't take them"¦" Kean trailed off, sweeping her arm out in the direction of Lyri as she was bodily removed from the stage, ""¦things like this happen."

Kean turned back to Joyce and smiled warmly.

"Congrats hun"¦enjoy it cuz you really deserve it". Kean turned and waved at the crowed sheepishly, leaving Joyce to bask in her glory and hoping that when she got backstage Lyri would no longer be psychotic and there would be a spare pair or shoes.

 

[Angelic Slayer]

Hmmm, well I suddenly don't feel so bad for the way this ceremony started off-- apparently Lyri's a bit of a repeat Diva offender (really though, we love ya hun! You're an absolutely lovely gal to post along side... when you're not taking over the awards, anyway 😉).

It's time now to take a look at our nominees for one of my favourite categories: the L'il Pumpkin Belly Award! This is another one of BB's long-standing awards that is given to our cutest member (or post) of the year. The members nominated in this category remind us of the kid brother that you couldn't help but find adorable, the cousin who always got her cheeks pinched by your grandmother and that reading buddy from elementary school who always wore a smile-- even without his two front teeth! For one reason or another, these folks come across as the cutest of BB-ers. The nominees for this year's L'il Pumpkin Belly Award are...

Aly Fan
Aussie
Anya Jenkins-Harris
MinwaraYana
saturn5
Tasha
Wishing Oceans

 

[Angelic Slayer]

And after one of the closest judging decisions of the year, the winner is.....

Congratulations hun! Come on up and say a few words! 🙂

 

[Angelic Slayer]

Sadly Aly Fan couldn't be here tonight, but she did ask that I pass this along to our audience:

Haha cutest memeber? Definitely did NOT ever think this would be for me! None the less I am soo greatful! I feel like I should say something cute...but...I'm stuck haha. Worst cutest member ever! (sw)
Thanks anyway! And well done to all the other winners and those that were nominated! 🙂

 

[Black Eye Guy]

:: Walk out onto stage, as the music swells ::

Hello, I love this time of year, the Buffies has always been a constant source of fun every year. And this has to be one of my favourite awards, I'm presenting The Xander/Anya award for funniest member/moment of the past year.

But Firstly I would like to take a moment to celebrate myself...

*The room goes dark as the huge screen flickers into life*

EDB:
Welcome back

And next up is the Xander/ Anya award, which we award to that member that makes us laugh, be it by dry sarcasm, witty comments, or good old jokes. I know there are alot of members that always make me smile, so I am sure this was a tough choice for people.

Anyway, the nominees for this category are:-

Dzhugashvill/Schillaci
Foi/Nix
Black Eye Guy
Chasing Cordy

EDB
:: opens envelope ::

And the winner of the Xander/Anya award goes to Dzhugashvill!!

Congratulations!! I have to say that your humour never fails to put a smile on my face! Well done to all the other members that were nominated as well!

Would you like to say a few words?

Later in the Event:

Buffy Summers:
Dzughashvili has declined his award.

Congratulations to Black Eye Guy for winning the Xander award.

:: The Screen goes black, and the Lights come back on ::

"As you can see I won this award back in 2007, but unfortunately I wasn't around to accept it on the night. I was sitting in my living room in Ireland with the camera crew ready to film my acceptance speech should I win. Which I did not, so the camera crew left. Then towards the end of the show I was crowned the winner after Dzughashvili/Schill-whatever decided he didn't want it.

I chased the camera crew down the road but it was to late I never got to give my acceptance speech, so I think it's only fair that I read that acceptance speech now. Me from 2007 would have wanted it that way..."

:: Takes a piece of folded paper from his pocket and opens it up ::

"Hi Buffy Boards from Ireland, thank you so much for this award, I really did deserve it, I am funny.
I'd like to thank my competition for not being as funny as I am - I know it was easy for you.
I would also like to take this time to tell you of a movie I'm thinking of making called The Hangover, about a bunch of guys that go to Vegas and suffer from a bad hangover, I'm also thinking of turning a little book called Twilight into a mega movie franchise, so if any of these things should happen it should be noted that I came up with them first, here in 2007"

::Folds up piece of paper and puts it back in his pocket::

"So yeah, there you have it proof, and I'll be contacting my lawyer after the ceremonies.

 

[Black Eye Guy]

But for now I'm here to present the Xander/Anya award for funniest member/moment in 2009 and the nominees are :

Revolver
for - Buffy-Boards - View Single Post - I think something's up with this Buffy person...., Why Buffy should be my girlfriend - Buffy-Boards, Josh Whedon stole my idea! - Buffy-Boards


white avenger
for - Adopt A Bangel - Buffy-Boards

 

[Black Eye Guy]

And the Winner is...


Revolver

If you are still around to accept, come up on stage?

 

[Revolver]

I’m a man of few words, so on that note, I should be able to wrap this speech up by this time tomorrow.

Thanks to all who voted for me, even though I imagine in a year it’ll kind of make you feel like all the people who voted for George W. Bush must have felt.

It’s a great honor just to have been nominated, and I’m so glad someone pulled a “Marisa Tomei moment” and read out the wrong name! Otherwise, I’d have never stood a chance!

I promise to continue to lower the intellectual bar throughout all of 2010. Some future threads of mine you can look forward to:

1. Why Gunn’s name proves he desperately wishes he could be me
2. Clem: the next American Idol?
3. Sunnydale: Why Tourists Don’t Go For It
4. Wesley: I’m beginning to suspect this guy isn’t British at all… (featuring Dollhouse clips!)

 

[Flannen]

*congratulates Revolver on her way to the podium*

Okay chaps, next up is the Faith Award for BB's "˜coolest member'. Now, I'd say that every single member of this here Buffy-Boards is pretty darn cool, but one of us has a little bit more style and that extra cool-factor. Doesn't mean the rest of us don't have it, just means we don't "˜work' it quite as well as some others. So the nominees for this year's Faith Award are:

Wesley
Anya Jenkins-Harris
Bluebird
Joan the Vampire Slayer
The Kinslayer
Kean
MinwaraYana
HisMrs

 

[Flannen]

*opens shiny envelope*

And this year's winner is: *mumbles something about winning Big Brother not being cool enough...apparently*

TK, still hasn't joined us in person but he has asked me to pass on these words:

Hmm, are you sure you read that right? Please check again. *waits*

Ok, it's actually me. This feels strange. I don't see myself as cool at all. Still I'm honoured to receive this award. I'm not going to protest against the decision. Don't really know what to say. Way to be cool don't you think? Oh well...

Thank you!

Love you all!


*puts on shades and walks off stage*

Congrats hun!

 

[Flannen]

*before presenting the next award, pulls AS to one side*

Seriously, you need to keep an eye on Nix. She's totally wasted, she was drinking like a fish in the limo. And, this is just between you and me but I really don't trust her with Angel

*returns to the microphone*

Congratulations again, TK! The next award is the Winifred Burkle Award for BB's - *looks back down to her table*

 

[Nix]

*opens Flannen’s purse and takes out her scarf and ties Angel to the chair with it*

 

[Flannen]

*hitches up her skirt and runs from the stage screaming*

NIX, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!

*grabs Nix by the hair*

What are you doing, you little hussy?! And, you've tied him to the chair with MY scarf? Did you go in my bag?

*Angel taps Flannen with his foot*

What do you want?

Angel: Could you, maybe, untie me?

NO!

*Nix bites Flannen's arm so she lets go of her hair*

Are you psychotic? You bite people now?!

Nix: Yes, I went in your bag, and no I'm not psychotic, I'm drunk.

*slaps Nix*

You're unbelievable! You turn up in THAT dress, you get wrecked in the limo and now this! You are SO embarrassing! And you're supposed to be my best friend!

 

[Nix]

*Nix laughs evily* Well…would your best friend record over all your One Tree Hill DVDS?


*Flannen’s mouth drops and her eyes begin to well up* Y-You did what?


Nix: recorded over every single minute of your precious Lucas Scott!

 

[Flannen]

YOU BITCH!

*Flannen rugby tackles Nix to the floor*

 

[Black Eye Guy]

*BEG runs in, and picks Flannen up off the floor*

Ok, ladies. Enough! You're making a total scene, It's like Lyri and Kean all over again.

Flannen: BEG, put me the hell down, I'm gonna beat her ass.

BEG: Oh no, you're not, you're going to cool off.

*BEG drags Flannen backstage kicking and screaming YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS NIX.

*Nix gets up brushes her self off and demands Angel to get her some coffee*

*Wags his finger at Nix*

Bad Nix!

 

[Angelic Slayer]

Wow, where the hellmouth is our security tonight!?! Lindseys?? Anybody? Should have just hired BEG..... and have known better than to let those two sit at the same table..... sheesh!

Now on to another shiny new category for this year, the award for BB's most "Underrated Poster". This award is for the member who you may not always notice around the boards; maybe they are new to BB or maybe they're just a little more reserved than most. But if you stop and take a quick read through their posts, he/she consistently takes the time to put together well written and interesting replies. They may not be our best-known member (not yet, anyway! 😉) but this person has really put forward some outstanding posts this year. Our nominees for the very first Winifred Burkle Award are.....

Eleftheria
Buffyverse fan
Fredsicle
Andrew Crossett
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Kali

 

[Angelic Slayer]

Congratulations AC! Take your turn in the spotlight and feel free to say a few words 🙂