Hi, silly. What you need to do is make an intro thread, and all these nice people will welcome you (some are scary... scobro likes Riley... I'm sure you can take the mental image from there 😉), and tell you what to do, and you can get sorted (MERRICK) and adopted, and it's all rather jolly.
And then you can post. 😉
*waves to everyone else* Thanks y'all! And Spoons, I like my name too. 😀