The Official Yet Completely Questionable Random Thread

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Last night, I noticed that the car next to me had left it's interior lights on. Upon further inspection, I realised it belonged to the couple next door. I was torn. Part of me said, "Haha, screw THEM," yet the other (non-demonic) part said, "They have two small children and depend on that car." Their battery would be dead by morning, if the lights stayed on all night. Grrr. So after 20 minutes of arguing with myself, I let the wife know about their car...via her open window. She thanked me, and that was that.

Why did I not ring their doorbell? Because if they saw me on their doorstep, they'd probably call security. And no, I'm NOT kidding. 😅
 
Spanky said:
Arguing with yourself usually isn't a good sign
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Perhaps, but at least I didn't say, "After arguing with ABS for 20 minutes, she decided to inform her neighbours about their car."

So, yeah. You sounded completely insane. Not I.
 
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It's when you argue with yourself and lose that it's a bad sign.
Just thought this was pretty cool, and I know there are other Star Wars fans here, so:

Meet Pan Solo (or Han So-Dough)

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When you go down a hallway and see a guy doing a fake British accent saying: "In the words of the disgusting modern children... lol."
 
I'm getting into my chocolate stash and the dogs are asleep on my legs. Best day since yesterday!
 
Plasma said:
Is awful neighbor woman on the menu? From how you described her, I imagine you’d need plenty of sauce and spices to get that rotten meat down 🙂
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She's an annoying little cow, yes, but 90% of my neighbours are awful. Very elitist, yet pretend to be "evolved." But they've FINALLY learned an important lesson: bowing to my will makes things easier for them. 😉 They no longer hang out anywhere near my place. (I guess their survival instincts kicked in) It's like a ghost town outside. I love it! Plus, they now keep their kids inside or take them to a park. It's pretty funny, actually.
 
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Don't know why in this day and age the Rebelle Rally doesn't get more attention. They should make it a TV show.
 
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