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Ok, N4H and I were talking and it brought to memory an old thread where it was discussed between Chasity, LazyDolphin and I the fun possibilities of raising an army of vampire penguines...my point...man I wish I had a good one for ya.

All I wanna know is if you could raise an evil army of vampire critters what critter would you choose to aid you in your quest of world domination?

Right now an army of vampire pigmy goats sounds like a ton of vicious fun...no? vampire poodles? Hmmm...how bout vampire gerbils...poor poor Richard Gere...::nono::

Well then...you tell me...
 
I would have to say vampire old age pensioners that would be so funny everytime they bite you their teeth would come out ...
Sorry i'll keep taking the pills and hopefully i'll get better soon lol 🙂
 
LOL!

Oooh...ya know...vampire spider monkeys could be fun too...especially if they flung poo too! 😛
 
hehe I feel at home in this thread, this is the kind of thoughts that clog up my head. The vampire poodles thing reminds me of an article I read in the Weekly World News about the phenomenon of Werepoodles that was beginning to hit the world.It amused me greatly. Let me explain. If you are straight, it claims that if you get bitten you turn into a werewolf, but if you are gay you turn into a six foot vicious were poodle.hehe.

Ok ok, back to topic. Hmmm an army...I would say Vampire dung beetles, noone would see it coming. They could ally with the vampire spider monkeys and roll up all the poo for them to throw!!!.

Or...vampire garden gnomes.They appear on your doorstep and entrap you with their fishing rods before biting you into unconsciousmess or submission, whichever is first. goddamn them porcelain or whatever they are made of fiends...
 
Ooh! I got a good one!
Vampire Bats...wait...thats taken...
Um...ok...my cat could already be a vampire...she bites me all the time anyway...
I think Vampire Gorilla's could work...I can imagine their speeches...lol
''I am going to feed on you now...wait...instead, I chose to sit here, and throw my poo at you...''
!!!!!!Rayne's a gorilla!!!!!!!!!
 
lol...hmmm this is a toughy. Vampire poodles is a pretty good one. Vampire elephants...mwuahaha.
 
Vampire tape worms...I leave it to your imaginations...
 
Ok, Mr. pointy...THAT made me want to puke...*shudders*

MS...I'm a gorilla eh? Well...that could explain some things...and that would be one hell of a scary freggin' army!

Has anyone ever seen Bunicula? LOL! I just remembered that movie...He was a vampire bunny...I loved that movie...
 
Originally posted by ana8
Vampire sheep!!!!My Polly would lead them!!!
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Dolly is still better 😉.

How about vampire bunnies? I think there was a book about that... They are so nice and fluffy and cute and no one will ever suspect of attacking! Or possibly vampire slugs, but I don't know how that'll work out...
 
I'll plump for vampire Sloth monkeys......Imagine the terror on the victim's face as the monkey approached at 1mph.......Their rictus-like death masks screaming for a good ten minutes while waiting for their inescapable fate!!Or they could just turn around and walk away.....😉
 
I'm agreeing w/ Faldor,

vampire fish would be majorly interesting, you don't see many of them swimming about.

I'm also thinking a vampire giraffe, i mean you wouldn't stand a chance against that lol
 
I tend to lean a little towards vampire birds ... any bird, really. Because ... you know, birds ... they're everywhere. No one would see it coming ... I mean no one. Don't invite your birds in people ... they'll kill you in your sleep ... cause they're vampires ... grr! :: vampire

It's official ... I'm insane. 🙄
 
probably vampire seagulls....I mean, you can't kill them because the government says they're "endangered" yet you find them in nearly every parking lot nation wide!!!!!!!!!!(haven't been out of the us to know if anyone else has a mass of seagulls...and has anyone noticed that their frequent hang out is by the macdonald's dumpster??? and grocery store parking lots....)
 
these movie banners are so cool - kudos to you banner guys for doing them - if ever i was going to have a banner it would be an animated one...
...vampire butterflies (nobody suspects the butterfly, if Bart Simpson is to be believed😉)
 
I'm leaning more to vampire ants. There tiny so they can sneak up on people, there's millions of them, plus there really hard to kill....unless you have ant powder...then that's a different story....
 
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