Buffy walks slowly to the podium in her
J Mendel gown. Lowering the microphone (hey, we can't all be tall, can we?) she smiles to the assembled audience.
"Mr. Pointy asked me to remind everyone to please wait for the commercial breaks to post."
Looking into the camera, she pauses before continuing.
"And now the nominees for the Doyle Award for most missed member..."
Buffy looks offstage where Mr. Pointy shouts something in a low grumble peppered with profanity.
"Oh we're not announcing the nominees on this one? Oh okay, right. Well then..."
She tears open the envelope. Buffy composed herself and smiles again.
"It is my great pleasure to present this award to a very important part of this site, and a member which I personally have missed very much this year. The one, and (thank god) the only,
Faith."
She applauds as she waits for Faith to come to the stage to accept her award.