The Totally Random Thread (Part 9)

Anyone planning on getting anything in the Black Friday sales? I'm looking at washing machines!
 
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Though I might look up the price of movies and series I want to get online, I spend Black Friday home behind boarded up doors and windows.

Though I've always been tempted to put up false advertising (new gaming console practically free, for example, and throw a few other teasers around) around the store and then waiting around to watch the riot soon after the doors open, but I'd probably fall victim to justice as Ethan Rayne does and so resist the temptation (so far).
 
Well how does this sound for totally random? While I was out at a grocery store for no longer than a half hour, someone left a dumpster in our driveway. No one here ordered one. So we called the company and there is no one there to answer the phone - just a message to leave a recorded message and let them get back to us. The company name is Bin There Dump That. Not impressed.
 
Well how does this sound for totally random? While I was out at a grocery store for no longer than a half hour, someone left a dumpster in our driveway. No one here ordered one. So we called the company and there is no one there to answer the phone - just a message to leave a recorded message and let them get back to us. The company name is Bin There Dump That. Not impressed.

Is there a body in it?
 
The guy came back about 20 minutes after I wrote about it - he had the wrong address. We have a four digit address number and quite often (the mailman does it a lot), we end up with the mail from a house down the street where the middle two numbers are reversed. No harm no foul but I wondered if someone at home wanted to get rid of all my stuff.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
You didn't say whether or not a body was in it. 😈
I'm in the middle of The Thick of It marathon. This NEVER gets old. 😂 The writing and improv is too enjoyable....it's brilliant. I LOVE Malcolm and Jamie soooooo much. But my God, Ollie is such an idiot.

The insults alone are spectacular. 😎
 
Totally Random huh?
Did you know the Chinese left a 1,000,000 watt light that is solar powered on the other side of the moon when they were there, consequently there is no dark side of the moon anymore.
 
I'm a Unicorn of Death didn't you know.....


Oh and it's Christmas decorating day today 😀
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
If the roof of a house was where the trees are pictured, would you knock at Nix's front door?
The Unicorn as seen by Ghengis Khan was described as having a coloured horn, black at its base white in the middle and red at the pointy end. Hmm, the Unicorn of Death had a blood stained horn.
 
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Just leaving this here!
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
I didn't notice the guitar...
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
So sad its not an air guitar .. .. .. .. no really, its an electric guitar. And for my next intelligent comment .. .. .. ..
My buns are so the opposite of each other. I just brought some chicken nuggets in. I let Anya have a sniff and she freaked out, slipping on the wood floor, seemingly screaming MEAT IS MURDER in her head, scrambling to get as far away as possible. Xander is under the laptop table begging for me to share.

Side note, I thought it was a pack of 12 nuggets, felt all ripped off when I counted 11, but then read the pack which said 10 nuggets so then I realised it was a bonus 😀
 
Ya can tell I am back... Gotta rant and duno where to blow!

Oh no 🙁 I follow Tziporah (aka kate fischer) on instagram since she was on Im a Celeb AU. I loved her strength and no bull attitude. When ever she puts up anything on social media there is an outcry from the namby pamby dickheads about how she "needs help". Yeah shes out spoken and shares her fun publicly but not much I have seen indicates she is in serious need of mental health care - shes just eccentric, honest and happy to share it. She can be quite intelligent and charming when shes not on the piss.

The last week or so she has been getting harassed by police showing up daily at her house, tonight the ambos have rocked up for a welfare check. I feel so awful for her. Some dimwit donkey on social media has reported her to the authorities as a danger to herself or others... I mean, to me she just looks like someone frustrated by nitpickers who dont like the fact she goes braless and has random sex. Shes been famous since she was 13, she has never hidden the fact she is outrageous.

I have had police and ambos take me by force from posting on facebook (hence I dont have anyone in my "real life" involved in any of my online postings now) and it is traumatising and a horrific way to treat people. They dont even have to have good reason to turn up, all some idiot has to do is report a "crisis" and they are there. Its a stupid system causing so much distress to many people who think they are posting a bit of dark fun online only to be permanently damaged by someone who doesn't get the joke. OH man now I do worry for her because that sort of harassment does take its toll. If she was in another country they probably wouldn't think twice about her walking around topless in her own home. The media are going to destroy her and I am sad to see her targeted like this. Shes not a bad person - working as a nurse, helping the homeless as she was homeless,but just cos shes a bit outspoken shes taken down with force. What horrid people to think this sort response to her charms is "for her own good". Sad state of affairs
 
Smoking a hemp cigarette. Am undecided whether I like it or not...tastes kinda weird.

Also watching the news...some random, unknown singer is claiming to be English. 🙄 (She's not!) Oh God, she sounds so stupid. There is nothing worse than an American trying to sound English.
 
Ethan Reigns
Ethan Reigns
You mean like Spike (James Marsters)?
I wish I had more maccas 🙁 should have ordered more! The full moon seems to have sucked me dry and I dont wanna cook 😤 Plus its 36C in my kitchen and smells like dying bananas. I guess I could toss those ribs in a bag full of honey soy and garlic for a while til I get the next urge to eat (hopefully after dark) then chuck them in the oven... could work? What do ya rekon?


Change of plans... going for bacon and tiny sausages instead. It will be quicker 😛
 
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This is becoming a sickness...😛

I've never brought them for myself but I have been given 3. Good idea to keep them in the box, they are so fragile! My Sam broke both his arms off. Now he has wandering hands.
 
Fuffy
Fuffy
I won't buy one without a box, and even then the box needs to be in good condition.
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