I still can't believe that some people haven't read Dr. Seuss. Alister had no idea what I was talking about and I think I confused him plenty. Poor guy.
But, come on, what would you do if you did have a wocket in your pocket? Wouldn't you be all like "Ahhhh, there's a wocket in my pocket!" And then you would start beating at your pants or your chest, wherever you had a pocket. You might even start to strip, just to get them out and start stomping on your clothes. And God help you if you have pockets in your undies...