Things we've learned today/this week

Bored of the Dead agrees: ?? you were born a boy.....just a guess cause if so the Surgeons did a wonderful job as you look really feminine
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I think Id rather have learned that to be honest
 
I've learned that a sustained tickle torture is a primitive, but most efficient way of getting information...such as the whereabouts of hidden presents...out of your girlfriend/spouse. 😛

But a word to the wise, boys...NEVER tickle a gal when it's that time of month...unless you LIKE being in traction.....
 
Jill_Valentine said:
I dunno. Where would you start? It's a braver woman than I that would put the word "ovaries" into Google. Jesus knows what you'd get back.


You could just start listening to Ladytron. They don't really sing about ovaries, but the name scares people off well enough.
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It might be okay as long as you stay away from picture that might show up, err... I don't know if people actually do sing about ovaries though, I mean, how great can those lyrics really be..?

🙂
 
I learned a lot of things this week. I learned that I can be tougher than I imagined (as opposed to soft, which I also recently learned that being nice may not be okay). I learned that I really liked the new evanescence CD...good stuff. And never more so than this week have I been suprised at the character, kind and not so kind of those around me. 2am pencil run included.
 
Old Master III said:
I've learned that a sustained tickle torture is a primitive, but most efficient way of getting information...such as the whereabouts of hidden presents...out of your girlfriend/spouse. 😛

But a word to the wise, boys...NEVER tickle a gal when it's that time of month...unless you LIKE being in traction.....
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Another word to the wise...when a woman is having a menopause hotflash it's Mother Nature's way of telling the male species to be very co-operative and quiet. If you are unable to do this then wear a cup! That is unless you do enjoy a swift kick to the groin!?!
 
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Ladybug
Men. -rolls eyes-
That I am too emotional....I watched that 'Free Hugs' video, and got all choked up ...... really, I mean, who cries at stuff like that?!
 
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Frenchy Faith
Awww that's really sweet... sorry for making you cry though :/
-I might actually be a good artist...
-I'm not going to college anytime soon. Don't really even want to.
-It's a bad idea to go to a public shopping center by yourself.
-I trust people to much sometimes.
-My friends don't accept me being gay. I have none.
-Drinking really is bad...
-I'm a boring person.
 
Ladybug, if they're that superficial, they were probably never worth knowing.

eponinethen said:
I don't know if people actually do sing about ovaries though, I mean, how great can those lyrics really be..?
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I know, there's hardly anything good that rhymes with "ovaries".

I learned that stage performers are almost invariably horrible human beings, but that may be what drives them.
 
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Ladybug
Mhm, I don't think they were ever my friends in the first place, so it's not bugging me so much anymore... I do actually still have a few, 'none' was an exaggeration.
I learned that I really do not like cake doughnuts. at all. I do like green beans.Also I am no longer a plant killer. I win.
 
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