This animal cannot count

ILLYRIAN

ILLYRIAN

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It has been proven that this animal cannot count

can you tell me which type of animal it is?
 
Sorry folks but the truth is the Unicorn,
so come on folks inform me why the Unicorn is the animal that was proven unable to count?
 
Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible nine times - but there, they mean rhinoceros. It would be interesting to see how, in popular culture, this morphed into a horse with a narwhal tusk coming out of its forehead.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
I was a boy but then folk started to call me a man yet I do exist! Have you ever seen me?
Ethan Reigns said:
Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible nine times - but there, they mean rhinoceros. It would be interesting to see how, in popular culture, this morphed into a horse with a narwhal tusk coming out of its forehead.
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Perhaps a rhinoceros and a horse mated? Talk about a mixed marriage! Oh, that poor horse. 😄

And you're welcome for that visual.
 
BaskingINBangel
BaskingINBangel
Yeah, definitely didn't want to visualize that one.
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
As for happy visuals, what about a Rhinoceros and a unicorn doing a 69?
Ethan Reigns said:
Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible nine times - but there, they mean rhinoceros. It would be interesting to see how, in popular culture, this morphed into a horse with a narwhal tusk coming out of its forehead.
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Well, depending on how you interpret Genesis 6, (if you hold to the view that it's referring to the fallen angels, and their descendants, the Nephilim) there might be some credence to mythical creatures, (Fairies, Unicorns, etc) greek mythology, and past mythical cities, like the lost city of Atlantis. The books of Enoch, Jubilees, and Jasher expound on these theories a bit.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Well if you say there is (might be) some credence to fairies, unicorns etc: I take it you believe in unicorns.
Aud was on a Unicorn, so...

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Historical fact: Lady Godiva rode through the streets of Coventry on a unicorn (A I allowing)
 
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The Lady Godiva Memorial Band was a marching band that represented my engineering school. The rationale was that in her ride through town, she was inspecting the sewers. Unicorns were never mentioned.
 
Ha ha, you obviously missed what I wrote about AI allowing.
Lady Godiva rode naked through the streets of Coventry to stop her husband increasing the taxes to the people. Inspecting the sewers???
 
Noah shouted his orders that all animals should enter the ark in pairs but one unicorn ran away, thereby proving that the unicorn couldn't count.
 
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