Top Fives #2
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charmedones193
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1)buffy: kennedy, go search his stuff.
andrew: it's not in my stuff...it's in the silverware drawer. you didn't have any steak knives...
willow: you put your old murder weapon in with our utensils?!
andrew: i washed it...
2) Andrew: spike? It's you! It's really you! i thought I was holding onto false hope but I knew you'd come back! you're...you're like gandalf the white resurrected from the pit of balrog. more beautiful than ever...he's alive frodo. he's alive!
3) andrew: he left me. he blew away and left me.
jonathan: oh god. the big house.
andrew: how could he do this to me? he promised we'd be together but he was just using me. he never really loved...hanging out with us.
4) jonathan/the first: did you get the gun?
andrew: yeah, it was in buffy's underwear drawer. she has nice things...
jonathan/the first: show me.
andrew: well i didn't take them, but there were thongs, and regular underpants...
jonathan/the first: show me the gun.
andrew: oh, here you go...
5) ANDREW: Um, Mr. Giles, Faith stole the last meatball-and-mozzarella-flavored hot pocket out of the freezer even though I had called dibs on it.
Top 5 Cordelia Quotes 🙂
andrew: it's not in my stuff...it's in the silverware drawer. you didn't have any steak knives...
willow: you put your old murder weapon in with our utensils?!
andrew: i washed it...
2) Andrew: spike? It's you! It's really you! i thought I was holding onto false hope but I knew you'd come back! you're...you're like gandalf the white resurrected from the pit of balrog. more beautiful than ever...he's alive frodo. he's alive!
3) andrew: he left me. he blew away and left me.
jonathan: oh god. the big house.
andrew: how could he do this to me? he promised we'd be together but he was just using me. he never really loved...hanging out with us.
4) jonathan/the first: did you get the gun?
andrew: yeah, it was in buffy's underwear drawer. she has nice things...
jonathan/the first: show me.
andrew: well i didn't take them, but there were thongs, and regular underpants...
jonathan/the first: show me the gun.
andrew: oh, here you go...
5) ANDREW: Um, Mr. Giles, Faith stole the last meatball-and-mozzarella-flavored hot pocket out of the freezer even though I had called dibs on it.
Top 5 Cordelia Quotes 🙂
1. "The bitch is back."
2. "It's all about me! Me, me, me!"
3. "Buffy, I love what you've done with your hair! Actually, I respect you too much to lie to you. The hair is a little..."
4. "You guys...I just...hate you guys! The worst things always happen when you're around!"
5. "It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it."
Top 5 one-shot demons
2. "It's all about me! Me, me, me!"
3. "Buffy, I love what you've done with your hair! Actually, I respect you too much to lie to you. The hair is a little..."
4. "You guys...I just...hate you guys! The worst things always happen when you're around!"
5. "It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it."
Top 5 one-shot demons
VisionGirl
Newly Human
1. The Gentlemen
2. Gachnar (" I am the dark lord of nightmares, the bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!")
3. Sweet
4. Penn & James (2 vampires that Angelus influenced- I wish that either would have been a recurring character!)
5. Gnarl (he's just gross)
Top 5 quips about Angel's hair! 🙂
2. Gachnar (" I am the dark lord of nightmares, the bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!")
3. Sweet
4. Penn & James (2 vampires that Angelus influenced- I wish that either would have been a recurring character!)
5. Gnarl (he's just gross)
Top 5 quips about Angel's hair! 🙂
C
charmedones193
Guest
1. Spike: [as Angel] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.
2. BuffyBot: Angel's lame. his hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid
3. Cordelia: [to Angel] Do You have mousse? Of course you do
4. [Angel has a reflection and is looking at his hair seeing himself in a mirror]
Angel: Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?
[pushes down hair]
Cordelia Chase: No. It always looks like that.
[still looking at his hair]
Angel: I don't get it.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, the Host knows this world. We need to ascertain...
Angel: No, I mean why didn't anybody tell me about this?
5. Spike: (As Angel) No, not the hair! Never the hair!
Top 5 Funny Quotes
2. BuffyBot: Angel's lame. his hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid
3. Cordelia: [to Angel] Do You have mousse? Of course you do
4. [Angel has a reflection and is looking at his hair seeing himself in a mirror]
Angel: Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?
[pushes down hair]
Cordelia Chase: No. It always looks like that.
[still looking at his hair]
Angel: I don't get it.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, the Host knows this world. We need to ascertain...
Angel: No, I mean why didn't anybody tell me about this?
5. Spike: (As Angel) No, not the hair! Never the hair!
Top 5 Funny Quotes
TaylorSwift
The power to make amends
1.A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too. (Willow)
2.I laugh in the face of danger...then I hide until it goes away (Xander)
3.For God's sake, man, she's eighteen. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about (Giles)
4. God! What is your childhood trauma? (Cordelia)
5. I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were (Buffy)
Top 5 romantic quotes.
2.I laugh in the face of danger...then I hide until it goes away (Xander)
3.For God's sake, man, she's eighteen. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about (Giles)
4. God! What is your childhood trauma? (Cordelia)
5. I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were (Buffy)
Top 5 romantic quotes.
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. Willow: Don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life.. I've never loved anything else
2. Spike: I know I should go, but I follow you like a man possessed, there's a traitor here beneath my breast, and if my heart could beat it would break my chest.
3. Buffy: What about me? I love you so much.. And I tried to make you go away.. I killed you and it didn't help
4 Tara: It's a long important process, and.. can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?
5. Cordelia: I understand if you wanna see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.
Top 5 saddest moments of BtVS
Oz: My whole life.. I've never loved anything else
2. Spike: I know I should go, but I follow you like a man possessed, there's a traitor here beneath my breast, and if my heart could beat it would break my chest.
3. Buffy: What about me? I love you so much.. And I tried to make you go away.. I killed you and it didn't help
4 Tara: It's a long important process, and.. can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?
5. Cordelia: I understand if you wanna see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.
Top 5 saddest moments of BtVS
VisionGirl
That Cordy comment always cracks me up!
JoeyLostDharma
Potential
1: Joyce Dies. (Season 5)
2: Tara Dies. (Season 6)
3: Buffy kills Angel. (Season 2)
4: Anya Dies. (Season 7)
5: Buffy Dies. (Season 5)
(Only ones I could think of for now really.
Top 5 Fun episodes.
2: Tara Dies. (Season 6)
3: Buffy kills Angel. (Season 2)
4: Anya Dies. (Season 7)
5: Buffy Dies. (Season 5)
(Only ones I could think of for now really.
Top 5 Fun episodes.
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. Tabula Rasa
2. The Replacement
3. The Zeppo
4. Once More, With Feeling
5. Earshot
Xander episoder are always funny xD
Top 5 male characters
2. The Replacement
3. The Zeppo
4. Once More, With Feeling
5. Earshot
Xander episoder are always funny xD
Top 5 male characters
VisionGirl
Newly Human
Oh, so easy...
1. Angel
2. Spike
3. Wesley
4. Giles
5. Oz
And to continue on that theme, top 5 female characters?
1. Angel
2. Spike
3. Wesley
4. Giles
5. Oz
And to continue on that theme, top 5 female characters?
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
JoeyLostDharma
Potential
1: I Got A Theory
2: Walk Through The Fire
3: I'll Never Tell
4: Under Your Spell
5: Rest In Peace
Top 5 Faith quotes/Moments:
2: Walk Through The Fire
3: I'll Never Tell
4: Under Your Spell
5: Rest In Peace
Top 5 Faith quotes/Moments:
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. When she makes a pass at spike in buffy's body
2. "Five by five"
3. "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"
4. "You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring"
5. "Just relax... and take off your pants" "
Top 5 Buffy/Angel moments
2. "Five by five"
3. "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"
4. "You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring"
5. "Just relax... and take off your pants" "
Top 5 Buffy/Angel moments
zobothehobo
Scooby
1. When she kills him
2. the end of Sanctuary
3. When he leaves at the end of Graduation Day
4. Their dance at the prom... really cute.
5. ... 5... 5... Um... Nope can't do it. hahahaha
Oops top 5 quotes that make you chuckle
2. the end of Sanctuary
3. When he leaves at the end of Graduation Day
4. Their dance at the prom... really cute.
5. ... 5... 5... Um... Nope can't do it. hahahaha
Oops top 5 quotes that make you chuckle
G
Goldilocks
When she kills him is such a touchy moment. I cry every time I watch that episode xD
VisionGirl
C'mon Zo- not IWRY? Oh, how about Chosen?! Hahahaha!!!
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. Spike: "Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'?"
2. Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
3. Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
4. Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
5. Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
Top 5 Principal Snyder moments (if it's not too difficult)
2. Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
3. Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
4. Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
5. Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
Top 5 Principal Snyder moments (if it's not too difficult)
VisionGirl
Newly Human
When he gets eaten by a snake, LOL!
His return in Restless (Shimerman's performance is awesome!)
When he expels Buffy ("I'd describe myself as tingly")
Band Candy!! "Summers, you drive like a spaz!"
"Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"
Top 5 season 4 quotes
His return in Restless (Shimerman's performance is awesome!)
When he expels Buffy ("I'd describe myself as tingly")
Band Candy!! "Summers, you drive like a spaz!"
"Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"
Top 5 season 4 quotes
G
Goldilocks
He is so hilarious. !!
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. Spike: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
2. Willow: But at least we all worked together. It was like old times.
Xander: Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything... Oops!
3. Spike: Yeah, back off, Betty!
Buffy: It's Buffy! You big, bleached... stupid guy.
4. Buffy: Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar?
Giles: No... Yes. I-it was a gift.
5. Spike (describing Giles and Ethan): Two of them. English like me, but older, less attractive.
Top 5 Cordelia quotes
2. Willow: But at least we all worked together. It was like old times.
Xander: Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything... Oops!
3. Spike: Yeah, back off, Betty!
Buffy: It's Buffy! You big, bleached... stupid guy.
4. Buffy: Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar?
Giles: No... Yes. I-it was a gift.
5. Spike (describing Giles and Ethan): Two of them. English like me, but older, less attractive.
Top 5 Cordelia quotes
1. ... and the Oscar goes to ...
2. He's like one of those dogs that you leave at the Grand Canyon on vacation? It follows you back across four states. .... See? My own speechless, human boomerang.
3. What could we talk about? Oh! Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?
4. I .. am .. pleas ..ant
5. Oh my urination just hasn't been public enough lately
Top 5 Xander put downs
2. He's like one of those dogs that you leave at the Grand Canyon on vacation? It follows you back across four states. .... See? My own speechless, human boomerang.
3. What could we talk about? Oh! Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?
4. I .. am .. pleas ..ant
5. Oh my urination just hasn't been public enough lately
Top 5 Xander put downs
Goldilocks
Hostile17 stole my ♥ !
1. Cordelia: "What am I, mass transportation?"
Xander: "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker- room talk, I wouldn't pay it any mind."
2. Cordelia: "Xander, I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there's anything I could ever do to... "
Xander: "Do you mind? We're talking here. So, where were we?"
3. Cordelia: "Who am I supposed to be, again?"
Xander: "You're supposed to be a girl. Think you can handle it?"
4. Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is a better part of valor."
Xander: "You could have just said shhh. Are all you Brits such drama queens."
5. "Well, nobodys asking you to go, Cordelia. If the vampires need grooming tips, we'll give you a call."
Top 5 best moments of season 6
Xander: "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker- room talk, I wouldn't pay it any mind."
2. Cordelia: "Xander, I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there's anything I could ever do to... "
Xander: "Do you mind? We're talking here. So, where were we?"
3. Cordelia: "Who am I supposed to be, again?"
Xander: "You're supposed to be a girl. Think you can handle it?"
4. Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is a better part of valor."
Xander: "You could have just said shhh. Are all you Brits such drama queens."
5. "Well, nobodys asking you to go, Cordelia. If the vampires need grooming tips, we'll give you a call."
Top 5 best moments of season 6
mayfever
Friend of all the World
1. "It's just like this one time, when I sorta ran over this girl with my car. It was the most traumatic event in my life, and she tried to make it all about her leg!"
2. "God! What is your childhood trauma?"
3. "Great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day."
4. "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
5. "Excuse me, who gave you permission to exist?" Quite mean, but still good.
Top 5 bad things someone we like got away with?
2. "God! What is your childhood trauma?"
3. "Great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day."
4. "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
5. "Excuse me, who gave you permission to exist?" Quite mean, but still good.
Top 5 bad things someone we like got away with?