zobothehobo; said:
These are some of the things I've seen. I'll spoiler-tag it so it can be skipped. Except for one, which I saw outside my window, these are all things I've seen while outside with the dogs:
-Late night dog walk on the main road, I see a guy across the street sleeping on his skateboard. He's got his backpack as a pillow for the board. This wasn't against a building, or in an alley, this was near a shopping mall right there on the sidewalk. If it were day time he would've looked like he was getting a tan.
-Afternoon walking a path that surrounds a large field, a woman stumbles out of the bushes and tries to pull her own pants down behind a tree but keeps falling over. Her mouth is bloody. By complete coincidence, an off-duty police officer, driving with his family saw the same woman while he was on the road and drove down to help out. Eventually an ambulance was called and the woman was referred to as a "repeat customer". The woman refused the ambulance because she didn't want to be taken advantage of, only she put it a bit more dirty than that.
-One Friday night I'm sitting in the living room when I hear laughing outside. I look out the window and see four girls walking by. One of them stops, goes behind some parked cars, pulls her pants down and takes a piss. She then runs back to the others to catch up to them.
-One afternoon I'm walking behind a plaza of stores where there's a parking lot and long stretch of grass. One of the parked cars has a man sitting in it with his head back. A woman's head bobs up and down...
-This past Saturday night, another late-night dog walk. I'm outside my apartment building and begin walking down the path to the main road when I hear something. It's windy, it's cold, but being Saturday I figure something's going on. Something was indeed going on....I turn around and see something on the grass next to the building around the corner of one of the side door exits. Movement. It looked like it might have been a cat - there's always a black cat running around in that same place but this wasn't it. It stood up. It was a man. He got back down on the ground and continued what he was doing....up and down, up and down. On top of a woman. Right outside my f**king apartment building.
I circled around the building and came back and when I reached the lobby they were inside laying down on the floor. I got upstairs and called police on them.
-Afternoon walking a path that surrounds a large field, a woman stumbles out of the bushes and tries to pull her own pants down behind a tree but keeps falling over. Her mouth is bloody. By complete coincidence, an off-duty police officer, driving with his family saw the same woman while he was on the road and drove down to help out. Eventually an ambulance was called and the woman was referred to as a "repeat customer". The woman refused the ambulance because she didn't want to be taken advantage of, only she put it a bit more dirty than that.
-One Friday night I'm sitting in the living room when I hear laughing outside. I look out the window and see four girls walking by. One of them stops, goes behind some parked cars, pulls her pants down and takes a piss. She then runs back to the others to catch up to them.
-One afternoon I'm walking behind a plaza of stores where there's a parking lot and long stretch of grass. One of the parked cars has a man sitting in it with his head back. A woman's head bobs up and down...
-This past Saturday night, another late-night dog walk. I'm outside my apartment building and begin walking down the path to the main road when I hear something. It's windy, it's cold, but being Saturday I figure something's going on. Something was indeed going on....I turn around and see something on the grass next to the building around the corner of one of the side door exits. Movement. It looked like it might have been a cat - there's always a black cat running around in that same place but this wasn't it. It stood up. It was a man. He got back down on the ground and continued what he was doing....up and down, up and down. On top of a woman. Right outside my f**king apartment building.
I circled around the building and came back and when I reached the lobby they were inside laying down on the floor. I got upstairs and called police on them.
caitaintdead
Far out! You've seen just as many crazy things as me! Woohoo for living in crazy places!
