Wealthy Brits Install Spikes on Trees to Stop Birds Pooping on Their Expensive Cars

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Wealthy Brits Install Spikes on Trees to Stop Birds Pooping on Their Expensive Cars
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Wealthy residents of an elite neighborhood in Bristol, England have installed ‘anti-bird spikes’ on trees in an attempt to protect their expensive cars from bird droppings.

The spikes, which are commonly used to prevent birds from roosting and nesting on building ledges over public sidewalks, were nailed to two trees in the exclusive Clifton area of the city, near the wildlife-rich Downs and the Avon gorge. The use of these spikes in trees has outraged locals and environmentalists alike, with one Twitter user calling it a war on wildlife. The affected trees have been described by a local Green Party councilor as uninhabitable to birds. A spokesperson for Bristol city council, however, said that the trees were on private property, so there was nothing that the local authorities could do to stop them. The spikes had apparently already been in place for several years.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
That explains why the ice is pointing up.
I saw this on the news the other day as well. Shame we can't install some rich people deterrents in the country really.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
They do, that is why gates are on fields
I don't see anything wrong with this. If it's on your property and doesn't affect your neighbors then what's the issue?
 
@GwenRaiden Although I'm weird and evil I'm still better than countless innocent kids who enjoy the discovery channel across the world. The discovery channel is mostly about big animals eating other big animals, which is more horrible than cute cats eating not-so-cute birds.😛
 
I have the cure, it's called a chainsaw and if them rich folk wanna give me their cars.

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Have you ever noticed that birds don't crap on the ground
but give them a car to target and.. ..
 
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Good idea. Bird crap on cars is a pain in the ass.
For real. Tood bad not a thing for canadian geese. You got those out there Brinky? Hate them things. They mean.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
It's them Geese that are a problem when there's only one of them and if your spelling is an issue, them moose can mess up the paint.
Geese are outright nasty, loud bastards. I'd spike them myself, manually.
 
Why don't these rich people have carports or garages? Seems povo parking under a tree for car protection anyway.

I hope they are still in the birds flight path 😀


One day I will make a cat thread and piss off everyone with aussie laws regarding correct cat care.
 
For real. Tood bad not a thing for canadian geese. You got those out there Brinky? Hate them things. They mean.

Yeah, we have them in a few areas and they are nasty. I live fairly close to an area that has peacocks and those guys are just a bad a geese; noisy, aggressive, and their poops are huge (looks like a cat took a dump).
 
Yeah, we have them in a few areas and they are nasty. I live fairly close to an area that has peacocks and those guys are just a bad a geese; noisy, aggressive, and their poops are huge (looks like a cat took a dump).
wild peacocks! that would be cool. I always wanted to kill and eat a canadian goose but i for real would capture me a peacock. That be a cool ass pet yo!
 
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