What are your biggest turn-offs in a potential mate?

DeadlyDuo said:
If they love spiders enough to keep them as pets.

I hate spiders (more than I hate Kennedy and Clara from Doctor Who which tells you just how much I hate them), and I think it would be unfair to make a bloke choose between me and his beloved pets. However, I would be paranoid that a spider has escaped without him realising and stowed away in his coat pocket or something and then it'll be near me or escape into my home and lay eggs somewhere that hatch into little spiders. Basically if a guy has a pet spider, he is a no go.

What I want is a guy who doesn't mind spiders so he can get rid of any that come into my home (especially the really fast ones that are the Usain Bolts of the spider world and are bloody huge), but doesn't love them so he won't want to keep them as pets. Woe betide any bloke that throws a spider at me, I'd kick him to the kerb so hard, his feet won't even touch the ground.
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I love to keep spiders as pets, once I've stamped on them and they are flat.
That way should I move into a block of flats I'll have some flat mates
 
Once upon a time, I saw a cute redhead at work. Tall, slender, glasses, brought her own lunch, and usually was reading a book. Then one day, I saw her reading People Magazine. It was... Disappointing. Of course, I don't date that much, so the rest are the academic ones.
 
Jailhouse tats are a MAJOR turn off. If he's going to have them, they have to be beautiful, colourful, and well-executed.

Asking me too many questions; that's usually the sign of a potential stalker.

Obsessed with bodybuilding and use of steroids.

Frequent negative remarks about his ex or his mum.

Shortness...he has to be at least two meters in height.
 
HoppyHippy said:
As soon as a guy uses "but I love you" to manipulate me out of me time/me space. (Especially when I have only known them for a week). Your obsession is not my problem. Go away.

Actually everyone who shows interest right now is told to go away. Horny men are so lame and all the same. Dont believe the lies, single life is best life. I duno why more people dont enjoy it, Freeeedooommmm!
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This is EXACTLY me.
 
Add to my list if they like G of T even more so if they think its a comedy.
 
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