What is your favorite Buffy/Angel Quote of All Time??

Favy...too many

Angel:One of you is going to betray me
{Spike raises his hand}
Angel: Wes
Spike: {disappionted} Can I deny you three times?

Definately Spike and Buffy's last moments...the
"I love you" bit...aw....

Illyria: I'm up here with an unstable human who smells like whiskey and called me a smurf. {haha...smurf}

Illyria:I walked in worlds...{blah blah} and one made entirely out of shrimp {hehe...echo anya}

Willow: Oz is a werewolf.
Buffy: It's a long story
Oz: Got bit.
Buffy: Apparently not that long.
{goes with}
Cordy: Got hunted

Willow: I'm all skanky, and, evil, and I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow: I'm all sweaty, hiding from a vampire, and...I think I'm kinda gay.

(Thats more than one...but...*shrugs* meh)
 
AAAAAARRRGH! How to choose???

Cordelia: Wow, what a nice place. Love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains.

Allen Francis Doyle : Think of it, man, poolside tanning, bargain matinees, plus I know a couple of strip clubs that have a fabulous luncheon buffet... I've heard.

[Wesley and Cordelia impersonate Angel and Buffy]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Kiss me.
Cordelia : Bite me.
[Wesley grabs Cordelia and pretends to bite her neck, growling]
Angel : You can both bite me.

Cordelia : See girl in distress. See Angel save girl from druggy-stalker-boyfriend.

Angel : There are three things I don't do: tan, date and sing in public.

Cordelia : What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men?
Angel : Fourth, after luge.

Angel : Why would a woman I've never met even talk to me?
Allen Francis Doyle : Have you looked in a mirror lately? I guess... you really haven't. No.

Cordelia : Demons. Is there anything more disgusting?
Allen Francis Doyle : You think so?
Cordelia : Come on. Look at this one. This demon wears a wreath of intestines around its head. I mean, honestly, what kind of statement is this thing trying to make?
 
M
MRFAITH
good stuff
I laughed myself silly when i heard this one. it's from season1 and i've ahve the dvd and i'm looking for it. (Any1 wanna tell me if you know)
it;

When Buffy gets a crosbow from Giles
Buffy;
Goodbye Stakes, Hello flying fatalities
 
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eudial
Hehe, like that one
Glory: "Funny, 'cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see's six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around... everyone's drinkin', smokin', shootin' up, shootin' each other or just plain screwing their brains out because they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I am the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Name one person who can take it here. That's all I'm asking. Name one."
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WILLOW: So. (smiling) Here we are.
BUFFY: Are we really gonna do this?
WILLOW: Come on, this is a huge deal for me! Six years as a side man, and now I get to be the Slayer.
BUFFY: A killer isn't a Slayer. Being a Slayer means something you can't conceive of.
WILLOW: (sighing, shaking her head) Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked.
BUFFY: Then show me what you got. And I'll show you what a Slayer really is.
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(Great quote, just wished she would have actually done it instead of waiting 'til the last minute she could save her friend)

BUFFY: You know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week ... and guess how much they hate me. Zero. Zero much. (shrugs) So I'm thinking, sleeping with you? (Spike looking annoyed) They'll deal.
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Guard: Who are you?

Boy#2: (fearfully) No one.

The guard reaches Buffy.

Guard: Who are you?

She looks up at him for a moment, and then smiles.

Buffy: (friendly) I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?
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(Cliche, but I love it!)

Ken: You've *ruined*... You...

Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?

She wields back the club and brings it down hard onto his head, crushing
his skull. Lily comes up behind her and looks at him squeamishly.

Lily: Gandhi?

Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
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Xander: Okay, let's not say something we'll, uh, regret later...

Cordelia: (to Buffy) You crazy freak!

Buffy: Vapid whore!
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Faith: You get the Watcher. You get the mom. You get the little
Scooby gang. What do I get? Jack squat. This is supposed to be
my town!

Buffy: Faith, listen to me!

Faith: Why? So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom, that it?
Do you think you're better than me? Do you? Say it, you think
you're better than me.

Buffy: I am. Always have been.
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(Because its so true!)

BUFFY
Andrew is our"”actually, he's our hostage.

ANDREW
I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage."
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(Probably the most famous quote of Season 7 or hell, any season!)

And theres plenty more, but I don't have that much time.
 
Re:

Cordelia said:
Mine is "People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive."
by Xander in Some Assembly Required

What's yours?
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"Love isn't brains children. It's blood, blood screaming in you to work it's will. I may be love's *****, but at least I'm man enough to admit it...." Spike in "Lovers Walk"

Spike just had a way with words sometimes!
 
I love so much about the shows, and thier quotes are numerous. but the ones that have stuck with me through the years are

(vamp)Willow: Bored Now

Cordelia: great now i'm going to be stuck with serious thought all day

Spike: *singing* Someone wasn't worthy
Spike: Sorry luv. i'm a bad, rude man




And for more recent ones.

Illyria: Wesley's dead. I am feeling grief for him. I can't seem to be able to control it. I wish to do more violence. (I love this cos i know the feeling. i'm a fairly violent person)

Angel: Personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon. (possible paraphrase)

ROBIN: Oh, please. I am so much prettier than you are. (Faith seems taken aback) Oh, and, uh, for the record, our little encounter didn't exactly change my world.
FAITH: You're tripping! That was rock 'em, sock 'em!
ROBIN: No, no, no, no. It was"”it was"”it was nice enough, you know, and you're"”you're very, um... mm, enthused, and I think with a little more experience"”
FAITH: Dude, I got mad skills.
ROBIN: Yeah, of course. Let's finish up.
FAITH: No, hell with that. We're going again, baby. (starts unbuckling her belt) You're gonna learn a little respect here, pal.
ROBIN: Faith"” (chuckles) Make me a deal, all right? We live through this, you give me the chance to surprise you.
FAITH: What would be the surprise?
ROBIN: (looks at her) You do know the meaning of the word, right?
 
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MRFAITH
you have a faith avatar, so that's good
I don't know if these were posted already and i don'y fancy on reading over every quote to see so...

Angel- "I am from Wolfram & Hart."
Spike- "And I his date."

Spike- "Andrew double-crossed us? Good move. I've hope for the little ponce yet."

Spike- "I just want you to be happy. Not too happy though, or I might have to stake you. Second thought...have at it."

Wesley- "She's either...counting oxygen molecules or analyzing the petri dish she just put into her mouth. Or sleeping. I can never quite tell."
 
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