What made you happy today? #8

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This email from Aussie 🙂

BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'.
Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

(kinda brings a tear to your eye)

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years old

'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties,

but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

'Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old


'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father...
Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years
 
November
November
Yay! I should send you more emails :p
I didn't die in my recital 🙂
And I got over an hour in the pool today, which was rather enjoyable
 
November
November
I read that as "I didnt die in my rectal" LOL Im glad you did ok.
Ok this didn't make me happy but I laughed,so i guess thats a moment of happyness?
I was waiting in the dentists waiting room and this woman and daughter come in, the woman goes "tell the woman your here" and daughter walks up to the counter and says "I am here!"-ahaha
The girls like 14 and goes bright red.
I actually couldn't help it but I laughed like really loud. ooops :S
Then today we had a crazy ICT sub for our ICT lesson and she just talked rubbish for 2 hours.
I laughed in her face I couldn't help it, she was so funny.
 
Seeing Norwich (the city I live in) from a really large hill. It really is a beautiful sight when looking over it 🙂
 
Flannen
Flannen
I love Norwich. Its such a nice city! And my boyfriend is a HUGE canaries fan :)
Finally sorted out the crap with the bank, and bought a few things with my wages. 😀
 
So I'm listening to VH1 and Beyonce-Halo comes on and I don't like it and I tell the people in the IRC. DoI says turn it off to which I reply about how I'll cope with it because I'd hate to turn it off and then have If U Seek Amy come on. Halo ends and If U Seek Amy comes on. I can't believe I predicted it, especially since it was VH1 Shuffle and not some kind of chart.
 
Today I was happy that everyone in my household seems to have woken up in a reasonably good mood! This makes a huge change!
 
We get to go to the ice-cream place in town today 🙂 Cos my parents are having curry with some friends this evening, but me and my brothers aren't allowed in [booo!] my Dad said we could have ice-cream. Yayness!
 
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