stinkyweasel
Townie
So I'm finally getting around to watching the entire Angel series. Just season 5 left to go. I love this series,except for one person-Connor. In season 3 he was annoying.In season 4 he's just a complete pain in the ass. More than once his actions have cost the A.I. team. He cries and pouts more than a 14 year old girl. When Angel beat the crap out of him and threw him out of the hotel window in Ep 20 or 21 (I can't remember which) I actually jumped out of my chair and yelled "Yeah whup his ass!"
So my question is,if you where a member of the A.I. team (I don't mean anyone specific,just picture yourself as working for Angel) what would you say to Connor? I'll go first. (In my best Gunnery Sgt. R.Lee Ermy impression)
"Just what in the Hell is your malfunction? When you
first got here I could understand-you knew nothing
of this world and the person who you thought was
your father turned out to be a vengefull psycho. At
first you were just annoying,now your just a pain in
my ass. This teenage angst crap is getting real old
real quick. "I hate my father,no one understands me,
how come the woman I love dosen't love me back?
I hate my life!" Well guess what boy? Life is hard,
life can down right suck sometimes. Things never go
as planned and you won't always get what you want.
The sooner you learn that,the better off you'll be.
Now it's time to grow a pair and cowboy up. Learn how
to be a part of this team or go back to your Hell
demension and hunt dinosars or whatever you did
when you lived there. And you may not like your
father,but you sure as Hell are gonna start
respecting him. If not,I'm gonna take you out to
the courtyard and give you a good ol' fashioned
Southern ass-whuppin."
Im actually glad S4 ended the way it did,with W&H making that alternate universe for Connor. I'm glad he's at peace now,but man,he sure was annoying!
So my question is,if you where a member of the A.I. team (I don't mean anyone specific,just picture yourself as working for Angel) what would you say to Connor? I'll go first. (In my best Gunnery Sgt. R.Lee Ermy impression)
"Just what in the Hell is your malfunction? When you
first got here I could understand-you knew nothing
of this world and the person who you thought was
your father turned out to be a vengefull psycho. At
first you were just annoying,now your just a pain in
my ass. This teenage angst crap is getting real old
real quick. "I hate my father,no one understands me,
how come the woman I love dosen't love me back?
I hate my life!" Well guess what boy? Life is hard,
life can down right suck sometimes. Things never go
as planned and you won't always get what you want.
The sooner you learn that,the better off you'll be.
Now it's time to grow a pair and cowboy up. Learn how
to be a part of this team or go back to your Hell
demension and hunt dinosars or whatever you did
when you lived there. And you may not like your
father,but you sure as Hell are gonna start
respecting him. If not,I'm gonna take you out to
the courtyard and give you a good ol' fashioned
Southern ass-whuppin."
Im actually glad S4 ended the way it did,with W&H making that alternate universe for Connor. I'm glad he's at peace now,but man,he sure was annoying!
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pieceofgosa
Dude, nice rant :)
Wishing Oceans
Hey! 14 year old girls don't cry and pout... That much... ;)