Not sure if you guys will want to know this, but this is the scariest thing that's ever happened to me...
I went to a club with some friends. This was about four years ago. I'm there, I'm mingling, I meet this girl. Very attractive, beautiful red hair and blue eyes, had this way I can't describe. We get to talking. We enjoy one another's company. Time passes. I forget about my friends, I'm so wrapped up in this girl. She came here alone, by the way. She asks me if I want to go back to her place with her. I'm all for it.
I tell my friends the basics, and they love it. We were a sausage party, and the fact that one of us was going to score made it a good evening for all of us. We're stupid like that. I get in the car with her, we continue to talk, and we drive into a town I'm vaguely familiar with (this is important later).
We park on the street, and walk a little bit to her house. It's late, at this point, she tells me to be absolutely quiet. Not a peep was made on my end. I am not thinking rationally at this point, I want to point out. I'm only concerned with one thing. I was a 19-year old man. So, we sneak into her house, through a window. She tells me not to make any noise, so as not to wake her parents. I say fine. We get into the room. I noticed, despite barely any light, the room didn't seem to fit her... more like a younger girl's room. A pre-teen, maybe. I shrugged it off.
Her and I were flirting and sending signals and going wild. I was so excited. We were on her bed, and we hooked up a little. She then took out a pair of handcuffs from her purse. She said she wanted to play a game. I get to handcuff her to the post, and for thirty minutes, I can do what I want to her. Then, she handcuffs me, vice versa. I am ALL for it. I am so unbelievably excited. I honestly recall thinking this could be the greatest night in my life.
I handcuff her, and I go down on her. She seemed to really enjoy it. Afterwords, it's her turn. I'm thinking she'll go absolutely nuts. She handcuffs me, and I'm ready to explode at this point.
She turns her back to me, sits on me, craps on my chest, then casually walks over to my pants and takes all the money out of my wallet. I am in shock. Speechless. She quickly puts her clothes on, waves a kiss goodbye, and leaves.
I lay there alone, for hours I think, naked and handcuffed to a stranger's bed, with a turd on my chest.
Then, the door opened. A woman entered saw me, screamed, then ran away. I think I went into shock again. Then a very large, angry man burst in, waving a baseball bat. He was screaming, I couldn't understand a word, and I think I was mumbling, trying to explain who I was and what the hell I was doing there. I must've said the words "your daughter," because he seemed to get particularly upset by that. After much more screaming and another explanation, it was established his daughter was NOT the girl from the club (later, I glanced at a picture while leaving the house, and confirmed it). His daughter was 13 years old, and sleeping over a friend's house. The woman, this man's wife and mother of the girl whose room I was found in, was kind enough to remove the turd from my chest with paper towel. The man himself used a hacksaw, letting me go. I quickly collected my clothes and was allowed to leave, amongst threats of police action and physical violence.
Still in shock, I started walking. I didn't know the town very well, but one of my co-workers worked there. I knew there was a gas station nearby. I went there, made a call, and explained the situation to my closest friend. He laughed for a good ten minutes, then came and picked me up.
The best part? I got back home in time, to get changed, but NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SHOWER, so I could start a morning shift at my then-job. Blockbuster friggin' video.
That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.
-DD
