What's the stupidest thing you've ever done drunk?

Me, I unfortunately am not in the habit of getting drunk. As such, the dumbest thing I've done under the influence is probably laughing unduly hard at a stupid joke, alas.

However... I think YC should post here. 😉
 
Got a few.
. Cycled home from a party, fell of, woke up in a ditch, with a bike on top of me, and 5 neighbors standing around me. Fun times.
. Told my sister to go eat shit. Classy.
. Hopped a fence, to say howdy to a donkey, i don't know why. Scary farmer dude appeared with a rifle, My reply " relax man, i just wanted to talk to the donkey".
 
passed out in the middle of a field, on halloweed, in new pale. which, if you know new palestine you would be whistling that there deliverance tune. i am lucky to be in tact.. not to mention, hello? cold much?
 
^^ OMG, are you suddenly a Valley Girl?

I thought the N'Awlins story was coming. That should take the cake, I'd think.
 
I once woke up in an ally about 20 seconds from my flat as I lay on a mattress someone threw out. I was woken up by some paramedics who were checking I was ok.... not my proudest moment.
 
Accused my girlfriend of sleeping with another man. She hadn't....... took me weeks and weeks to get back into her good books. Mixing Russian (i.e. crappy) vodka and dodgy Azerbaijani beer is not a good thing.
 
Alright... Aussie, Bluebie, Nix... see, I'm carrying through my end of the bargain. 😉

*glowers at Seraphim*

The most prominent memory in my mind is the first time I got *really* drunk. We were watching Star Wars Episode II: The Attack of the Clones. I don't remember what I had to drink, although my husband did make a most VILE concoction involving Jack Daniels and some kind of Mexican soda that I did end up drinking. It all went downhill from there.

My vision started to get a little blurry and I decided the scene on Naboo with the cows was very bright. I also decided I needed to start talking (yes, I"m a talkative drunk). As Anakin was tackling a cow, I immediately began dissing his sexual prowess. I then decided that I had had enough of watching this (about the time Jango was flying through the asteroid field with Obi-Wan chasing him, for those who care) and decided I wanted to go to bed. I also decided I needed to go to the bathroom.

Well, I bumped into the shower and did a doubletake and said "Why, hello there, old friend! I've missed you!" I apologized to bumping into it and for not noticing it.

Then Seraphim successfully got me into bed and left me there for a few moments. I noticed this big white pillow on the end of the bed and went over to it and started talking to it, calling it Obi-Wan. I started telling "Obi-Wan" what he should do to defeat Jango and how he should go about it and took it upon myself to warn him that Anakin was going to turn evil, though warned him that that was a spoiler. I then heard Seraphim coming back so I told him he had to go because Wesley (yes, Wesley from Angel) was coming.

I immediately asked Seraphim in an accusatory manner whether he was Wesley and he finally convinced me that he was, and I was satisfied. I thereupon immediately informed him of the rest of the plot of Attack of the Clones since we weren't finishing it and made sure to point out all the parts that were spoilers. He joined me in bed, where I continued to talk for quite some time.

Some highlights of my ramblings include:

-Declaring that blue hair makes you a god
-Creating a plan for Ambassador Kosh in Babylon 5 to escape assassination by going on vacation
-Declaring that Seraphim was a Democrat because he wanted me to say the alphabet backwards
-Confusing Russell T. Davies and Stephen Moffat to my everlasting dismay, discussing the Doctor and declaring I liked Moffat better than "the other dude" when what I had actually meant was that I liked Davies better 😛

Now, the Doctor Who occurred when I was explaining to Seraphim about what I had drunk, which included rum, and said that Captain Jack would like it. I clarified I meant the Sparrow kind, not the time traveling kind who didn't die. I then explained why he didn't die by recounting Rose's looking into the TARDIS, declared Jack might be the Face of Boe, and said you didn't know if he was or not, but it was implied he might be.

Those are the most memorable parts of that drunken escapade.

More recently, I decided Seraphim was very upset at me and didn't want me to sleep with him, so I stumbled to the couch. I woke up at about 5 the next morning, on the couch and wondering why I was there, and why my knees hurt (I'd obviously stumbled into things on my way to the couch) and went back to bed. I woke up every half hour for about 3 hours afterward and drank a ton of water. 😛

There. That should satisfy y'all for now. 😉
 
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Friendly Lurker
Haha. :P You're certainly not boring when drunk.
Well, I bumped into the shower and did a doubletake and said "Why, hello there, old friend! I've missed you!"
so you stank too?

took it upon myself to warn him that Anakin was going to turn evil, though warned him that that was a spoiler

okay.. that really made me laugh out loud.

I told him he had to go because Wesley (yes, Wesley from Angel) was coming.
Funny, I would think PETER PARKER!! but wes is sorta kinda close.. But Tobey is closer.

Those are classics.. and you are the second best geeky nerd on the board. You really jumped up your game with that one.

And a side note:

-Declaring that Seraphim was a ****** (this is a pg-13 board, we do not use that bad word here) because he wanted me to say the alphabet backwards
DID YOU??
 
so you stank too?

No, I just bumped into it trying to get to the toilet! 😛

Funny, I would think PETER PARKER!! but wes is sorta kinda close.. But Tobey is closer.

I also declared I loved Wesley, but then I felt bad for Angel, and said I loved Angel, too, and wondered if I could love them both at the same time... 😉

Those are classics.. and you are the second best geeky nerd on the board. You really jumped up your game with that one.

I do my best. :biggrin:


DID YOU??

No. I listened to the recording again (yes, Seraphim made recordings of my drunken ramblings) and I missed a few letters. 😛 I am practising, though, so I can say it backward even while drunk. 😉
 
I also declared I loved Wesley, but then I felt bad for Angel, and said I loved Angel, too, and wondered if I could love them both at the same time... 😉
:jawdrop:

So, even drunk you still lack taste in knowing that Riley is where it's at. You really disgust me. You need harder liquor. I can tell you what tequila to drink to swear allegiance to Riley.
 
Y
yellowcrayon
No, no, I really don't need that tequila... I'm perfectly fine as it is. ;)
When Im drunk I kinda have these delusions lol Like at a friends birthday party, I was freaking out because everyone's head appeared to be sticking to the walls (dont ask). I also have heaps of fights with my boyfriend when drunk but then we get very affectionate with one another and have big apologie sessions lol
 
Dirty dancing-to-Korn. I think i go deaf and slightly like a red light girl when I'm drunk.
 
C
CotA
irc karma. just cuz.
Kissing a woman who didn't want to be kissed, and justly got mail from the police a week afterwards. Only thing I can give to my credit about the matter is how I handled it afterwards - I volunteered to pay the woman a handsome bit of money as recompense (more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay according to German law, leading to the charge against me being dropped by the D.A.'s office without judicial sanctions), and that evening was the last time I drank alcohol when other people are present. The few times I do get drunk nowadays, I'll always do it in the safety of being home alone.
 
F
Faiths Angel
Color me crazy, but shouldn't it be the other way around? Don't drink alone!
Most stupid thing I did while being drunk?! omg that would be staying drunk for something over 4 months?! Honestly,... went through some bad stuff at the time. But now I'm a happy almost anti-alcaholic. Almost in, I do drink evry now an then, but not much just a glass. Lets just say that I've learned to controll myselfe and that alcohol is NOT an solution.
 
Faiths Angel disagrees: Color me crazy, but shouldn't it be the other way around? Don't drink alone!
I gotta disagree with your disagreement karma. For me, drinking while not alone proved to be an ethically bad idea, so the only alternative would be never, ever again in my life drinking alcohol, and I'm definitely neither ready nor willing to make that kind of a decisive commitment, most especially regarding New Year's Eves. The commitment I did make was to never again drink in the presence of others, and I've not broken that one in five and a half years.

I do have to agree that your comment would be right for people with an alcohol problem. I, however, do not have an alcohol problem (I cite as proof that in said 5 1/2 years, the number of times I drank was around 15-20 all in all), but a socio-psychological problem whose effects get exacerbated under the influence of alcohol. Quite an important difference.
 
I dunno about stupid, but I got drunk on Malibu Mango Rum last night. Firstly, it is the most disgustingly sweet and gross alcohol I've ever had. (Well, the Jack Daniels concoction I was made for the previous story was just flat out disgusting) Seraphim refused to drink it, because he got it for me, 'cause I said I wanted to try it. 😛

So I think I had at least 10 shots worth of that stuff last night. I have also discovered that when I get drunk off of that, I get hysterical (with laughter).

We were watching Saturday Night Live (with Neil Patrick Harris!) and while I remember nothing really from Taylor Swift's songs, or the commercials, I do remember thinking that every tiny thing NPH said or did was hilarious and I was laughing hysterically. Everything Seraphim tried saying to me was incredibly amusing as well.

Moral of the story: Do not drink really sweet rum in large amounts. Even if you want to get rid of it, drink only a little at a time so you don't get drunk off of it, laugh your head off, and wake up with a headache after having weird dreams involving Marshall ditching Lily for some blonde ex-girlfriend of Ted's, Ted and Robin hooking up because you finally get them to admit they still like each other, and watching happily as Barney hooks up with Lily...
 
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