Who should be Faith's little love monkey?

Who shall win the battle of love?

  • Last Watcher

  • thetopher

  • Neither...they'll kill each other

  • Neither...Faith will kill THEM

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Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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Both @Last Watcher and @thetopher have a thing for Faith. Thankfully, I haven't seen the thing. Either way, only one of these fine blokes will succeed in winning her hand; amongst other delights. 😛

They will battle to the death. This is a free-for-all fight. No rules. Hitting below the belt is definitely ENCOURAGED! Gruesome weapons, evil spells, and the sacrifice of newborns will also be looked upon favourably. However, any display of fair sportsmanship will automatically result in your decapitation...with a rusty butter knife.

Now, boys...show us just how much you love Faithie. Such manly men should have no problem proving their devotion! And you know how she gets turned on after a good fight!! 😀

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Both are very deserving. I voted for my man thetopher but I think both would prefer that our dark slayer end up with a certain blonde chick with superpowers. 😉
 
I love Faith, but not for me. lol
I will instead posit arguments for her and her love...well, I don't wanna say monkey, like maybe a puppy? Faith should get her own love-puppy.

In Celebration Of Fuffy

and:

Why Fuffy?

But if that's not on the cards then the above posts should show my devotion.
*pulls out katanna*

There can be only one...Faith fanatic...apparently. So, to the death! Or until one of us gets a little winded and has to take a break.

I think Faith would enjoy two people fighting over her, got to be better than 'Sanctuary', right?
 
I voted for Faith kills you both. If the competition is out of the way and I had nothing to do with it I think that's a win-win😀

Though if I had to root for someone, whichever one of you is less British gets the vote.
 
What is this, did thetopher offer some form of being nice to Last Watcher
and Last Watcher, only one claymore? Where's the fun in that?
How could poor Faith be offered such lame offerings, I hope they have the guts to fight for such a cutie as Faith.

Personally I think thetopher is completely wrong as I believe Faith will not like men fighting over her
as she'd be get a sore neck having to look up.
I think she'd prefer a comfy seat to watch them duking it out in a boxing/ wrestling ring.
 
Fool for Buffy said:
Though if I had to root for someone, whichever one of you is less British gets the vote.
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Aha! I'm half-Irish, half-English.
I will call on all the Celtic skills of my forefathers...and riverdance all on @Last Watcher's face. On his face!

Also Celts are immune to damage from claymores. *ching* *ching* (that's the sound of his claymore bouncing off my baby-smooth pale Irish skin.)

Now I shove my spear of Cú Chulainn in his ear and hit @Last Watcher with force lightning.
 
If either of them survive the grueling battle I am sure Faith would have her way with both and set them to good work😛
 
Last Watcher said:
....and who said anything about my Claymore being a sword? 😉
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I hope you're talking about some sort of mine.
Ha, I almost wrote 'mime', a 'claymore mime' might actually scare me, for they are a rare and terrifying breed!

Nix said:
Me 😱😛😉
I so should be 😀
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@Nix 's battle-reflexes are probably amazing due to all that caffeine! 😛
 
You two men are both deserving but I think Faith would take a pass. lol. There can only be one! And that's Faith. She'll choose who she wants. (and that's Buffy 😛)
 
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