Would Klingon warriors beat Buffy?

[Bangelxx]

At lunch, my dad said that the Klingon warriors from star trek would easily beat Buffy in a hand to hand combat. me, being very loyal to Buffy said "NO WAY!" I've never seen Star Trek so I don't know what the Klingons are capable of but what I want to know is- do you think its true? would klingon warriors beat Buffy?

 

[Tueuse de Vampires]

Well I've watched Star Trek ever since I was 6 and I would say NO WAY. Sure,they are great warriors, but they can be defeated. And they are at least not super big, so nothing a slayer couldn't handle.

 

[Relic]

Kirk could beat up klingon's, And I bet Ripper could school Kirk, federation kung fu or not.

Buffy would smack those Klingons stupid, it's not even a contest. Big deal.. their a warrior race. I'll bet those deamon warrior women Buffy and co faced in the Zeppo episode are alot like them, kind of looked like them too (klingons)

Klingons don't have to contend with hell though, so the order of whatever it was called in the Zeppo episode Buffy whooped would in my estimates be alot tougher.

Thats my inner fanboy ragging's rant anyway.

Pffttt. klingons.
Whateva!

If i wanted to give Buffy a good fight...Darth Vader or for cool flips and whatnot...Darth Maul. ...and still my moneys on Buff.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I used to have a problem with klingons, but after switching to Dawn brand fabric softener there was no more static cling. Considering how well Dawn did to remove klingons for me, and Buffy lives with Dawn, I doubt she would have any problem with klingons.

 

[T.I.P]

Xander and Anya would beat the Klingons.

 

[Kemy]

I've been a Trekkie for nearly 20 years now and to be honest, from watching every single minute of the franchise, my grandmother could beat up the Klingons.

I mean they stumble around, stumping their feet, yelling, belching, screaming, swinging some ancient blade around making their presence known so that anyone with a Phaser could take them all out from a mile away from a nice elevated position.

In an episode of DS9 several of their best warriors are beaten down by a heavily pregnant woman whose been badly treated for days. A 8-9 month pregnant woman, short, thin, tired. Kicks the crap out of half a dozen Klingons, simultaneously.

Buffy would be overkill, her and her Scythe could take them all out, nevermind a handful of them.

Buffy the Klingon Slayer, good gig for her once all the Vampires are gone.

 

[Bangelxx]

^^ LOL you guys,I am soooo showing this to my dad!!! bahaha

 

[Buffanator]

All of Buffyverse could slay the Klingons!

...even Andrew! :lmao:

 

[Crazy Flakes]

Pssh, a Slayer could take on any Star Trek character.

Remember this?

 

[Buffanator]

Old Master III agrees: Ok, Andrew? That's pushing it just a little bit. 😛😛

HEY NOW! Andrew SURVIVED the final battle, killing at least ONE UBER-VAMP! - give our little swimmer's-ear-chef some credit, wood'ja?? :lmao:

 

[Old Master 3.0]

Pssh, a Slayer could take on any Star Trek character.

Perhaps. But she'd have a hell of a time against Species 8472, or even The Borg. :: tu ::

*forcibly shoves his inner Star Trek geek back into it's bottle before anyone notices.....*

 

[Relic]

I still think she'd school them all with ease...except for the tribbles...satans throw pillows; they breed like bunnies at Woodstock .

Hey, she did drown once...unless she can tread tribble attration could catch up with her, smothering little balls of hair.

(unless she figures out their weakness, which with Giles is likely))

 

[Bangelxx]

Ok, new question. I told my dad what you guys said and he wants to add what if it was YODA

 

[T.I.P]

Well Willow could beat Yoda anyway. Id say so could Buffy. NO One can beat Buffy ever. Shes the best fighter in the history of the universe

 

[Relic]

Yoda would not fight Buffy and vice versa. if they did the hellmouth would open and all would be lost.

Plus are we talking geriatric pudding eating Yoda or dath sideous whooping, wookie friend Yoda?

Worse case scenerio, Combat prowess.... I'd still go with Buffy, even against a young Yoda. The force what not be an advantage becauase light side jedi's employed it in defensive manner only, what could Yoda do, its against his character to drop stuff on her, he doesnt do the force choke or lightning. Yodas too nice.

Yoda would be easier than Vader for the Buff, in this warsies opinion. (And I'm a darth, people....don't question the darth! just kiddin 🙂 ) Oh how this is fun, my inner child man geek is having a ball.

 

[InsaneMystic]

Slayer vs. Klingon. Let's see.

Slayer : super-strong. - Klingon : strong, but not super.
Slayer : quick & nimble. - Klingon : not.
Slayer : smart. - Klingon : erm, well, Klingon. 😀
Slayer : The Scythe. - Klingon : The Bat'leth of Kahless (oh wait, they beamed it into empty space. so sorry.)

The only real bonus the Klingon has is having this weird "biological backup", so he comes back from the dead once or twice. Oh wait - Buffy even does that trick, too. 😉

So if a ridgy forehead squad meets the Buffster, they likely get their asses kicked all the way to Sto'Vo'Kor.

 

[Old Master 3.0]

YODA: "Beat the Klingons, you have. But contend with me now, you must."


BUFFY: "Sooooo....you're gonna take me down, Huh? *scoffs* Yeah. Ok. Why don't you just
mosey on back to Sesame Street, Kermit."


YODA: "Sassy mouth, you have. Close it for you, I shall."


BUFFY: "And the funny just keeps on coming."


**starts moving forward**


BUFFY: "How's about I put that cane right up your......"


**Yoda waves his hand in her direction....**


YODA: "You don't want to hurt me".


**Buffy stops, looking a little confused**


BUFFY: "I don't want to hurt you".


**waves hand again**


YODA: "To sit down and have some raw cookie dough, you want. And a frosty brew".


**perks up and smiles widely**


BUFFY: "Yes, cookie dough. And beer...mmmmmm!"


**waves again**


YODA: "Yes. You like beer. Foamy, it is."


BUFFY: "FOAMY!"


**waves**


YODA: "But first, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, you will........"


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Uh-Huh. I think we all know it'll be no contest against the Jedi Master. 😛 😛 😛

 

[Relic]

The force can easily cloud the mind of the weak willed, your everyday type alien/ storm trooper, etc. buffy is anything but ordinary. I imagine its sorta like draculas mojo and Buff has developed an immunity to that, so

"Unfortunate this is, deep crap I am in!".

^^^^I like that bit about the cane though...I think Yoda might need to visit the proctologist when the dust settled! I think Buffy might suprise you in this fight of the century! : popcorn:

 

[white avenger]

In defense of the Klingons and hard core Trekkers everywhere, if you asked this question on a Star Trek forum, your answer would be quite different. Personally, I would really love to see a square off between Buffy and Worf, but Buffy needs to keep in mind that violence and foreplay are indistinguishable to a Klingon warrior. Of course, she would be used to that after being around Spike.

(Has it ever occurred to anyone that both Klingons and vampires have wrinkly brows and pointy teeth? Maybe they're related somehow.)

 

[Skanky Vamp]

(Has it ever occurred to anyone that both Klingons and vampires have wrinkly brows and pointy teeth? Maybe they're related somehow.)

NO! That is just soo wrong.. the vintage Klingon (the REAL) Klingon looked nothing like that.

real klingon