Would you choose to be an elf or faerie?

[Taake]

I always hoped Tinkerbit**bell would fly into a lamp and burn up like a moth or something, so I'm going to go with elf. I basically already have the ears so...

 

[WillowFromBuffy]

You do realise that you could've used far less words by just telling me the freaking definition in the first place...? 😛 😛 😛

You are no fun 😛 In Norwegian folklore, elves, dwarves and trolls are all sub-terrestrials. The hulder - hot naked chicks with cow tails - run around in the forest looking for people to marry them. If you marry them, you turn into an elf or a troll and your soul can never go to Heaven. Then you are berg-taken - taken by the mountain - and you will spend eternity mining for gold and partaking in crazy orgies.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You are no fun 😛 In Norwegian folklore, elves, dwarves and trolls are all sub-terrestrials. The hulder - hot naked chicks with cow tails - run around in the forest looking for people to marry them. If you marry them, you turn into an elf or a troll and your soul can never go to Heaven. Then you are berg-taken - taken by the mountain - and you will spend eternity mining for gold and partaking in crazy orgies.

This actually sounds like a lot of fun!

 

[Athena]

Liv Tyler or Julia Roberts?

Liv Tyler 😉