Favorite BTVS or Angel quotes

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My tattoo says my fav quote!
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
Awesome!!!
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redheadboi19
Love that tat
Taake
Taake
Love it!
Some other favorites of mine:

Wesley: Remember the 3 key words for any slayer: preparation, preparation, preparation.
Buffy: That's just one word 3 times.

"Every night I save you." - Spike

"I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about." - Buffy

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I just love the classic..
Buffy : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike : Out. For. A. Walk. . . Bitch.

LOVE that scene 😀 Plus, the classic "And I never really liked you anyway...and, you have stupid hair." 😀
 
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zobothehobo
LOVE those!!!! And the rest of that rant Spike gives is great too!
Dawn: "I want to go on patrol with you."
Buffy: "And then we can invite strangers home and ask them to feed you candy."
Dawn: "Come on. You guys went paroling every night when you were my age."
Buffy: "But technically you are one and a half.....Ok I though a little levity would work. But also no."


Buffy: "You didn't steal anything from there did you?"
Dawn: "A pocket full of goldfish. It didn't really work out."
 
Xander: That's my radio!
Spike: And what.... you're surprised? I'm evil.

I love in S4 when Spike tries to convince himself he can still be evil.
 
Xander: That's my radio!
Spike: And what.... you're surprised? I'm evil.

I love in S4 when Spike tries to convince himself he can still be evil.

Lol, me too 😀 And I love the scenes with him and Xander.

Spike: (mocking Anya) Xander, don't you care about me?
Xander: Shut up.
Spike: We never talk.
Xander: Shut...up.
Spike: Xaaaander...
Xander Shut up!
 
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xfivebyfive
lmao Hush!! I love that scene :D
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zobothehobo
LOVE that one!
Kana
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"Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're never ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does.

So what are we? Helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

You'll see what I mean."
- Whistler, S2

"You're not friends! You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood... Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
Spike, S3

" 'Strong' is fighting! It's hard and it's painful and it's everyday. It's what we have to do."
Buffy, S3

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws and howl.
It speaks to us, guides us.
Passion rules us all and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace...but we would be hollow. Empty rooms shuttered and dark.
Without passion, we'd truly be dead."
Angel, S2

"In the end, we all are who we are. No matter how much we appear to have changed."
Giles

"I look around this world you're so eager to be a part of...and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's *not* crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up...shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want them anymore. *I'm* crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of blind 'cause at least *I* admit the world makes me nuts."
Glory, S5

"I hope she's strong enough to make it. Peace is not an easy thing to find."
Wesley, Angel S1

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What I think is interesting about it is how things progressed with Spike and Buffy as the show went on. He was right about her and Angel; they were never friends, not really. But she and Spike were lovers, then friends, then (presumably), both. As a Spuffy fan, I have to love that. I think it's interesting how early on in the show we signs that Spike is able to get her in ways other people can't. He has insight into her somehow.

i actually don't think it's because he knew buffy well, or had some deep inside into her that no one else had. i think it's more because of his age and his own experiences with love. i mean, when he said that he was still heart broken over dru. he knows that when you've loved someone so deeply and so unconditionally, you can't go back to being friends. buffy and angel knew that too, they just pretended to be friends. also: I think spike was the one to point it out cos he really didn't care whether he was hurting buffy or angel with it lol
 
Spike: "Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles? "
I just love it!! hahaha

Spike: "Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch"
 
My brain is working in overload, there so many quotes!
Just picked some random great ones:

Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Xander: Anya, look around. There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair.

Buffy: Are you crazy? You just don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk, you stomp, or... yodel.
 
Some of my favorite ones have already been mentioned (like the one in my sig and Whistlers).

Some others

Anya:
But I don't understand!
I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's...there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.


Buffy:
So here's the part where you make a choice: What if you could have that power...now? In every generation, one slayer is born because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power...should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a slayer will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the power will have the power. Can stand up, will stand up. Slayers...every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?

Buffy:
You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run, can't hide, can't pretend it's not the end, 'cause it is. Something's always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First. I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?

More will probably come...lol!
 
Favorite Buffy quotes:

"Hello Cutie."

"What can I say baby; I've always been bad."

"Out.for.a.walk...bitch!"

"That's right, I'm back; and I'm a bloody animal!"

"I can lay my body down but I can't find my sweet release..."

And just because I think it's some of David's best acting.

"I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care."

P.S. Everything that Xander has ever said...EVER!...except when he's mean to Spike.

Favorite Angel Quote:

"I'll take away your bucket."

Of course there's more; but those ones stick out in my head...when I hear Wesley tell Justine that; it always makes me chuckle.
 
From Buffy:
Buffy: "Five words or less"
Spike: "Out.For.A.Walk... Bitch!"

From Ats:
Illyria: "I'd like to keep Spike as my pet". (who wouldn't??)
 
I really love these

Joyce: Oh, my sweet brave Buffy. What would I do without you?

Oz: Anya, huh? Interesting choice.

Faith: Maybe it's one of those unhappy childhood things. See, when
I was a kid I used to beg my mom for a dog. Didn't matter what kind.
I just wanted, you know, something to love. A dog's
all I wanted. Well, that and toys. But mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the
drinking and passing out parts of life, that I never really got what
I wanted, until now.


Buffy: Oh, yeah, campaigning. Rough gig.
Cordelia: What would you know about it? Just because you were Guacamole
Queen when you were three doesn't mean you understand how this works.
 
Funniest dialogue of the entire series IMO (from Into the Woods):

ANYA: Oh. Who ordered more chickens' feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.
XANDER: That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.
ANYA: I'm serious. Maybe we could do a ... holiday promotion. One free with every purchase!
GILES: Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire, enjoying their new Christmas ... chicken feet.
WILLOW: Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.
ANYA: That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. (talks to the chicken foot) 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.'
 
from Wild at Heart.
the whole scene in oz's bed. perfect last display of the couple we all loved before oz left sunnydale.

Willow: "It's in the sandblaster."
Oz: "What's in the sandblaster, Will? It's a dream, come back to me."
Willow: "All geminis to the raspberry hats."
Oz: "Now you're faking."
Willow: "Am not. Just a little."
Oz: "Bad dream?"
Willow: "I guess. But the waking up part makes up for it."
Oz (touching Willow's head): "It's always so busy in there."
Willow: "Not always. A few things shut my brain up completely."
Oz: "Anything I can help you with?"
Willow: "Ugh. I gotta get to class right now. But tonight for sure."
Oz: "I don't know about tonight, unless the extreme Jerry Garcia look turns you on."
Willow: "Huh?"
Oz: "Night before the full moon."
Willow: "Oh that's right. And I have a thing. There's this Wicca group on campus I wanted to check out. They have orientation on the three nights you're wolfy. And it's probably totally silly, but..."
Oz: "No, go. Show 'em how it's done."
Willow: "Are you sure? You can lock yourself up? It's only this one month. After orientation, they meet on different nights."
Oz: "I'll be fine."
Willow: "Ok. As long as you don't mind."
Oz: "The only thing I mind is being away from you for 3 nights."

awwwwwwwwwwwwww. i miss them.

and then, of course, the famous last lines:

Willow: Oz, don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life...I've never loved anything else.

I could actually cry everytime I see this.

also: little unrelated side note...aly is up for a people's choice award and seth re-tweeted the prompt to vote for her with 'yay aly!!' (so did eliza dushku).
made me happy 🙂
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
Aw dangit, you went & made me cry!
^
Another one from that same scene I like:

Oz: The wolf is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... Or anybody.

Willow : Well, that could be a problem 'cause people... Kind of a planetary epidemic.

I wish I was able to say smart things like that in real life conversations! lol!
 
VisionGirl
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I know this post is a bit long, butI just did a rewatch, so...


Dawn: So what do we do?
Buffy: Well. We burn the house down and collect the insurance. Also, Fire...Pretty....

Buffy: I don't want to hurt you...*Willow tosses her across the room and Buffy gets up and throws Willow away.* I didn't say I wouldn't.


"I know you want to get out of here, but I think this is where you fit in."
"Huh..mnu..."

"Get off Superbitch!"
*Willow throws Buffy into glass cabinet*

"You've never even had the tiniest little bit of sex have you?"
"The annoying virgin has a point."

‎"She killed him. And now she's coming here for you."
"Oh my god...Warren..."
"Oh my god...Me..."

"There is just so much to work though, Trust has to be built again on both sides, you have to learn, if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each others lives. It's a long and important process. Can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?"
*Tara and Willow kiss*

"Dawn, the most important job I have...is looking after you."

"The key is the link, the link must be severed. Such is the will of god."

"where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Vone, two, three "” three victims. Mwah, ha, ha, ha!"

Cordelia: "This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom."
Xander: "I have a plan."
Cordelia: "Oh, no, here's a lower place."

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." Spike 😀

Dracula: Very impressive hunt. Such power.
Buffy: That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?
Dracula: We're not going to fight.
Buffy: Do you know what a Slayer is?
Dracula: Do you?
Buffy: Who are you?
Dracula: I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.
Buffy: Get out!

Faith: You can't trust guys.
Buffy: You can trust some guys. Really, I've read about them.

Spike: Where have you been pet?
Drusilla: I went for a walk. I met an old man. I didn't like him, he got stuck in my teeth.

Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Bartender: ID.
Anya glares at him
Bartender: ID.
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: Gimme a Coke.

Wesley: The Council's orders are to concentrate on the"¦
Buffy: Orders. I don't think I'm going to be taking any more orders. Not from you, not from them.
Wesley: You can't turn your back on the Council.
Buffy: They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing.
^ this one is amazing from Buffy <3

Jenny: You're here again? You kids really dig the library don't you?
Buffy: We're literary.
Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.

Willow: Buffy, I gotta tell you - I get it now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world with the power to stop me now.
(Suddenly she's hit by a blast of energy and knocked to the ground.)
Giles: I'd like to test that theory.
 
VisionGirl
VisionGirl
Anya always cracks me up- give the poor girl a beer1
anya's 'no one wants to tell me why' speech in 'the body'. its just amazing.

bangel in 'the prom'

Angel: I'm trying to do what's right here. I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart.
Buffy: Heart? You have a heart? It isn't even beating.
Angel: Don't.

and (breaks my heart):

Buffy: But he's right. I think that maybe in the long run, he's right.
Willow: Yeah. I think he is. I mean, I tried to hope for the best, but... I'm sorry. Must be horrible.
Buffy: I think horrible is still coming. Right now, it's worse. Right now, I'm just trying to keep from dying.
Willow: Oh Buffy.
Buffy: I can't breathe Will. I feel like I can't breathe.

sarah was amaaazing in this scene
 
I have far too many but a few gems that instantly comes to mind is:

"I knew this I'm the only one, I'm the only one, was just an attention getter!"

"Party in my eye-socket and everyone's invited!"

"Hi for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person"

"Did you hear that? A bonus day of class, plus Cordelia. Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever."

... notice a theme? Xander king of marvellous lines 😀
 
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