Lines That ALWAYS Make you Laugh Out Loud

Season 7 - Him
Anya - "..... and Dawn, well shes not really good for anything."
Actually probably all of Him makes me laugh out loud!
 
The line that ALWAYS makes me laugh is is Pangs, when the Chumash warrior turns into a bear:

Spike: 'A bear! You made a bear!'
Buffy: 'I didn't mean to.'
Spike: 'Undo it! Undo it!'

And as someone else mentioned Hush, the other thing that makes me laugh every time, is that whole scene where Giles is explaining the Gentlemen to the Scoobies in the auditorium.. especially the bit where Xander thinks they're after breasts, not hearts, and everyone gives Buffy the oddest look when she's staking an invisible monster with an invisible stake- we all know what that looks like!
 
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Lily
ahahah the bear bit always makes me laugh too :)
Oh yeah and the Willow/Anya fight in Him
Anya "His physical presence has a penis!"
Willow "I can work around it!"
 
Speaking of Him...

"Anya: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do- use magic to make him into a girl?
[Willow is like yes!]
Anya: Damn..."

And more Anyaness

"I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal"
 
Anya: Buffy's fighting the demon over there, see, but if they get too close I'm going to have to run!

Buffy: Life is stupid

Willow: The hell with Giles! Giles: I can hear you Willow!

Buffy: You have butt face.

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Kean
OMG!!! Ed is in your banner!!!! I love it! S'up Ed!
ok i just rewatched 7.21 and .22 so...

Xander: Hey, party in my eye socket and everyone's invited. Sometimes I shouldn't say words. (the last part especially makes me giggle)

This whole dialogue has me giggling, it's just everything from the ridiculousness of the shin-kick to the way Xander delivers the line all world weary but slightly amused nonetheless...
Buffy: Ow.
Dawn: Dumbass.
Xander: Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.
Buffy: If you get killed, I'm telling.
 
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babyo0ogirl
The eye socket line cracks me up too.
Buffy: Note to self, religion freaky!

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ok i can't remember the name of the episode of Angel, but in season 2 at the end where he buys Cordelia all the clothes to win her back and she starts dancing going "He bought me clothes!" and he does that big grin and dances a little too and says to Wes "I bought her clothes!"
 
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Lou
PRICELESS! One of the BEST scenes in the whole series!
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Spirit_Of_Fred
i believe that is 'disharmony' :) i love that part!
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Joyce Summers
Oh I love that! Angel acts so adorable, and Wesley was so convinced it would take a long while for Angel to regain Cordy's trust
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TheHeartist
That's one I was gonna post, hilarious scene!
Well, sadly, mine isn't from Buffy or Angel, AND isn't really a line.

Mines from Firefly in "Our Mrs. Reynolds" when Saffron makes Mal dinner and Wash and Zoe comes in and she says, "I didn't think to make enough for
your friends. (to Zoe)
But I've everything laid out if you'd
like to cook for your husband..."

The look on Zoe's face makes me laugh enough I could pee my pants, EVERY TIME! Wash's face too. And, it's not just amusing on the screen, it's also SO me and my hubby that it's not even funny!
 
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StuckinTraffic
I love that scene! I thought Wash was going to choke and Zoe was going to strangle him if he said a WORD!
I love it in "Some Assembly Required" when Angel finds Cordy hiding in the dumpster and Angel says he's looking for Buffy, but she's lied about where she's gone and Cordelia says "Well, she lied. Isn't she a rascal?", Makesme laugh all the time I dont know why.

And in "There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb " Angel and Fred are in the cave and Angel sets off to find Wes and Gunn, and leaves without Fred, she's all sad and hudles up on a rock with sad music playing, then Angel pops back in and says "I don't actually know how to get there." and Fred jumps up and says "Oh, I can show you." and skips off, That always makes me laugh.

Plus most of you guys have also said some of my favourite lines/moments too.
 
From Angel, "Soulless," Angelus is talking to Connor and he says something like, "Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad." "There should be a play."

I LMAO every time.....it's so under the radar.
 
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Joyce Summers
That one always makes me laugh too. It's the way David delivers the line that just....makes it
ok watching Spiral and just had to stop and add this... when Giles is driving the RV and Spike goes "come on gramps, step on it!" and giles goes "step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power."

that JUST made me laugh and i was like "i need to run on to BB and tell them!" lol i need help.

it's literally on pause. i shall continue watching now...
 
I also like Giles in Dead Man's Party

Giles: Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it
pretty? It raises the *dead*!' Americans.
 
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Lily
his tone is perfect, so disparaging, Giles cracks me up!
The whole bit with Anya posing Dawn in Same Time, Same Place is amazing.
"Wouldn't it be tragic if you were here being kind of silly with your comically paralyzed sister while Willow was dying?"

Also, the part in the Yoko Factor in which Buffy says "It I were any more open minded about the choices you two make my head would explode." Actually that whole, amazing scene. Particularly Xander's reaction to Willow calling Tara her girlfriend.
 
For BtVS, there are SO many, but I'll name a few that come to mind that I don't think have been mentioned. Spike in Xander's Hawaiian shirt always gets me. Practically all of Doppelgangland is hilarious, though after seeing it 7 times, the laugh-out-loud moments are becoming less abundant. Willow's exchange with her mother in Gingerbread was just classic. And, of course, Spike's awesome goggles in Spiral. Now, some quotes:

Spike: (in a really bad American accent) Um, I'm just a friend of Xander's...

Willow: Oh, it's so cute! He balances a bunch of stuff, including the fish in the bowl...but, uh, don't try it for real when you're six, 'cause then you're not allowed to have a fish for five years.
^ totally sounds like something I'd try!

For Angel, there are a lot (mostly from Spike, Harmony, and Lorne), but I just watched Life of the Party, so I'm gonna bring up one of my all-time favorite moments...when the whole dance floor is completely empty except for Harmony, who's dancing in the middle. It's especially funny to me, I suppose, because it reminds me of someone I know. Also from Life of the Party, this line from Spike:

Spike: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!
Gunn: Spike, could you turn off the warm fuzzy?
Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Wore off. I just think that's bloody marvelous.

And how could I forget the famous...

Illyria: I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.
 
LittleMissLikesToFight
LittleMissLikesToFight
absolutely to the
woah Crazy Flakes, i just attempted to give you karma and as i was typing my comment it like... saved or dissappeared or something. so if my comment comes up weird... i was just saying yes i totally agree about the "im just a friend of xandeerrrrs heeere" haha so great.
 
In the AtS episode "Destiny," I love the line about the toner. "No one ever replaces the toner!" a random extra yells as he bashes another extra's brains in with a fire extinguisher. Priceless!

Honestly, that episode is one of my favorites. I laugh a lot -- big belly laughs, too. What can I say? I love Angel and Spike fights. That episode is the ultimate Angel/Spike episode, so of course it makes me laugh.
 
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