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Besides, if that was really Angel's position, he wouldn't be able to stake any vampires. And (spoiler alert!), he does stake some vampires!
Mark Watches Buffy (and Angel) #2
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LOL! I hate it when people miss what feminisim is about. If the roles were reversed and Darla tried to stop Angel from becoming a vampire, everybody will praise her.
You don't even need to come up with any such hypothetical scenarios - you can just rewatch "Lie to Me".
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It makes me realize i must have more of a sadistic streak than i realized, 'cause i am looking forward to the rest of s5 (after the next ep) - everything just keeps going downhill and getting more emotionally devastating. I am anticipating a lot of caps usage for the Gift; I remember being clearly dumbstruck at the end, swearing a bit, and thinking it was somehow a trick and there was no way that actually had just happened (waiting for the start of s6 felt like it took forever). Also, the Body is the one ep i'm a complete baby about and absolutely refuse to rewatch. completely off topic, though, I love the kitty pictures loaded in the comments there (i mean, i never thought a kitty and a potato could be adorable together)
Frome Spiral review:
So, at this point on this show, I basically feel like anyone who isn’t Buffy can die.
^And that's, oh, two episodes away from The Gift. Hohoho.
So, at this point on this show, I basically feel like anyone who isn’t Buffy can die.
^And that's, oh, two episodes away from The Gift. Hohoho.
Cheese Slices
A Bidet of Evil
So, The Gift will be on Monday.
From his Through The Looking Glass review:
"My god, I think when all is said and done, the best written character in the Buffyverse will be Cordelia Chase."
...Oh, if only... Damn you, S4. I mean, it was Cordy being possessed and not her, but still. Also S3, if you dislike saint-like Cordy.
"I'm glad Cordelia brings up the fact that she keeps getting in situations where she's impregnated against her will. Could this be the last time this happens, please?"
If only.
From the commments:
As many, many, MANY people are about to tell you: Numfar was played by JOSS WHEDON. Clearly, you did not know that. You know who else didn't? Andy Hallett.
Do you think knowing it would have made it funnier?
No, I knew after a little while, but HE wanted it to be a big surprise, so he even had his make-up done in another make-up trailer. And I remember, cause the make-up artists were having to cater for his needs, so the whole time I was in make-up I kept hearing "We've got to do Numfar over at the brown trailer" and I'm thinking "Who the **** is this Numfar? And why is HE getting special treatment, more than I am?", And then we went to a rehearsal, which was out in the woods, and I was late and they were waiting for me. And usually before rehearsals I go up to the other actors and introduce myself, but I was late this time, so I couldn't. And then I saw Numfar and he did his dance and I thought "Oh my god! Who IS this guy?" I thought he was trash. And...how did I find out? Umm...
He yelled "CUT!"?
Yeah, right. That's very funny... I was standing with David Boreanez [sic], and he was like "Oh my god! Do you know who that is?", and he told me, and Joss was really pissed that David told me.
Heh, I didn't know Andy Hallet wasn't told at first.
From his Through The Looking Glass review:
"My god, I think when all is said and done, the best written character in the Buffyverse will be Cordelia Chase."
...Oh, if only... Damn you, S4. I mean, it was Cordy being possessed and not her, but still. Also S3, if you dislike saint-like Cordy.
"I'm glad Cordelia brings up the fact that she keeps getting in situations where she's impregnated against her will. Could this be the last time this happens, please?"
If only.
From the commments:
As many, many, MANY people are about to tell you: Numfar was played by JOSS WHEDON. Clearly, you did not know that. You know who else didn't? Andy Hallett.
Do you think knowing it would have made it funnier?
No, I knew after a little while, but HE wanted it to be a big surprise, so he even had his make-up done in another make-up trailer. And I remember, cause the make-up artists were having to cater for his needs, so the whole time I was in make-up I kept hearing "We've got to do Numfar over at the brown trailer" and I'm thinking "Who the **** is this Numfar? And why is HE getting special treatment, more than I am?", And then we went to a rehearsal, which was out in the woods, and I was late and they were waiting for me. And usually before rehearsals I go up to the other actors and introduce myself, but I was late this time, so I couldn't. And then I saw Numfar and he did his dance and I thought "Oh my god! Who IS this guy?" I thought he was trash. And...how did I find out? Umm...
He yelled "CUT!"?
Yeah, right. That's very funny... I was standing with David Boreanez [sic], and he was like "Oh my god! Do you know who that is?", and he told me, and Joss was really pissed that David told me.
Heh, I didn't know Andy Hallet wasn't told at first.
Spikefan31
Effulgent
The Gift is up. Quite a good review, I think. I love reading the comments, especially enigmaticagentscully's posts. I couldn't help but LOL when I read:
I'm so excited for the OMWF review, though that's still a while away.
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I'm so excited for the OMWF review, though that's still a while away.
BuffyElevated
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Enigmaticagentscully (a first time viewer) uploaded his Buffy Season 6 predictions 😛 Oh I laugh at how unprepaired these guys are!
4)You know what? I’m gonna make an awful awful prediction here, and say that Xander screws up the wedding somehow and Anya becomes this season’s big bad. This is my pet theory.
5)Willow and Tara will be adorable always though because nothing can stop their love.
6)But Willow will have some big wake-up call when her over-use of magic gets her into serious trouble
9)No major character will die this season because I can’t stand it. Everything will be beautiful rainbows and fluffy kittens.
10)Giles will sing again. He hasn’t sung anything in too long. Or was that just a season four thing? Because if so…that’s kind of odd.
11) Buffy and Spike will have some kind of major relationship change and they’ll start seeing each other (in secret)
Little do they know 😛
4)You know what? I’m gonna make an awful awful prediction here, and say that Xander screws up the wedding somehow and Anya becomes this season’s big bad. This is my pet theory.
5)Willow and Tara will be adorable always though because nothing can stop their love.
6)But Willow will have some big wake-up call when her over-use of magic gets her into serious trouble
9)No major character will die this season because I can’t stand it. Everything will be beautiful rainbows and fluffy kittens.
10)Giles will sing again. He hasn’t sung anything in too long. Or was that just a season four thing? Because if so…that’s kind of odd.
11) Buffy and Spike will have some kind of major relationship change and they’ll start seeing each other (in secret)
Little do they know 😛
For AtS S3 predictions, Kickpuncher had a tongue-in-cheek list that nods to the events in S3 while not spoiling first-time viewers. IT'S HILARIOUS.
-Angel will be sad about Buffy and brood all the time. The spirits of Angel and Buffy, torn apart by fate, will echo across time and space. Eventually, their essence will possess Wesley and Cordelia, who will reenact a twisted echo of Buffy and Angel's time together, in a manner reminiscent of "I Only Have Eyes For You."
-Wesley will begin to use guns more and more often as an expression of his love for Gunn.
-Cordelia will have a vision about how her visions are going to start hurting her more. This will be the new most useless vision ever.
-Gunn will marry Mark. Wesley is his best man.
-Fred will humorously be mistaken for a man on several occasions, most notably at a fancy upper-class dinner party which Wesley and Angel, for various reasons, will have to infiltrate disguised as ballerinas.
-Lorne is decapitated again and seizes the opportunity to sing "Head Over Heels" by Tears for Fears.
-Numfar falls through a portal early in the season and joins the main cast. He is now played by a professional dancer rather than Whedon, as Whedon is busy with Season 6 of Buffy, where he has decided to kill off a main cast member every other week.
-In an attempt to skew to a younger audience, Angel's cast will grow to include Angel's adopted teenaged son, Steven Holtz (the "z" at the end means he's totally radical), who thinks slaying evil is "totes bogus" and just wants to pop some rad skateboard tricks all day! Cowabunga!
-Lorne will sing "Cat's in the Cradle."
-Steven has to go now. His home planet needs him.
-Your favorite character will have their throat slit and bleed out painfully over the course of several episodes because Joss Whedon personally hates you.
-Lilah Morgan will get ahead in her career.
-Lindsey McDonald will seethe with rage (and lust?) towards Angel, but he'll do it offscreen so as not to bother anyone. On his farm. EIEIO.
-Lee Mercer: still dead.
-Gavin Park will be shunned at work for having initials that aren't L.M. Lilah will personally flip his lunch tray in the cafeteria and call him a nerd.
-Angel's original name will be revealed as Liam Murphy. With the initials L.M., he has no choice but to begin working for Wolfram & Hart immediately, starting in the mailroom.
-Darla will pull petals off of a flower. Upon determining that Angel still loves her, she will return to cause trouble.
-Drusilla also pulls petals off of a flower, but only because she likes it when they scream.
-Lilah, Wesley and The Groosalugg will have a three-way affair as torrid as it is forbidden. Pabu knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. Talkin' 'bout real love.
-Numfar is eventually revealed to be the Season 3 Big Bad. He does the dance of YOU FOOLS IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
-Cordelia is impregnated by demons so many times that they all warp time until Cordelia herself is born half-demon.
-**** IT. EVERYBODY GETS PREGNET BY DEMONS.
-Now, then. Do we suspect a connection between Angel and Angelus?
-Angel will be sad about Buffy and brood all the time. The spirits of Angel and Buffy, torn apart by fate, will echo across time and space. Eventually, their essence will possess Wesley and Cordelia, who will reenact a twisted echo of Buffy and Angel's time together, in a manner reminiscent of "I Only Have Eyes For You."
-Wesley will begin to use guns more and more often as an expression of his love for Gunn.
-Cordelia will have a vision about how her visions are going to start hurting her more. This will be the new most useless vision ever.
-Gunn will marry Mark. Wesley is his best man.
-Fred will humorously be mistaken for a man on several occasions, most notably at a fancy upper-class dinner party which Wesley and Angel, for various reasons, will have to infiltrate disguised as ballerinas.
-Lorne is decapitated again and seizes the opportunity to sing "Head Over Heels" by Tears for Fears.
-Numfar falls through a portal early in the season and joins the main cast. He is now played by a professional dancer rather than Whedon, as Whedon is busy with Season 6 of Buffy, where he has decided to kill off a main cast member every other week.
-In an attempt to skew to a younger audience, Angel's cast will grow to include Angel's adopted teenaged son, Steven Holtz (the "z" at the end means he's totally radical), who thinks slaying evil is "totes bogus" and just wants to pop some rad skateboard tricks all day! Cowabunga!
-Lorne will sing "Cat's in the Cradle."
-Steven has to go now. His home planet needs him.
-Your favorite character will have their throat slit and bleed out painfully over the course of several episodes because Joss Whedon personally hates you.
-Lilah Morgan will get ahead in her career.
-Lindsey McDonald will seethe with rage (and lust?) towards Angel, but he'll do it offscreen so as not to bother anyone. On his farm. EIEIO.
-Lee Mercer: still dead.
-Gavin Park will be shunned at work for having initials that aren't L.M. Lilah will personally flip his lunch tray in the cafeteria and call him a nerd.
-Angel's original name will be revealed as Liam Murphy. With the initials L.M., he has no choice but to begin working for Wolfram & Hart immediately, starting in the mailroom.
-Darla will pull petals off of a flower. Upon determining that Angel still loves her, she will return to cause trouble.
-Drusilla also pulls petals off of a flower, but only because she likes it when they scream.
-Lilah, Wesley and The Groosalugg will have a three-way affair as torrid as it is forbidden. Pabu knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. Talkin' 'bout real love.
-Numfar is eventually revealed to be the Season 3 Big Bad. He does the dance of YOU FOOLS IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
-Cordelia is impregnated by demons so many times that they all warp time until Cordelia herself is born half-demon.
-**** IT. EVERYBODY GETS PREGNET BY DEMONS.
-Now, then. Do we suspect a connection between Angel and Angelus?
BangelsBetter
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Moscow Watcher
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He loves Cordelia, so I suspect that he will ship Cangel in season 3.
From his season 3 predictions:
http://markwatches.net/reviews/2012/06/mark-predicts-angel-season-3/#more-1197
I pity him in advance 🙂
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Mark ships Tara/Willow , and I guess Lorne with about anybody. Also Gun with about anybody. He likes Cordy, true, but his prediction is off the mark - pun intended - since it is more or less that everybody and their aunt in S3 who 'pursue' Cordelia and Angel together - but not these two themselves.
Yup, I bet he will be devastated by S3 finale and entire S4 - because Cangel was the most certain way to off Cordy. 🙁 IMHO, that *ship* was what killed her in the end. (And it is the main reason I could never ship Cangel even remotely.)
Yup, I bet he will be devastated by S3 finale and entire S4 - because Cangel was the most certain way to off Cordy. 🙁 IMHO, that *ship* was what killed her in the end. (And it is the main reason I could never ship Cangel even remotely.)
Mark's Predictions for Season Six of Buffy
■Okay, let's just go with the necessary first: the show will have to find a way to bring Buffy back from the dead.
■I also think Buffy herself won't appear in the premiere episode? Maybe?
■God, what if this is just an entire season without Buffy? Okay, it won't be, but it's just a thought. THIS ISN'T A PREDICTION.
■I say that Willow will be the main person responsible for getting Buffy back.
■On that note, Willow will be in charge in Buffy's absence.
■There will be an episode devoted to Xander and Anya's glorious wedding!
■Giles will take a more direct role in the Summers family over the course of season six.
■I don't know that I like it, but Spike and Buffy will at least go on a date once.
■Dawn will start learning magic from Willow. (I mean"¦ what else can she do now that she survived? God, I hope no one else tries to use her as the Key again.)
■Buffy will not go back to college.
■I'm seriously drawing a blank here.
■That's mostly because HOW THE **** CAN THIS SHOW GO ON. BUFFY DIED. WHAT THE ****.
■Okay, one episode about time travel. That'll happen, right?
■Also, I want Cordelia to crossover and appear on Buffy again.
■God, this is horrible.
■Here's my big prediction: we will see the new Slayer who was called upon Buffy's death before the halfway point of season six.
I edited out the f-words, just in case. I totally get Joss' evilness now in looking forward to other's reactions to the horrible things he does to everyone now.😛
■Okay, let's just go with the necessary first: the show will have to find a way to bring Buffy back from the dead.
■I also think Buffy herself won't appear in the premiere episode? Maybe?
■God, what if this is just an entire season without Buffy? Okay, it won't be, but it's just a thought. THIS ISN'T A PREDICTION.
■I say that Willow will be the main person responsible for getting Buffy back.
■On that note, Willow will be in charge in Buffy's absence.
■There will be an episode devoted to Xander and Anya's glorious wedding!
■Giles will take a more direct role in the Summers family over the course of season six.
■I don't know that I like it, but Spike and Buffy will at least go on a date once.
■Dawn will start learning magic from Willow. (I mean"¦ what else can she do now that she survived? God, I hope no one else tries to use her as the Key again.)
■Buffy will not go back to college.
■I'm seriously drawing a blank here.
■That's mostly because HOW THE **** CAN THIS SHOW GO ON. BUFFY DIED. WHAT THE ****.
■Okay, one episode about time travel. That'll happen, right?
■Also, I want Cordelia to crossover and appear on Buffy again.
■God, this is horrible.
■Here's my big prediction: we will see the new Slayer who was called upon Buffy's death before the halfway point of season six.
I edited out the f-words, just in case. I totally get Joss' evilness now in looking forward to other's reactions to the horrible things he does to everyone now.😛
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Living Dead Boy
Guest
His video for "Once More With Feeling" is beyond amazing. I was just smiling all throughout. His expressions were priceless! 😀
Aloverssoulz
Potential
I read the review, but have yet to watch the video. I'll make sure to do so soon 😀 I loved his videos of him watching The Gift.
WileyDairyGnome
Strong like an Amazon
His video reactions to OMWF was beyond priceless. 😀 I love how he thought it was going to be an animated episode. (Now that would have been interesting)
