THANK YOU!!!!!!
I was beginning to think that I was all alone in feeling totally underwhelmed by this so called "blockbuster."
I second that. It's complete crap and it's criminal how many good films fall under the radar because this piece of 'horse hooey' (to quote Willow) gets all the promotion. There's no story, no chemistry, no nothing. The writing is awful and the actors are just two nobodies with zilch by way of acting talent. I really am failing to understand why anybody would pay cinema prices these days to sit through 3 quarters of cringe worthy soft core porn.
Pet Sematary - 7/10
Last movie I saw was a re-watch of Pet Sematary. I'd give it a solid 7/10 just for making me cry lol. I love the story, any adaptation of a Stephen King novel is usually good owing to the quality of the source material. I loved how the movie is fundamentally supernatural as is common with King's work however deals with the absolution that is death. Having lost my own dad at a young age I really felt for the family in the movie and some of the scenes with the dad holding the lifeless body of his little boy and carrying him home were just heartbreaking...especially when he had to kill him again. Him sitting there watching his son helplessly die again because he couldn't bring him back how he was was so despairing. The opening scene was so atmospheric with the music and panning slowly around the pet graveyard. I thought it was really well done. The Zelda scenes were just as I remembered them so many years ago...scary as hell even to this day. Although those few scenes are really the only creepy parts to the movie, it's still a classic and I think it was actually incredibly moving and thought provoking as far as horror movies go. Also great to see Herman Munster!!
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Survival Quest - 7/10
Lance Henriksen is my favourite actor - no matter what he does he is just fantastic. I stumbled across this movie and loved it. I'm not entirely sure what I would class it genre wise, probably a thriller suspense or possibly mild action. The story centres around a group of unlikely individuals who all choose to participate in a survival scheme programme led by Lance Henriksen's character who spends all his time out in the wilderness. The participants are all people who you would expect to be useless: a criminal, divorcee, old man, nerd etc however all come together and learn to trust one with the help of their instructor. They're sharing the time with another group that are all about survival of the fittest and naturally the two groups come to blows which of course ends in disaster. I found this movie entertaining and really uplifting at the same time. Any story surrounding an underdog is always good and I thought the movie was shamefully overlooked and underrated - probably owing to the time it was released when a lot of good and similar movies overshadowed it. My only complaint is it could have done with a bit more blood and gore and possibly more emphasis on the suspence and hunter/hunted aspects as well as the bonding which is nailed. Again..Lance is a legend
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You're Next - 8/10
Another underrated and little known recent slasher movie. In terms of the scares and storyline it's all pretty cliche but I found this movie really fun. I watched it with my best friend who thought I'd like it and I did
😀 It could have been a lot scarier BUT it was funny and I found so many parts hilariously silly and over the top that I didn't really mind. There's a twist at the end which (if you've seen enough horror movies as I have) you'll get pretty early on but it's still nice to see how it pans out. The masked killers were pretty original and I loved how it set up the family at the dinner table and just went crazy from there on in. It was so fun and the kills were gory, creative and over the top - as they should be! Overall it's not that scary but it's fun to watch and doesn't take itself too seriously. The lead actress (can't remember her name) was great and I look forward to hopefully seeing her in more stuff.
It's definitely love or hate I think. It could have been made a lot better but it's a guilty pleasure of mine and I always found it oddly endearing because of the actual story. But I do understand why people don't like it.