The Fourth Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony Thread

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Fake Shemp, would you like to come on up here and make a speech?
 
Please guys, only winners and presenters posting in here.

I'll set Buffy and her heels on you...
 
*waves banner*

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Shempy staggers to the stage, Aussie has been giving her lots to drink.

Shempy moves the microphone down.... shortness.

Shempy does a little dance for the wife Perny
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*shoulda wore something better than a bunny outfit*


"VH SECRET HANDSHAKES TO ALL VH-ERS.... Dudes and dudettes y'all know we are the best dorm all ready, and I take it upon myself to let the WORLD know.

With the TARDIS i will tell the entire universe and multi-verse of the greatness of VH... and how to spell it (sw)"

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Perny
You deserve it hunny! WOHOO! I SLEEP WITH THAT GIRL
L
Lou
YEA AUNT SHEMPY! WE LOVE YOU! Even if you are in VH!
C
Crazy Flakes
Did you ever know that you're my heee-roooooo...
ItMustBeBunnies
ItMustBeBunnies
Congrats!:)
definition of insane
definition of insane
Congrats shempy!!! :D
Okay, moving swiftly on from the gate crashing - I will not be so gentle with the rugby tackling next time - I'd like to invite Black Eye Guy to hand out our next award.
 
Nice speech Shempy😉

These awards are mucho fun!

Ok moving swiftly along our next presenter is my dashing date BEG🙂
 
*Lyri sticks her tongue out at Kean*

Ha, beat ya to it that time!
 
Now, Now ladies no need to both introduce me, I know you both wanted to do it!

Good evening everyone, it's such an honour to be here tonight, I hope everyone is having a wonderful time, I know I am, well you take one look at my date and you know I couldn't have a bad night,
And on that actually while I have a moment, I have to apologise to Lyri, I know she wanted me as her date tonight but I was unavailable, so she had to go for her second choice. My sincere apologies, maybe next year? If you get your booking in fast enough.

Anyway onto more pressing issues, Im delighted to be presenting the Doyle Award, the award we give to the member that hasn't been active in awhile and who we all dearly miss. The nominees are:

Berkled
BuffyObsessedFan
Elmo
horrorshock666
Punky Power
Senior Watcher
Summers Blood
Wannabee-slayer


Congrats to all those nominated, hopefully you'll all come back to us soon *Suddenly becomes very serious* - Or else.

*Relaxes*

A ha , now the winner!!

*Opens envelope*

The person we miss most is"¦"¦


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Elmo!!


Unfortunately unlike previous years the winner hasn't returned to us for the night to fulfil their need for attention and a nice shiny statue, but luckily for us Faith, the winner of this award In previous years has agreed to accept this award on her behalf!

So get on up here ya attention seeking whore you!!
 
Faith saunters her way up to the stage, remembering this moment from last year.

Spotting Buffy chatting to the cute Jeffrey Dean Morgan behind the bar Faith makes a mental note to go there soon.

"Hey Guys....everyone having fun tonight?"

"As you know the Doyle award is for the most missed member. I myself won it last year and well look at me now back on top"

Faith pauses a wink at Lindsey, knowing he loves women with power.

"Anyway, Elmo is currently out of the country but by the power of technology she has just sent me the following text message"

"I'm flattered, and I don't know what to say. Can't even get online to see what is happening. Pass on my thanks and Love"

I'm sure she also meant to say that I can keep her award so i'll just do that!

Next up 'The Faith Award' for the coolest member...you do know that is based on my good self yes?
 
Yeah, I know, right? It's like she can't get enough of it. Bet we see that awards button in her sig next week.

*Lyri laughs*
 
"Well clearly this is the 'Faith show' and why the hell not!"

"I have in my hand the winner of the Coolest Member of 2008"

"But before we go there lets take a look at what awesome people were nominated"


Airam
Blondie Bear
DarklyDreamingDrusilla
Definition of Insane
Fake Shemp
ItMustBeBunnies
Joyce Summers
Lindsey McDonald
Lou
Mesektet Ra
Mozya
pernilleborup
Shayla
SpoonsAreCool
yellowcrayon
 
Faith smiles as she spots a plate of waffles going down.

And the winner is:

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DarklyDreamingDrusilla

Sadly DDD can't be with us tonight but she sent the following message:

First I want to thank everyone who nominated me for this award and I want to thank all of the mods for putting this show together because it is truly lovely. I want to say that wow I never thought I would ever get nominated for a "coolest person award" I was always seen as the nerdy kid in high school because of my obsessessions with television, movies, and books, but hey I guess here I stand a better chance since we are all a bit like that. Seriously though I am honored that people here have thought of me to be a cool memeber here at the boards. I love it here so much and I am glad that you all seem to like me to so I guess I will stick around.

Thank you again
 
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DarklyDreamingDrusilla
OH MY GOSH I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! Dang extra credit class seminar today during the awards made me miss it! BUT WOW I AM SO COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY HONORED THANKS EVERYONE!
*Lyri smiles at Faith as she leaves the stage and spots the microphone, standing lonely and silent in the middle of the stage. Beside her, Kean is eating her pizza.

With a grin, Lyri smashes the pizza into Kean's face and flies across the stage to the mic.*

HA! I got it!!
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Face smashage! Whoa!
You, thunder stealing, make-up wrecking hussy!!!!

Kean sticks leg out and trips Lyri as she runs off

Kean watches on as she falls to the floor...awww too bad...
 
Airam
Airam
chick fight, chick fight!!!
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
you people are nuts!
On her way off the stage Kean steps on Lyri's head and reclaims her mic!
 
* Buffys stands up and does her best Mrs. Garrett voice. *

"Girls, girls!"

* She then gives them the look that says Shape up or Ship out. *
 
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
Oh, sweety.. you SO need Mrs. Garrett karma! Kudos to you!
Cohen
Cohen
Facts of Life Karma
*Lyri manages to keep her dignity and not have her dress fly up as she face plants into the stage.*

OW! You stood on my head?! You thundering loony! Look what you did to my hair!

*Grabbing the glass of water sitting on the mic stand, Lyri hurls it over Kean's Versace dress. And takes the mic.*
 
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