The Fourth Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony Thread

[Mr. Pointy]

Erm...did someone ask for a sharp stick?...

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Bleeeping bleepy bleep bleepy bleeps!

Well blow me down! this is totally unexpected and I am deeply honoured. Thanks to you all for being good friends and generally all round good eggs...and...dammit, who was that woman! Oh yea, Angelina...no thanks to her...she's got Pitt anyway...why would she need my thanks.

thanks to Buffy and Faith for being great mates as well as great bosses

thanks to good mates n4h and OM...thanks to edb and Andy...

Crikey! I'll shut up now...

...thanks btw 🙂

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Jeez...that was one rubbish acceptance speech...you've got to give a little more notice for these surprise awards 🙂

Now I know how darling Katie Winslet felt 😉

 

[Buffy Summers]

* Buffy returns to the podium. *

"Congratulations, Mr. P."

* Looks out over the audience. *

"As some of you may know, this week marks the Seventh anniversary of our beloved Buffy boards. I have so many happy memories of those years, and tonight, we'd like to take a visual journey back over the most memorable moments in BB history. So far."

* The lights dim as a giant projection screens lowers from the ceiling, and images begin appearing. *

* BB April Fools Past

Buffy and Faith yelling at each other...

The Swedish Chef waving his magic wooden spoon over the boards and turning them to gibberish...Bork Bork...

Keanoite, power mad and drunk with her own swollen ego...

The Great Member Deletion

Hundred of nameless, avatarless former members bang on the door of the Boards, unable to enter their passwords...

Anya Donkey

She trots through the board...

And those unforgettable members

Soulgasm...Comma and Cordelia...edb and FunkyMunky...polexia...the original Xander Harris...BBGB06...

BB Babies

It all started 6 years ago with edb...and then the floodgates opened and lots of little honorary pumpkin bellies arrived!

The School

Buffy and Faith hammering nails into boards, building the School of Slayers and Demon Hunters with their bare hands...

And do you remember...

When Buffy's name was Darla and Faith was Dark Slayer...

When the Board had a Pet shop

When there were only 4 color schemes...

NancyBoyHairGel's "Cheese: Yay or Nay" Thred and the example it became...

The "Why is Charmed Better Than BtVS" thread...

The Dorm Open House

The Shipper Wars

The Werewolves Game

VisionGuy's commentary at the very first BB Awards show


* The lights turn back up and the screen retracts into the ceiling. *

* Buffy smiles. *

"Happy Birthday BB."

 

[Kean]

And still there is yet more surprises

Muahahahahaha

 

[Lyri]

*Lyri arrives back on stage. Looks like her meds have kicked in.*

Ok, we have one more award to give out tonight, and this, ladies and gentelmen, is the most important award of the night.

This award goes to two of the most imortant people on BB. They are the heart and soul of this place. They give their all every single day, and put up with a lot of crap from everyone, without out a word to anyone.

*Lyri looks to Kean*

Over to you, sweetie.

 

[Kean]

Thanks Lyr🙂

As Lyri said this award is very dear to our hearts so with out further ado I present The Chosen Two Award to



















Me and Lyri!!!

WE WON!!!!

*bounces*

 

[Lyri]

*Lyri does a happy dance*

YES! We actually won!!

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for us...which, I guess was me and Kean!! We so rule!!

We won! Chosen Two for Life!

 

[Faith]

Faith, at her table is stunned...seriously they cannot think they can get away with this.

Turning to Buffy she almost shouts

"We have to do something"

 

[Buffy Summers]

*Buffy jumps up, and runs to the stage, pointing her finger at Kean and Lyri. *

"HOW DARE YOU TWO!!! That award belongs to US!

Well...we'll just see about this...payback's a you-know-what you slags!"

 

[Faith]

Faith storms the stage, her friend at her side.

"You pair honestly think that you can take us on and win.....US...."

Advancing on Lyri, a gleam in her eye

"Buffy you see to that Kean thing and i'll deal with this one"

Launching herself at Lyri she knocks her to the ground, her award rolling to one side.

 

[Lyri]

SLAGS?! I'm so gonna kick your tiny liek mufhgdfsdf

*Kean slaps a hand across Lyri's mouth and pulls her to the side.

*She's rugby tackled by Faith and thrown to the ground.*

Oh, my God, you are clincally insane!!

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

Rising with their mistress, Faith's Lindseys line the stage, preventing anyone from even considering helping the "chosen" two.

 

[Lyri]

Hey!! It's not our fault we were chosen for this wonderful Award!

*ducks the flying shoes*

 

[Faith]

Chosen...the only thing you two were Chosen for was to be 'beneath us'.

Lindseys guard the stage and hunt down that Kean

 

[Buffy Summers]

* Buffy pauses a moment, briefly wondering where those OTHER shoes had come from, but soon forgot about it. *

"You just wait until the Watcher's Council hears about THIS! I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

* Not bothering to identify which one was Toto in that scenario, Buffy takes off not one but BOTH shoes and storms the stage. *

"Come here! You can't hide from ME!!"

 

[Lyri]

Admit it, Faithy, you're just jealous of me and Kean!

 

[Kean]

L.M.F.A.O​

Ok it is clear that Buffy and Faith are far better at this than us so we are going to finish up with the final final award...finally!

This award is for two individuals, who quite frankly, this place wouldn't exist or be the home that it is. They are two of the most amazing ladies I know. Strong, independent, smart and as you can see) utterly hilarious.

Myself and Lyri, couldn't let this night pass without marking your contribution to this place...ye ARE this place and we thank God everyday that ye were crazy enough to set BB up.

So without anymore ado, I'm going to pass over to Lyri who will present the Hot Chicks With Super Powers Award to


Buffy Summers and Faith

 

[Lou]

Nevermind :lmao: :lmao:

Starts singing "Mandy" AGAIN....you people calm down or I'm getting out the hose!

 

[Black Eye Guy]

BEG Sits at his table, staring at the crazyness that has just exploded on the stage.

Looks at VG and shrugs, "Women eh?"

VG stares blankly at him.

"Come on VG, you'd been so invisible and Quiet tonight, while I've been nothing but nice, kinda"

They continue to sit in silence.