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I just witnessed a disturbing conversation I felt compelled to stop proofreading my paper to tell you all about..

I just overhead a girl saying she was reading Twilight in her Classics of Modern Literature class and that she thought Twilight was "definitely a new classic in the making".

AHH.

I am so....disturbed. Calling Twilight a "classic" is like so, so so wrong. What professor would assign that book as an example of good modern literature???

t_t *dead moment* The earth is definitely doomed. 😛

Okay, that was mean. But honestly? At least wait for the fandom and frenzy to cool down, then we'll see which critics think it should be a "classic".
 
The Ferg
The Ferg
Agreed. It's good, but there's no way it's a classic...
Ok So I went to see the movie today with my mate who is a huge fan and I want to have my little overview ranty of the movie. I havent read the entire thread so Im sorry if Im just repeating what others have said.

I havent laughed that much in a LONG time. I felt like I was missing out on parts of the story as I havent read the book. I didnt go with expectations of it being good or bad really, but when I saw the shot of Edward in biology looking like he was going to throw up with the owl wings behind his head all angelic like, I lost it. Edward was so serious and Bella was so blank almost, I cant think of a better word for her really. I thought she had HEAPS better chemistry with Jacob than Edward, Im not sure if it was written like that in the book or if it was the actors or something. And Jacob was so cute, like little boy cute, I just wanted to pinch his little cheeks (and do something about the hair!).

I totally lost it again when we first saw the older Doctor Cullen, I cant remember his name now, but I laughed so much I started chocking on my popcorn. I dont think the people in the cinema were too impressed with me 😛 His makeup was so ridiculous, you would think they could make it look a bit better somehow. One shot in particular you could see the layers of crap on his face. And that set me off laughing again everytime I saw him.

Edward was kinda creepy with the watching her in her sleep thing, There were a few bits where I thought, oh he's kinda cool, like when he smiled coming out of the car in the school carpark with Bella, it would have been nice to see more bits like that, I just wanted to tell him to relax a bit!
The running and climbing thing was kinda dumb but I dont know how else they could have done it really with Bella hanging off him like a drunk getting a piggyback. And when they went into the sunlight and he was all pretty and sparkly he reminded me of a mermaid for some reason, and so the uncontrollable laughter started again. His eyes were awesome but it would have been cool to see some kind of sparkle in the sunlight thing on ground level too, like just a glimpse of it.
Their first kiss gave me mega flash backs to Buffy and Angels first kiss, but they seemed to take forever, I was getting bored by the lingering. And then when she fell asleep on his chest his face screamed "Oh shit now Im stuck here like this all night" and the laughter began again. Im not sure if it is because I have missed some stuff in the book but the relationship seemed really one sided up until near the end. Edward was head over heels whereas Bella appeared kinda "meh" about the whole thing.

The baseball game was great, Alice is adorable! I thought it was a really fun scene. James was hot up until he caught a wiff of Bella, then I couldn't take him seriously. Especially cos all the Cullens looked like a bunch of growling ken dolls when they turned to protect Bella. I felt so sorry for Charlie with Bella saying all that stuff and being a bitca 🙁 Why couldn't she have just jumped out the window! I dont get why she had to be so awful. And then running away from the Cullens to meet James by herself? What a dumbarse, shes not all that bright really. I liked that she did get hurt when she gets thrown across the room though, so many movies people go and smack their head on a wall or something and get up running (ahem *James Bond* cough) for some reason it really annoys me so I was glad she was screaming on the floor (glad is maybe not the word I should use... or maybe it is). Them all dancing around the James fire was funny.

The prom scene was totally soppy. The other students were always so childish (again I dont know if it was how it was written or the actors) but I thought it was a good contrast to Edward. I liked that they were just kids and nothing more.
I dont know if I will read the books or not yet, I think I might be bored with the first one having seen the movie. Probably eventually I will. I did enjoy the movie, it was fun and simple (I cant think of the word I want so that will do). I came out of the cinema smiling with sore stomach muscles from laughing so hard... I dont think that was the aim of it all but I had a great time and cant wait for the next one.
 
My girlfriend got the first Twilight book for her birthday on sunday and she says it's actualy quite good and that you lot don't know what you're on about(yes i've told her about you all hating it lol)
 
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Lou
*waves* Tell her I liked it!
I got around to watching it and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. That said, I expected it to be somewhere between full root canal with no novacaine and falling into an open septic tank.

So I guess you could say it was like falling into a septic tank, but WITH novocaine.

The best part was the cinematography and scenery. I don't much care for that "Everything looks BLUE" kind of atmospheric color of the majority of the film, but the mountains and wilderness were impressive. Wish I could say the same about the story or the performances.

I have seen the books and they are absolutely HUGE. Maybe it's just heavy stock paper to allow them to charge massive prices for the books, I don't know. How much (mush) do the viewers miss compared to the readers? Again, I'll never know!

When the sequel comes I won't be lining up.

Uncle Rory
 
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Crazy Flakes
The books don't seem long at all when you're reading them.
Ok So I went to see the movie today with my mate who is a huge fan and I want to have my little overview ranty of the movie. I havent read the entire thread so Im sorry if Im just repeating what others have said.

I havent laughed that much in a LONG time. I felt like I was missing out on parts of the story as I havent read the book. I didnt go with expectations of it being good or bad really, but when I saw the shot of Edward in biology looking like he was going to throw up with the owl wings behind his head all angelic like, I lost it. Edward was so serious and Bella was so blank almost, I cant think of a better word for her really. I thought she had HEAPS better chemistry with Jacob than Edward, Im not sure if it was written like that in the book or if it was the actors or something. And Jacob was so cute, like little boy cute, I just wanted to pinch his little cheeks (and do something about the hair!).

I totally lost it again when we first saw the older Doctor Cullen, I cant remember his name now, but I laughed so much I started chocking on my popcorn. I dont think the people in the cinema were too impressed with me 😛 His makeup was so ridiculous, you would think they could make it look a bit better somehow. One shot in particular you could see the layers of crap on his face. And that set me off laughing again everytime I saw him.

Edward was kinda creepy with the watching her in her sleep thing, There were a few bits where I thought, oh he's kinda cool, like when he smiled coming out of the car in the school carpark with Bella, it would have been nice to see more bits like that, I just wanted to tell him to relax a bit!
The running and climbing thing was kinda dumb but I dont know how else they could have done it really with Bella hanging off him like a drunk getting a piggyback. And when they went into the sunlight and he was all pretty and sparkly he reminded me of a mermaid for some reason, and so the uncontrollable laughter started again. His eyes were awesome but it would have been cool to see some kind of sparkle in the sunlight thing on ground level too, like just a glimpse of it.
Their first kiss gave me mega flash backs to Buffy and Angels first kiss, but they seemed to take forever, I was getting bored by the lingering. And then when she fell asleep on his chest his face screamed "Oh shit now Im stuck here like this all night" and the laughter began again. Im not sure if it is because I have missed some stuff in the book but the relationship seemed really one sided up until near the end. Edward was head over heels whereas Bella appeared kinda "meh" about the whole thing.

The baseball game was great, Alice is adorable! I thought it was a really fun scene. James was hot up until he caught a wiff of Bella, then I couldn't take him seriously. Especially cos all the Cullens looked like a bunch of growling ken dolls when they turned to protect Bella. I felt so sorry for Charlie with Bella saying all that stuff and being a bitca 🙁 Why couldn't she have just jumped out the window! I dont get why she had to be so awful. And then running away from the Cullens to meet James by herself? What a dumbarse, shes not all that bright really. I liked that she did get hurt when she gets thrown across the room though, so many movies people go and smack their head on a wall or something and get up running (ahem *James Bond* cough) for some reason it really annoys me so I was glad she was screaming on the floor (glad is maybe not the word I should use... or maybe it is). Them all dancing around the James fire was funny.

The prom scene was totally soppy. The other students were always so childish (again I dont know if it was how it was written or the actors) but I thought it was a good contrast to Edward. I liked that they were just kids and nothing more.
I dont know if I will read the books or not yet, I think I might be bored with the first one having seen the movie. Probably eventually I will. I did enjoy the movie, it was fun and simple (I cant think of the word I want so that will do). I came out of the cinema smiling with sore stomach muscles from laughing so hard... I dont think that was the aim of it all but I had a great time and cant wait for the next one.
Yeah, pretty much everyone was laughing at the theatre I saw it at too. And I did enjoy the baseball scene. And Jasper? He's a cutie....Edward is a total creeper, though. Jacob is way cooler.
 
Nah. I don't think everyone should give them a chance. A think quite a few people know enough about them to not want to read them 🙂
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I just witnessed a disturbing conversation I felt compelled to stop proofreading my paper to tell you all about..

I just overhead a girl saying she was reading Twilight in her Classics of Modern Literature class and that she thought Twilight was "definitely a new classic in the making".

AHH.

I am so....disturbed. Calling Twilight a "classic" is like so, so so wrong. What professor would assign that book as an example of good modern literature???
I think a little piece of my soul just died. Seriously. Dead.
 
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Yep. Feel your pain.
So anyone else here that the new director is recasting the role of Jacob? Looks like they think the original actor wasnt good lookin enough to play the role now that he gets a bigger part in the sequel.
 
I just witnessed a disturbing conversation I felt compelled to stop proofreading my paper to tell you all about..

I just overhead a girl saying she was reading Twilight in her Classics of Modern Literature class and that she thought Twilight was "definitely a new classic in the making".

AHH.

I am so....disturbed. Calling Twilight a "classic" is like so, so so wrong. What professor would assign that book as an example of good modern literature???

There are no words.
There is only this.
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So anyone else here that the new director is recasting the role of Jacob? Looks like they think the original actor wasnt good lookin enough to play the role now that he gets a bigger part in the sequel.

No, they're considering recasting him because Jacob turns into a werewolf and goes from looking like a teenager to a guy in his mid-twenties within the course a few weeks/months (I can't remember which.)

Regardless, the only redeeming quality of New Moon will be Jasper trying to kill Bella...Jackson is just so freakin' hot.
 
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Lou
You're trying to kill the boards!?!?! For CHRISTMAS!?!?! KONK! But, Dawson's darn funny!
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Agreed. Jasper is my favorite Cullen. :)
So anyone else here that the new director is recasting the role of Jacob? Looks like they think the original actor wasnt good lookin enough to play the role now that he gets a bigger part in the sequel.

God, poor kid! Can you imagine if they were like, "Oh sorry, I know I cast you already - but you're just not good looking enough for the second film! You're canned!"

Man, that really sucks.
 
I was about *thisclose* to Taylor Lautner (Jacob) this summer at the Breaking Dawn release party I went to up north. I would have stood in line for an autograph for about two more hours if my boyfriend hadn't been rushing me home. I just don't understand why he didn't want to wait... 😉
 
So anyone else here that the new director is recasting the role of Jacob? Looks like they think the original actor wasnt good lookin enough to play the role now that he gets a bigger part in the sequel.

I'm just back from watching it and I have to agree about Jacob, I don't see that actor as a good fit for the way Jacob is in New Moon. Nothing about him not being 'good looking' enough but without giving anything away Jacob in the first book is very different to Jacob in the second book and he needs to be a bit larger and a bit older looking, thats how I pictured him anyway. The first Jacob is too boyish which is fine for the first book but not for the progression.

I loved the first book, it is certainly not a classic but it is a good read and I could not put it down. The movie didn't have that draw, I liked it but it didn't have the same pull. The thing that might annoy people that have not read the books is that the film has no proper ending because it is continued.

I also have to agree about how they showed the paleness, there was no need and it was over done. I also don't agree with the casting for Carlisle, I still see that guy as Mike in 'Cant Hardly Wait' and he does not have the softness of the character, I just didn't buy it.

The crowd was mixed with males and females and a group of 8 guys left halfway through...I think they were under the impression it was a 'different' kind of vampire movie!

I was annoyed as while in the line some people were mouthing off about how 'it should be fans of the book only and you need to read all four books before watching the film'. Which is a load of rubbish as for this first installment you can come in without having read the first book, sure you will get all the small ins if you have read the book but is not totally necessary. Of course these girls started going on about plot lines of the fourth book and completely ruined it for my friend who was only on the third book. I was fuming!
 
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Uh oh! Spoilers suck.
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
I think I would have slapped them with my giant icecream sandwhich.
I just was reading that Taylor Lautner has been hitting the gym hard to prove to the producers that he can pull of Jacob in New Moon. If he puts in all that effort and then still ends up getting canned it will suck.

I don't know, I really want the continuity. I personally wouldn't care if Jacob wasn't exactly like he is in the second book. As long as it's assumed that he is, it will work for me.
 
I don't know, I really want the continuity. I personally wouldn't care if Jacob wasn't exactly like he is in the second book. As long as it's assumed that he is, it will work for me.

Ya same with me. I havent started the 2nd book yet but I have heard about the changes the charecter goes through. I just wish they would have thought about the Jacob charecter before casting someone since I am a continuity whore. But I guess the 1st director had a different vision than this new one. Just have to wait and see, though some of the people they have considered for the new Jacob are fine with me (and apparently Ben Barnes is going out for the role aswell).
 
Hmmm I was reading up about the change with Jacob... I went with two girls who are hard core fans of the books, I read the first one before seeing it... anyway they both went on that he wasn't right for the part.

Without reading the second I know that he changes a lot... and the guy that may be picked does suit it better.

Michael Copon: Ive Got 60 Pounds on Taylor Lautner | Just Jared Jr. - JJJ

To the 'classic' comment about twilight.... *Sigh* some people are just strange... gave me a chuckle too... classic... lol
 
I watched the first 1 and a half or so of it, wasn't my kind of thing at all.

There were a few different things that just bored me to death until I switched it off. From the beginning of the movie I was trying to engage with Bella's character, but just couldn't because she was so incredibly boring, did she even have a personality? I thought the characters were all kind of boring to be honest. The way that vampire lore had been altered so dramatically was sort of frustrating. You can tell it's aimed at little girls straight away by the fact he sparkles!
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If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com
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Oh... I'm slow on the draw again.
 
November
November
Hehe Blondie gave us that link in IRC the other day, good read!
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Blair Waldorf-Bass
No problem hun. :)
Kean
Kean
That, was fantastic!
I watched the first 1 and a half or so of it, wasn't my kind of thing at all.

There were a few different things that just bored me to death until I switched it off. From the beginning of the movie I was trying to engage with Bella's character, but just couldn't because she was so incredibly boring, did she even have a personality? I thought the characters were all kind of boring to be honest. The way that vampire lore had been altered so dramatically was sort of frustrating. You can tell it's aimed at little girls straight away by the fact he sparkles!
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If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com
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Oh... I'm slow on the draw again.

Yes! Another person who agrees! And the link made me spill my dinner from laughter, it was hilarious. Thanks for the linkie! 🙂
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
Haha, not a problem. Sorry about the dinner though!
Not read through this thread just gonna post the three things that I liked about the film.

Vampire Baseball - Now this is a sport I could get used to watching, way fun.

Alice - Alice is my kinda girl, I liked her lots.

The fact that when I bought a ticket I asked for '1 to Twatlight' and got the response of the person laughing and saying, it isn't all that bad, followed by my friend punching me in the arm.
 
What the hell, I watched the film today, and was really let down, it was so boring I mean really, the actors were emotionless and stupid
Oh and why do vampires sparkle all of a suuden, just so random, there supposed to set fire or something, vampires are killers and all of a sudden they sparkle purtttilly in the sun light.
What a load of crap, i hated the film but enjoyed the books

(excuse my anger, but it was rubbish)

Love Drew!!! 🙂 :flower3:
 
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Blair Waldorf-Bass
lol. Well said! Your sig with Muse makes me smile. :)
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