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Ok it was last year, it was my 2th week in high chool and I was on my way to 3rd period class and I was going up the stairs and I missed the step cuz I heard my crushes voice and turned around falling backwards on to him and he caught me he almost fell (it was only a step drop) and his friend cracked up lol and he was like '' well there is a creative way to tell me u like me" and I froze (I didnt know how he knew)...I knew him cuz he was a V. football player and im a cheerleader so i would see him in the bus and talk to him cuz my best friend and him are cusins.....and to make it worse I didnt know his name and my best friend told him I liked him and I didnt know and i was quet for a week 9I couldnt look at him i avoided every contact) and he asked me to homecomming finaly and we have been going out since then lol now hes a senior and Im a soph!!!!!! lol kinda bad....I have ALOT more, Im a clutz! lol (I think my blonde shows a little tooooo much)
 
Mens bathroom huh? I've had a few of those... And falling down in front of Taco Bell... that happens alot right?

Thats funny *Lost Angel*. I'm glad it all worked out in the end. Funny how that works ya? 🙂
 
Lost Angel--- The voices told me to do it...

lol...talking about bathrooms....at my old work place...there was this unisex bathroom for the employees...so I go into the uni to pee my brains out...i was in such a rush to lose my bladder that i forgot to lock the door...so i'm peeing...feeling hella better...when the door swings wide open with one of the middle aged old lady employees....about 3 feet away with a side view of my wang...all man...she had this weird look on her face...

you have no idea how hard it was to walk out of that bathroom and get back to work...it was all good....considering how every employee over there was a woman so you know they blabbed about the 'gasm's wang
 
HOLY SH*T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's great!!! Lucky you didn't give her a heart attack! Even MORE lucky she didn't offer to shake it off for ya! Man, You all got some good stories!

*Lost Angel* That is such a sweet story. Like something right out of a teen romance movie. Like She's All That! When she falls off the stairs! Awwww...
 
I don't know if anyone else does this but when I'm out clubbing me and my mates hold hands when were walking round the club so we don't get seperated. This one night I was out and I got talking to someone I knew and as I was saying goodbye to this person, I assumed my mates had waited for me, so I just grabbed hold of this hand and started pulling them to the dance floor. It was only when I got to the dance floor and turned round that I realised I'd brought this lad onto the dance floor. It was so embarrassing, I didn't know what to do, so I just walked off and left him on the dance floor!!
 
lol jules...

when it was snowing over here in london. i was scared of the ice, who isnt, an of cores i sliped up in the curb in the main road. but i made a quick recovery and only a handfull of people saw... god i drag things out, sowy. ok so that night i was praying that it would snow, as i had a theory. if there is a fresh layer of snow over the ice, i wont slip. well i did snow. but one road later on my way to college. nothing could save me. befor i knew it. i was making skid markes al over the road... not in a soild way, lol. ahh one of many horrid storys.
 
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Okay heres one...Once i lived right across the street and I was there and it was dark and i saw my dog there, and i went running for her, and then I didnt know there was a wire tied between 2 little standing up log things and I ran between them, and lets just say I didnt know the wire was there and i flew like bat man!!!!Ha...ok forget that story NOW!
 
HAHAHA! I love stories where people fall down...
Jules, my friends and I always hold hands like that at clubs, I'm gonna have to start looking now so I don't pull a "Jules" haha
 
Yeah Jules, that was pretty funny. So was the guy all happy cause a hot chick was taking charge or was he all confused with a kind of constipated look on his face? 😀
 
jules-- Miss. Lead....lol...thats my best one...

my man...UKer--- Heat (Ice's natural enemy)

babe12-- Lara Croft (if ya seen the second movie...you know why...

lol...rayne...
HOLY SH*T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's great!!! Lucky you didn't give her a heart attack! Even MORE lucky she didn't offer to shake it off for ya!
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lol...you know what dissapointed me...that her mouth didn't gape open in awe...like she never seen anything more amazing...aw well...at least she didn't laugh instantly...lol..if she did...i'd feel so gay...and inadequite...you know how men are with their size...most of us could care less how we look...but when it comes to the size of our wang...become like gurls instantly...always self aware and shiz....

lol...here's my most embarrassing story...i was running on the sidewalk when i passed this couple all dressed up for a party or something...i thought that the gurl looked like a gurl i knew...so after I pass them...i turn around and softly say "lehua"....no answer

i say it again a little louder "lehua" no answer...so i take off my ear phones that were blasting...and yell "leeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaa"...lol...they falkin turn around falkin looking scared...once i saw her...i knew it wasn't her...so i said.."sorry"...and started running again...lol...those falkers must've thought i was crazy or something...

remember...any of you can give names...just make sure its cool...
 
Well Soulgasm, the best I could do for ya at the moment considering I gotta go #1 like NOW is Rocky. AAADDDDRRRRIIIIIAAAANNNNNN!!! 🙂
 
Okay heres another one of mine...It is also an ice story...last year I was at my friend Mikas house and she lives out in the country and she had a little creek thing but it was bigger..A ditch... And it was all frozen up in the winter and we were walking on it and i was wearing a pair of new black high heel boots and they were my faveorite shoes and we were walking and i saw a little whole, and i was kicking it trying to make it bigger and it started cracking around me, and mika was like.."uh...Shelby" and then BOOM!My brand new boots were stuck in the mud.After we got them out i walked back to her house and put my tennieshoes on because because i didnt want to walk around in muddy boots so i went back to the ditch and we crossed a dike thing where it led to a frozen river thing...With calmer water...And we were walking on that making fun of Emily, a popular girl, and i was all."Yea and this Emily:Oh my!I broke a nail!Call the" and i fell right on my back...Mika tripped over me, and fell on her face...We laughed so hard i started crying!!!I musta fell alot!!!And she fell once...Maybe twice...And I have a trampaline story if you wanna hear that....Haha.Im suprised my name isnt Trippy!
 
nah...your name is balance...cause your probably blessed with so much good attributes...that the unverse must create a balance with a few good falls....
 
lol...at the time it seemed innocent...falk...i probably scared babe12 off...
 
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