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Ok, so I was with my boyfriend, and two other friends that were dating and we all started a makeout session in my friend Joe's room. Well, it got a bit more hot and heavy than that and my friends were on the bed and my boyfriend and I were on the floor half naked (yes it was pitch black) and Joe's parents came home and his mom walked in. MAN if any of you could have seen his moms face...I'll never get that freakish shrieking sound she made out of my head...
 
Gee...A little advise...when your gonna get hot and heavy, make sure the door is locked first ok!
 
Hahaha! I was just reminded of another thing. More silly than embarrasing...
When I was in 5th grade my buddies and I were on the playground after lunch and we had a plastic spoon and a pile of dried dog poop. (No, we didn't eat it) The guys were all playing football and on a dare I walked up to them and yelled real loud for their attention. When they turned I yelled something smart@ss and flung the poo at them. They all screamed like little girls and scattered like roaches. It was so funny. Especially when they all chased me into the girls restroom shouting death threats...ah, those were the days...
 
HAHAHA! That'd be so embarassing having someone's mom walk in on you! Did you ever go back there again? And flinging poo... that reminds me of something I saw on a shirt once.
 
A shirt?! I wanna see that shirt!

Yeah, I went back. They have moved since then and I actually house sit for them when they are out of town.

And thanks Soulgasm, I just love my new name...so dignified! 😛
In fact I'm SO inspired that I changed my title on my avatar just for you!::rolf::
 
yeah...good idea...anyone who got a name or two should change their sub name...that will give the name bestowing a purpose...
 
Originally posted by Soulgasm
foflol @ pop goes the boobie...

lost angel--- step and run.... shiz...i was looking at a pic of lulu...people actually dress like that at anime conventions!!...holy shiz...i better go to one of them...just find one hot chick in that outfit and its falkin over!!
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LMAO..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! LOL U r too funny, lol u like girls ALOT lol ur kinda girl crazy.....l u remind me of my brother. LOL 'wow look at that ass' or 'wow do i see naughty things now' that is sumtin my brother would say.

I changed the thing under my name to step n' run lol
 
Ok, Faith just reminded me of another embarrassing moment. Well, it wasn't so much embarrassing, it really p**sed me off but you guys will probably find it funny 🙂

I was at Blackpool with my mate Vicky and we were queing for the Big One. I was wearing my trackies and I was stood slightly behind Vickie so that anyone at the front of the que couldn't see me proper. Anyway my mate Vicky is a big flirt and there were some lads at the front of the que which she started flirting with. I wasn't paying any attention, I was in a world of my own when the next thing I heard was one of the lads shouting 'So is that your fella then.' They'd thought I was her boyfriend!!! I was so p**sed off, the s**t definately hit the fan!! They were really apologetic after though.
 
HAHAHA. That really sucks! Actually, I have a story kind of similar... So, this one time I was showing my friend some pictures from a while ago. I think we were trying to find something, but anyway... there was this picture of me and two other people and I was wearing a beanie and the way the picture was taken you couldn't see my hair, plus it was a dark picture. And my friend saw the picture and said, "Who's that? He's kinda cute." I was like "You dumb@ass! That's me!!" Then she got all embarassed, and so did I. And now I hate her forever cause she thought I was a boy. 😉
 
jules---prettiest man....

grrarg-- derek zoolander got nothing on me!!!

kinda embarrasing story today....i was late for school cause i caught the wrong bus...and was a mile away...so i ran...by the time i get there..i'm falkin glistening in sweat....slap my t-shirt on and walk into a small classroom 15 minutes late...sweat showing through shirt and all....everybody must think i have a glandular problem or something...i didn't smell though...that would suck...
 
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A shirt?! I wanna see that shirt!
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Well, I think the shirt had a little cartoon monkey on it, and underneath it were the words "I Fling Poo". haha. I believe I saw it at a Hot Topic store. 😀
 
Hahaha, yeah, now that you mention it I have seen that shirt. I wanted to buy it cuz I always said if I could be an animal for a day I would be a sh*t flingin' monkey so I could fling my poo at everyone that crossed me! Hmmm...is that maybe the sort of thig I should keep to myself?
 
Most of the time... yes. But you can make exceptions for the wonderful people on the buffy boards. 😉
 
Oh good! Thank you Grrarrg! I can always count on you to get my wackies for we are one in the same most times...

Have you ever had one of those sneezes that ended in a slimefest all down your face and found yourself with nothing but your hand to catch the aftermath? Ever had that happen in the middle of class? Well, THAT is my embarrasing story for the day...
 
Hahaha. I did that in class once. I tried to act like nothing happened, so I just left it on my hand for a while... then I casually got up to get a kleenex and suttly wiped it off. hehe
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that I have seen pictures of you guys so I can properly imagine these stories...
 
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