Your new name...
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Not so much the name, more of people asking how I came to get it...don't want it to go against my good catholic nautre *snigger*
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FiveByFiveB
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Okay, I finally got a story today. I was in the middle of watching The O.C., and watching tv always makes me hungry. So a commericial finally comes on, and I know that I've got about 2 mintues to grab something to eat from downstairs. You know that melted salsa cheese that you can use for dipping chips in? Well anyway, I put a little glass of that in the microwave for 1 minute to get it really hot. I'm rushing all around the kitchen getting a bowl of chips and a glass of water. As soon as the cheese is done heating up, I grab it out of the microwave... and then it slips. The next thing I know my hand feels like it's on fire and the cheese is dripping off onto the floor. I run over to the sink to pour cold water all over my hand... I'm practically using every curse word I could think of... I'm so surprised I didn't scream. I'm trying to type right now, and it still hurts. The part of my hand that got burnt is all swollen and red right now, and on top of that... I missed a few minutes of The O.C. (that's what timer record is for.😀). Anyway, I should take a picture of my hand, and post it when I get to post my other picture of myself.
My advice to you all... if you're hungry while watching tv, wait until the show is over and then stuff your face.
My advice to you all... if you're hungry while watching tv, wait until the show is over and then stuff your face.
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FiveByFiveB
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lol, that new name is definitely becoming my custom user title. And to have being burnt by cheese be the only good story I have to share with you guys must make me pretty pathetic. I still like Rayne's 'chucker of the poo!' the best.😛
Well um....*tries to think of a good defense* there was lots of tequila involved and I was in a good mood. At least only 2 people saw it 😀
undercoverlover
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i got a story and it may not sound that embarassing but i was about 10 or 11 so i could've died.
i was at this english holiday resort called centre parcs and me and my sister were queing up for the rapids. our parents had gone off to do their own thing and i saw the man in front of me looked a lot like my dad. So fr some reason unbeknown to me i pinched his ass. he turned round, i knew instantly he was not my dad. he said 'what do you fancy me or something' my sister was on the floor laughing and so i ran and hid in one o0f the jacuzzis.
i was at this english holiday resort called centre parcs and me and my sister were queing up for the rapids. our parents had gone off to do their own thing and i saw the man in front of me looked a lot like my dad. So fr some reason unbeknown to me i pinched his ass. he turned round, i knew instantly he was not my dad. he said 'what do you fancy me or something' my sister was on the floor laughing and so i ran and hid in one o0f the jacuzzis.
Jacklyn
Now a Scapenerd too...
Ok...I'm game...
I was at play rehearsal for my first school play. In the scene, I'm supposed to do this very difficult lift with my male dance partner. Now, this was our first dress rehearsal ever and, when I tried on the top I was to wear, I found it to be a little tight. (I'm a little top-heavy, ya' know?) So, on top of that, my boyfriend and my male best friend have come to see this rehearsal. Neither had ever been to one of my rehearsals before. So, we do this lift, and my partner puts me back down. After the end of the dance, the lights go down, and my partner (who, thankfully at that moment, is gay) gets this freaked out look on his face, and points to my shirt. It's open, and has been since the lift. So, not only have I just flashed my bra to all the teachers, students, and my boyfriend and our friend, but when the lights come up, all the crowd sees is my partner rushing to button my shirt.
HA!!! Every time I tell that story I laugh at myself again!
I was at play rehearsal for my first school play. In the scene, I'm supposed to do this very difficult lift with my male dance partner. Now, this was our first dress rehearsal ever and, when I tried on the top I was to wear, I found it to be a little tight. (I'm a little top-heavy, ya' know?) So, on top of that, my boyfriend and my male best friend have come to see this rehearsal. Neither had ever been to one of my rehearsals before. So, we do this lift, and my partner puts me back down. After the end of the dance, the lights go down, and my partner (who, thankfully at that moment, is gay) gets this freaked out look on his face, and points to my shirt. It's open, and has been since the lift. So, not only have I just flashed my bra to all the teachers, students, and my boyfriend and our friend, but when the lights come up, all the crowd sees is my partner rushing to button my shirt.
HA!!! Every time I tell that story I laugh at myself again!
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i ahve just come out of hospital and one person on the net has named me Cludeo!! cause i have a bellie button that goes on for miles and 2 stitch scares that look like this ----> % so she thought i looked like a board game!
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angel-babez01
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So whats my new name?I posted stories about tripping(classics) tomato soup ice blah blah blah....My name should be gracefull or dances with clutzyness!HAHA!!
*Lost Angel*
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